Charmander Jones.....The U.

Reviews 213
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Soundoffs 206
News Articles 311
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Album Edits 1,260

Album Ratings 2311
Objectivity 77%

Last Active 07-02-15 1:57 pm
Joined 05-20-07

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11.29.15 Hungover11.28.15 Stay Blessed
11.24.15 Don't Stop Believing11.20.15 POW!!
11.15.15 Cam Newton11.11.15 Brace Yourselves!
11.10.15 A Douchebag's Gym Playlist11.08.15 NFC Underdogs
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10.22.15 Frostbitten10.21.15 Media Hype
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Cool Muzak For Coolz People

Silly haggot trix are for kids.
This Death House

1982 Dark pussy niggas probaly never even seen the OG Night of the Living Dead
Noah's Ark

Is it weird that unicorn sex gives me a boner?
3Das Ich
Satanische Verse

Neue Deutsche Todeskuns. New German DEath Art? You ever heard of it? No you're too busy planning a funeral for Walter White's.
4The Sisters of Mercy
First and Last and Always
5Underground Lovers
Leaves Me Blind

Early 90's shoegaze classic. The song Daze is in the same hip clique as Machine Gun.
6Black Tape For A Blue Girl
This Lush Garden Within

So melancholy
7Tappi Tikarrass

Bjork's pre Sugarcubes band. Band name means Cork the Bitch's Ass in Icelandic.
8Women of the SS
The Call To All Women

Some sexy, bondage wrapped based on the patron sainthood of the great late human being Irma Grese.
9Ballet Mechanique
The Icecold Waters of Egocentric Calculation

Early 80's Danish post punk bet ya didn't know Scandinavia in general had some pretty gnarly post punk bands before Merry Kiregnass took over.
View to the Dim

Before Volbeat they were a brutal, shittily produced mildly enjoyable death metal band. Before he crooned Elvis he gurgled Barne's blood.
A New World?

Vaguely progressive, psychedelic and Gothic 90's Norwegian dark metal from dude of In The Woods...
12Gavin Bryars
The Sinking of the Titanic

Jack and Rose 4 ever, I still cry every time I watch Titanic
13Cat Rapes Dog
The Banzai Beats

If niggas twerked in the 80's it would be to the Banzi Beats player. Shit gets my ass cheeks grooving.
14Vampire Rodents
Lullaby Land

Industrial classical. Dat cello/violent and militant percussion sets the tone.
15Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel

Industrial, Industrial Rock, Experimental Rock, Experimental, Post-Punk, Noise Rock
Sexy Pee Story

Cows > Mastodon
17Les Thugs
As Happy As Possible

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