Clefable Oathbreaker McKinley

Reviews 218
Approval 97%

Soundoffs 216
News Articles 317
Band Edits + Tags 372
Album Edits 1,267

Album Ratings 2388
Objectivity 76%

Last Active 05-24-16 4:09 pm
Joined 05-20-07

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10.08.16 Hurricane Matthew Review10.06.16 Provisions
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09.30.16 A Strangely Balanced Year09.29.16 Horror Movies
09.27.16 Metal And Drinks09.26.16 Naughty Nuns
09.25.16 RIP! Jose Fernandez 09.22.16 Great Movies
09.19.16 Scooby Doo On Zombie Island09.17.16 Drinking Songs
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My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me And All I Got Was This Lousy Text Message

Faggotry is running amok on sputnik but no worries. I will exercise your demons and cleanse you of your faggotism with how to be a BRO. With my reccomendations of books, music, and movies, I will not break into your house at night and stab you in the face as I orignally planned but instead will help you regain your testicles that you lost at birth.
The Devil and the Whore

Movie 1. High Plains Drifter. Clint Eastwood is more of a man than you'll ever be. Supernatural themed revenge Western. yeah, it's god damn swell. Book 1. I only have one book so get Got Fight? by Forrest griffin. This will turn you from a loser/geek/pussy into the toughest guy on the planet. Dirty Harry, Magnum Force, Pale Rider, The Good The Bad The Ugly also apply.
To The Nameless Dead

Movie 2. Michael Collins. A movie about fighting about your independence. The Irish Republican Army's greatest mind presented into a two hour cinematic epic. This will restore your castrated self back to normal.

Movie 3. From Dusk To Dawn. A vampire movie that'll be sure to scare every single girl from ever watching or reading a Twilight book/ movie again.

Movie 4. Green Street Hooligans.
Heavier Than Heaven, Lonelier Than God

Movie 5. Taxi Driver.
6Destroyer 666

Movie 6. The Warriors.
6:66 Satans Child

Movie 7. Rocknrolla

Movie 8. Road House. A dead Patrick Swayze is more of a man than you. Pussy ass bitches. God bless his soul.
9At the Gates
With Fear I Kiss the Burning Darkness

Movie 9. Rambo: First Blood
In The Light Of Darkness

Movie 10. Saving Private Ryan.
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