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Animals Id Like To Turn Into After I Die

I want to believe in rebirth. And as for trees not unless I can be a branch to Yrggsdaill.
1The Best Pessimist
To Whom It May Concern

Jackal. Howl like creatures of the nether realm, feast on the dead and haunt graveyards. Morbid and interesting creatures + Anubis is the fucking shit.
2Gregor Samsa
Rest

Owl. Owls are ominous, can swivel their heads and ruthless hunters. Tied to the goddess of the underworld, decay and death, and witchcraft the owl is one kvlt fucking creature.
3Damaar
Triumph Through Spears Of Sacrilege

Alligator/Crocodile. Only animal I've seen that scares the shit out of me. Unlike sharks, these creatures want to grasp you with their teeth, bring you down to the bottom and suffocate you. Honored by the Egyptians like a god. Well there was a god with an alligator head who consumed the malevolent.
4The National
High Violet

Lynx. A badass looking big cat. Known for being solitary, tied to the occult, and living in the dark. Rumored to piss excellence. It's said the lynx's urine turns into gemstones.
5The Reptillian
Full Health

Dragon,basilisk,serpent,etc. No reason necessary.
6Grief
...And Man Will Become The Hunted

Leopard. Another majestic and brutish big cat. Christians aligned it with the devil so obviously leopards are badass.
7The Soft Moon
The Soft Moon

Deer. In Irish mythology there's a forest god with antlers coming out of his forehead. Roaming the forest side looking for berries and returning to solitude.
8Monarch
Sabbat Noir

Beaver. If beavers aren't the most cuddly animals alive I don't know what is. Plus I want a waffle shaped tail and build a dam with my claws and teeth.
9Hellchild
To the Eden

Dolphin.
10Anguished
Cold

Vampire Bat. Blood sucking minions of the twilight that will frighten yo children.
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