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My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me And All I Got Was This Lousy Text Message

Faggotry is running amok on sputnik but no worries. I will exercise your demons and cleanse you of your faggotism with how to be a BRO. With my reccomendations of books, music, and movies, I will not break into your house at night and stab you in the face as I orignally planned but instead will help you regain your testicles that you lost at birth.

Megiddo
The Devil and the Whore

Movie 1. High Plains Drifter. Clint Eastwood is more of a man than you'll ever be. Supernatural themed revenge Western. yeah, it's god damn swell. Book 1. I only have one book so get Got Fight? by Forrest griffin. This will turn you from a loser/geek/pussy into the toughest guy on the planet. Dirty Harry, Magnum Force, Pale Rider, The Good The Bad The Ugly also apply.

Primordial
To The Nameless Dead

Movie 2. Michael Collins. A movie about fighting about your independence. The Irish Republican Army's greatest mind presented into a two hour cinematic epic. This will restore your castrated self back to normal.

Dismember
Dismember

Movie 3. From Dusk To Dawn. A vampire movie that'll be sure to scare every single girl from ever watching or reading a Twilight book/ movie again.

Sepultura
Arise

Movie 4. Green Street Hooligans.

Blacklisted
Heavier Than Heaven, Lonelier Than God

Movie 5. Taxi Driver.

Destroyer 666
Defiance

Movie 6. The Warriors.

Danzig
6:66 Satans Child

Movie 7. Rocknrolla

Tragedy
Vengeance

Movie 8. Road House. A dead Patrick Swayze is more of a man than you. Pussy ass bitches. God bless his soul.

At the Gates
With Fear I Kiss the Burning Darkness

Movie 9. Rambo: First Blood

Unanimated
In The Light Of Darkness

Movie 10. Saving Private Ryan.

