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Cult Music: Winter Ritual Ov Cthulhu

Hello fellow minions of darkness, the esoteric order ov Dagon is in business and business is good. Let's break down the ceremony rules, ritual sacrificing Gaga sex dolls, honoring the green man, and hiring enough hookers/witches/wiccans to throw throw a massive mead drenched orgy wearing animal masks to symbolize man's spiritual connection to nature. Dark ambient, post-rock, bits of drone, power electronics, black metal, and darkwave to get the party started. No pussy ass post metal. LOLOLOLOL.
1Sui Generis Umbra
Coma


This music makes me picture bondage and all sorts of weird fetish parties.
2Teargas & Plateglass
Black Triage
3Mains de Givre
Esther Marie


some dude and some violinist chick come together to play utter bleakness.
4Incantation
Diabolical Conquest
5 Portal
Outre
6Bohren & Der Club Of Gore
Black Earth
7Asianova
Burning The Blue Skies Black
8The Austrasian Goat
Stains of Resignation


funeral doom black metal with cool instrumental parts. Jarboe's singing on track 5 is just pure melancholy. Makes me want to dance with the elves before consuming them.
9The Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble
Here Be Dragons
10...And The Earth Swarmed With Them
The Fading Voice of the Old Era Speaks to Us, But
11Dead Can Dance
Within The Realm Of A Dying Sun
12Yen Pox
Blood Music
13My Bloody Valentine
Loveless
14Paysage d'Hiver
Steineiche
15 Aeoga
Zenith Beyond the Helix-Locus
16Swans
Soundtracks for the Blind
17Venetian Snares/Hecate
Nymphomatriarch
18A Death Cinematic
Epochs Shifting Out Of Time
19New Risen Throne
Whispers Of The Approaching Wastefulness
20Burial Hex
Initiations
21Lyrinx
Nihilistic Purity
22Wraiths
Oriflamme
23Emperor
In the Nightside Eclipse
24Monarkh
Rites Profanes
25IRM
Virgin Mind
26Tenhornedbeast
My Horns Are a Flame to Draw Down the Truth
27asbestoscape
asbestoscape
28Atrium Carceri
Ptahil
29Sunn O)))
Monoliths and Dimensions
30Blood Ceremony
Blood Ceremony


Is this list homely enough? Is this enough to scare away all the hipsters and post/melodic death metal fags?
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