Charmander Jones.....The U.

Reviews 213
Approval 98%

Soundoffs 206
News Articles 311
Band Edits + Tags 371
Album Edits 1,260

Album Ratings 2311
Objectivity 77%

Last Active 07-02-15 1:57 pm
Joined 05-20-07

Forum Posts 18
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11.29.15 Hungover11.28.15 Stay Blessed
11.24.15 Don't Stop Believing11.20.15 POW!!
11.15.15 Cam Newton11.11.15 Brace Yourselves!
11.10.15 A Douchebag's Gym Playlist11.08.15 NFC Underdogs
11.03.15 M.E.T.A.L.10.27.15 Fast Riffs
10.22.15 Frostbitten10.21.15 Media Hype
10.20.15 $2010.14.15 Swallowed Up By The Sea
10.12.15 The Hourglass of Life10.11.15 Apple Cider Iced Tea
10.08.15 Starbucks Iced Lattes10.06.15 News Articles
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My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me And All I Got Was This Lousy Text Message

Faggotry is running amok on sputnik but no worries. I will exercise your demons and cleanse you of your faggotism with how to be a BRO. With my reccomendations of books, music, and movies, I will not break into your house at night and stab you in the face as I orignally planned but instead will help you regain your testicles that you lost at birth.
The Devil and the Whore

Movie 1. High Plains Drifter. Clint Eastwood is more of a man than you'll ever be. Supernatural themed revenge Western. yeah, it's god damn swell. Book 1. I only have one book so get Got Fight? by Forrest griffin. This will turn you from a loser/geek/pussy into the toughest guy on the planet. Dirty Harry, Magnum Force, Pale Rider, The Good The Bad The Ugly also apply.
To The Nameless Dead

Movie 2. Michael Collins. A movie about fighting about your independence. The Irish Republican Army's greatest mind presented into a two hour cinematic epic. This will restore your castrated self back to normal.

Movie 3. From Dusk To Dawn. A vampire movie that'll be sure to scare every single girl from ever watching or reading a Twilight book/ movie again.

Movie 4. Green Street Hooligans.
Heavier Than Heaven, Lonelier Than God

Movie 5. Taxi Driver.
6Destroyer 666

Movie 6. The Warriors.
6:66 Satans Child

Movie 7. Rocknrolla

Movie 8. Road House. A dead Patrick Swayze is more of a man than you. Pussy ass bitches. God bless his soul.
9At the Gates
With Fear I Kiss the Burning Darkness

Movie 9. Rambo: First Blood
In The Light Of Darkness

Movie 10. Saving Private Ryan.
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