Charmander Jones.....The U.

Reviews 213
Approval 98%

Soundoffs 206
News Articles 311
Band Edits + Tags 371
Album Edits 1,260

Album Ratings 2311
Objectivity 77%

Last Active 07-02-15 1:57 pm
Joined 05-20-07

Forum Posts 18
Review Comments 45,654

11.24.15 Don't Stop Believing11.20.15 POW!!
11.15.15 Cam Newton11.11.15 Brace Yourselves!
11.10.15 A Douchebag's Gym Playlist11.08.15 NFC Underdogs
11.03.15 M.E.T.A.L.10.27.15 Fast Riffs
10.22.15 Frostbitten10.21.15 Media Hype
10.20.15 $2010.14.15 Swallowed Up By The Sea
10.12.15 The Hourglass of Life10.11.15 Apple Cider Iced Tea
10.08.15 Starbucks Iced Lattes10.06.15 News Articles
10.05.15 Halloween Costume Ideas10.03.15 A Zazzy Affair
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Cam Newton Metal

6'5 250 solid muscle. Gets sacked but nigga evades like a motherfucker when the pocket collapses, can throw the ball and run for days. Gives the touchdown footballs to kids, does that figer point tribute when he gets a first down and is a goofy fuck. He's no JaMarcus Russell. Win or lose it's always fun seeing this cat play. Also, Spoink made an atrocious black metal of 2013 list today which in my opinion warrants a ban of the user. Awful.
1 Paysage d'Hiver
Das Tor
2Sun Worship
Surpass Eclipse
The Feral Wisdom
4Dead Peasants
5Torture Chain
Mutilating Astral Entities
6Wedrujacy Wiatr
Tam, Gdzie Miesiac Oplakuje Swit
713th Moon
The Pale Spectre over the Worm
8Black Magic SS
9Cemetery Piss
Such the Vultures Love
10Burning Church Forest
Book 6
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