BallsToTheWall
Frederick Metzengerstein
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Last Active 01-05-14 10:53 pm
Joined 05-20-07

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01.07.14 Summer Sput Road Trip.01.06.14 The Origins Of Doge
01.05.14 The Big Bad Doge01.04.14 Punching The Clown
12.31.13 Have A Gloomy New Year12.30.13 Turning 25
12.25.13 Krampus Delivering Asskickings In Bulk12.23.13 Favorite Songs Of 2013
12.20.13 Fresh Out Of Sput Jail10.29.13 Top 10 Atreyu Songs
10.28.13 Pumpkin Pie 10.28.13 Black Is The New White
10.27.13 Music Fusions That Would Be Cool10.23.13 50 Movies
10.22.13 The Strangeness Of Life10.22.13 Getting All Dolled Up
10.21.13 Cam Newton Metal10.19.13 Halloween
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1Megiddo
The Devil and the Whore


Movie 1. High Plains Drifter. Clint Eastwood is more of a man than you'll ever be. Supernatural themed revenge Western. yeah, it's god damn swell. Book 1. I only have one book so get Got Fight? by Forrest griffin. This will turn you from a loser/geek/pussy into the toughest guy on the planet. Dirty Harry, Magnum Force, Pale Rider, The Good The Bad The Ugly also apply.
2Primordial
To The Nameless Dead


Movie 2. Michael Collins. A movie about fighting about your independence. The Irish Republican Army's greatest mind presented into a two hour cinematic epic. This will restore your castrated self back to normal.
3Dismember
Dismember


Movie 3. From Dusk To Dawn. A vampire movie that'll be sure to scare every single girl from ever watching or reading a Twilight book/ movie again.
4Sepultura
Arise


Movie 4. Green Street Hooligans.
5Blacklisted
Heavier Than Heaven, Lonelier Than God


Movie 5. Taxi Driver.
6Destroyer 666
Defiance


Movie 6. The Warriors.
7Danzig
6:66 Satans Child


Movie 7. Rocknrolla
8Tragedy
Vengeance


Movie 8. Road House. A dead Patrick Swayze is more of a man than you. Pussy ass bitches. God bless his soul.
9At the Gates
With Fear I Kiss the Burning Darkness


Movie 9. Rambo: First Blood
10Unanimated
In The Light Of Darkness


Movie 10. Saving Private Ryan.
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