BallsToTheWall
Frederick Metzengerstein
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Last Active 01-05-14 10:53 pm
Joined 05-20-07

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 Lists
01.07.14 Summer Sput Road Trip.01.06.14 The Origins Of Doge
01.05.14 The Big Bad Doge01.04.14 Punching The Clown
12.31.13 Have A Gloomy New Year12.30.13 Turning 25
12.25.13 Krampus Delivering Asskickings In Bulk12.23.13 Favorite Songs Of 2013
12.20.13 Fresh Out Of Sput Jail10.29.13 Top 10 Atreyu Songs
10.28.13 Pumpkin Pie 10.28.13 Black Is The New White
10.27.13 Music Fusions That Would Be Cool10.23.13 50 Movies
10.22.13 The Strangeness Of Life10.22.13 Getting All Dolled Up
10.21.13 Cam Newton Metal10.19.13 Halloween
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Nfl Rankings

Top 8 teams I want to see good and bottom 8 teams I want to suck. Positive first.
1Tearwave
Different Shade of Beauty


Carolina Panthers. 10-6. Shitty preseason, and a sketchy defense half injuries and half ineffectiveness. carolina wont be as strong as they were last year but I believe the takes two full years to recover from Tommy John surgery. Jake will rebound, the running game will be solid and Steve Smith will sift through double coverage as per usual.
2Dredg
The Pariah, the Parrot, the Delusion


Green Bay Packers. 9-7 to 11-5. Aaron Rodgers will have a monster season, Ryan Grant and Greg Jennings will put up huge numbers as well and the secondary should be tight. Id like to see Green Bay Favre free and a powerhouse running machine.
3Oceansize
Effloresce


Houstan Texans 106. Will be a force, Steve Slaton, Andre Johnson, and Kevin Walter should pick up the slack for Rex Grossman. Mario Williams is still a beast, i'd like to say sleeper pick but pretty sure Houston is favored to do well this year.
4Megadeth
Endgame


Atlanta Falcons 12-4 or 13-3. Quite possibly the best offense in the league, most likely will win NFC South and the whole NFC division. Defense is spotty since Keith Brooking left.
5Hundred Year Storm
The Future Belongs To The Brave


Philadelphia Eagles. They have a good team, strong defense and balanced offense providing Westbrook can stay healthy. 11-5
6Grand Belial's Key
Judeobeast Assassination


St Louis Rams 6-10. They used to be great, what the fuck happened?
7Massive Attack
Mezzanine


Kansas City Chiefs 9-7. Pulled off a stellar trade for Vrabel and Cassel but subtract Gonzalez and things will be interesting for sure.
8Mew
No More Stories


1-15. Doubling their win total from last year is a great start.
9Gunther
Pleasureman


new England Patriots 0-16. Tom Brady gets mauled by a bear and promptly goes into a coma.
10Bury Your Dead
It's Nothing Personal


Minnesota Vikings 5-11. I dont have beef with the Vikings except for paying 25 million guaranteed bucks to an aging and injured quarterback. What jackassery. Also I want to see Favre get nailed and have his season ended early.
11Millionaires
Bling Bling Bling!


Miami Dolphins 8-8. Miami had a great feel good year last year but unfortunately inspired a massive fairweather migration. The bandwagon also has left the station as a once stellar franchise became raped with over commercialization. Gloria Estafan? Mark Antony? Fuck!!! I dont want my Dolphins to be spicked out by a couple of nutjobs. Maybe under performing will ease off the celebrity status and go back to a real team.
12Metro Station
Metro Station


Chicago Bears 6-10. I want Jay Cutlers bitch ass to suffer an acl tear.
13Rick Astley
Whenever You Need Somebody


Denver Broncos 4-12. Great, fire Mike Shannahan, and hire a rookie coach who single handedly got rid of their franchise QB, and almsot their star WR. Denver's defense is still going to suck but this year the offense wont be able to fight back. Especially not with Kyle Orton. yeah, shitty year for these Rocky Mountain Oyster eating shmucks.
14Emmure
The Respect Issue


New York Jets 2-14 New York Giants 8-8. I hate New Yorkers with a passion.
15Soulja Boy
Souljaboytellem.com


Cincinatti Bengals 2-14 LOL Ocho Cinco
16Mika
Life in Cartoon Motion


Oakland Raiders 4-12. Franchise wont see better days until Al Davis is gone from this world.
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