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Electric City 09.18.09	thought you were retiring BallstotheWall cuz you listened to hipster faggot shit
BallsToTheWall 09.18.09	No, not anymore. That 140 comment thread on relationships along with a few other things got me riled up. I should have known that me being peaceful doesnt last for long...
Waior 09.18.09	you listen to dredg therefore
R6Rider 09.18.09	Balls no offense but I think your kinda fucked in the head lol, but that's what makes you cool Headline had me rollin'
Benzum 09.18.09	oh so there was no txt message? Well that is disappointing.
Boognish 09.18.09	I coughed up blood today
BallsToTheWall 09.18.09	I probaly would fail a psycological evaluation but yeah it makes me what i am. And I never had text message so hate to burst your bubble Benzum but......
FreePizzaDay 09.18.09	I HAVE BEEN SAVED!
UhhKris 09.18.09	no lie, i might actually be related to michael collins completely fuckin serious
R6Rider 09.18.09	but I think somebody did post something like this a while ago, and his gf actually did break up with him through a text message
thebhoy 09.18.09	Movies 5 and 6 are to much rule for school. Warriors, come out to plaaaaaay. Goddam your sexy lips.
Benzum 09.18.09	No problem Balls I feel better for having asked. Also I'm glad I got round to checking out Destroyer 666 today, had a really good time there. Saving Private Ryan seems to get better every time I see it, for some deranged reaon. I didn't realise I enjoyed seeing people get shot that much. 9 is a cool album too.
BallsToTheWall 09.18.09	I'm related to Elvis so why not. The beautiful thing about me refusing text messaging is people have to do things personal. Either on the phone or face to face.
Waior 09.18.09	I'm phoning you, balls
R6Rider 09.18.09	girls kill me with their texting obsessions Just tell me what you want and BOOM! the conversation is finished
SeaAnemone 09.18.09	Green Street Hooligans for the motherfucking win. 2nd favorite movie of all time.
WhiteWallStargazers 09.18.09	sweet my list generated a rebuttal list...and I'm totally going to listen to and watch everthing on this list...actually I've just become extremely bitter and cynical toward the female race anyway
Phantom 09.18.09	everyone should watch bad biology
Boognish 09.18.09	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Drkn8Jga1g&feature=related
CushMG15 09.18.09	Fuckin right Green Street Hooligans. Movie rules.
WhiteWallStargazers 09.18.09	So do I get some credit for returning Balls to his normal self?
BallsToTheWall 09.18.09	You get all the credit You made me miserable again with your list of kindness, love, and hope.
fromtheinside 09.18.09	nobody better be dissing my dredg up there. anyway, 6 is really all anybody should need to wake their ass up.
myhigherpie 09.18.09	as soon as I saw this i thought that this had better have the warriors. and it did, thus I approve. 9 will make a man out of you. nothings more manly than sylvester stallone stalking cops in a coniferous forest and killing them with only the land
Chewie 09.18.09	ya sputnik's turning into fucking Facebook, but its good that we have our metal commander to set us fucking straight. /salutes
WhiteWallStargazers 09.18.09	but Balls don't you want to be the Sputnik hero to all the shunned, hopeless and bitter suputnikers?
LeperCon 09.18.09	List is full of win, be it its title, premise, album recs and movie recs. Could only come from you, Balls
BallsToTheWall 09.18.09	Let's just hope I never fall in love. That'd be the death of Balls basically.
Lunarfall 09.18.09	the only thing remotely interesting on this entire list (descriptions and comments too) is sepultura
BallsToTheWall 09.18.09	The only thing remotely interesting is Sepultura. GTFO fag. Quentin, Clint Eastwood, Deniro you pass up on, i'd bitch slap you for sure.
WhiteWallStargazers 09.18.09	I wouldn't mind ending up like Eastwood's character in Gran Torino
ScorpionStan 09.18.09	is the name of this list a Fall Out Boy song? it sure sounds like an FOB title.
Consigliere 09.18.09	Cool list but in needs Magnolia. Frog rain ftw...
ScorpionStan 09.18.09	Thanks for the Dirty Harry reference, love that one. You need to have Bullitt on here though. And you REALLY need Boondock Saints on this.
BallsToTheWall 09.18.09	Boondock saints was 3: Bros and booze but I wanted to bash Twilight instead. Did you know All Saints Day is coming out November 1st? It's not going to be better than the first but should still be fun despite a bigger budget, cheesier storylines, andstuff.
CompanionCube 09.18.09	new boondock saints will probably suck horribly
ScorpionStan 09.18.09	yeah it won't touch the first one, but i'm still gonna have to see it. btw i haven't seen 7, is it pretty legit?
BallsToTheWall 09.18.09	Rocknrolla is a beastly movie. Just about everybody in that movie rules. Great plot/comedy stuff. Especially Archie.
mynameischan 09.18.09	um wylie you're being more of a faggot than anyone else right now
Chewie 09.18.09	huh?
BallsToTheWall 09.18.09	Pretty much. It'll fade away soon... guess i'll go pop in Nick and Norah Infinite Playlist. See what happens
Niceinvader 09.18.09	RocknRolla is so fucking sick.
thebhoy 09.18.09	No Country For Old Men is pretty damn badass I say. Javier Bardem's killer is creepy as shit.
BallsToTheWall 09.18.09	Mind as well change the title to sputnikmovies. And eys, that is an awesome movie which i still need to buy. The latest Fast And Furious was pretty solid actually. It had depth and plenty of bromance. Probaly the best of the series. And guess what...a Jackass 3 is scheduled for October 2010. Yeah boyyyyy
renegadestrings 09.18.09	Balls, you are by far the most interesting single-serving user i've ever met. and we think eerily much alike
renegadestrings 09.18.09	oh... and yes to taxi driver. list needs more Total recall
Sabottheory 09.23.09	From Dusk Till Dawn is almost as scary as Sesame Street. And Sesame Street is scary as fuck.

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