BallsToTheWall
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Last Active 05-24-16 4:09 pm
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06.09.16 Spartan Races06.08.16 Richard Simmons
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05.30.16 House ov Starks05.28.16 Merica
05.27.16 Ichiro05.25.16 Pure As The Sun
05.25.16 Yu-Gi-Oh02.11.16 What We Do In the Shadows
02.09.16 Lavender Town02.04.16 My Client....BROCCCCCCK LESNARRRR
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1Megiddo
The Devil and the Whore


Movie 1. High Plains Drifter. Clint Eastwood is more of a man than you'll ever be. Supernatural themed revenge Western. yeah, it's god damn swell. Book 1. I only have one book so get Got Fight? by Forrest griffin. This will turn you from a loser/geek/pussy into the toughest guy on the planet. Dirty Harry, Magnum Force, Pale Rider, The Good The Bad The Ugly also apply.
2Primordial
To The Nameless Dead


Movie 2. Michael Collins. A movie about fighting about your independence. The Irish Republican Army's greatest mind presented into a two hour cinematic epic. This will restore your castrated self back to normal.
3Dismember
Dismember


Movie 3. From Dusk To Dawn. A vampire movie that'll be sure to scare every single girl from ever watching or reading a Twilight book/ movie again.
4Sepultura
Arise


Movie 4. Green Street Hooligans.
5Blacklisted
Heavier Than Heaven, Lonelier Than God


Movie 5. Taxi Driver.
6Destroyer 666
Defiance


Movie 6. The Warriors.
7Danzig
6:66 Satans Child


Movie 7. Rocknrolla
8Tragedy
Vengeance


Movie 8. Road House. A dead Patrick Swayze is more of a man than you. Pussy ass bitches. God bless his soul.
9At the Gates
With Fear I Kiss the Burning Darkness


Movie 9. Rambo: First Blood
10Unanimated
In The Light Of Darkness


Movie 10. Saving Private Ryan.
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