BallsToTheWall
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Easiest Times I've Gotten Laid.

There are three particular stories of three skanky babes that come to mind. Bless their hearts.
1Lil B
Based Jam


Lost my virginity just before my 18th b-day by going to a party. I asked my brother's drummer's sister if she wanted to go see the paintings in the other room. Couldn't have asked for a better opener because the sex was incredible. First kiss, first dome and first penetration all in one. 10/10
2Dio
Holy Diver


I passed out in the living room, which was my bedroom at the time. I woke up disoriented, somewhat drunk and annoyed at 2 am to find my brother there with two chicks with the lights on. Girl is drunk out of her mind and is telling me she loves me. I was like, ok, my roommate isn't here tonight so we'll take this to Tim's room. We bang. Next morning I'm washing my face as my roomate and his girlfriend walk into his room to find a naked chick there. Everybody's confused but I clear it all up. Shit's cool. We look for her shirt for 2 hours, can't find it, take one of my roomates shirt and give her the drive of shame home.
3Melt Banana
Fetch


At a club this girl starts dancing, grinding and making out with me. Don't know her name but we're both tipsy. Take the train to pound town later on. There's another notable story of fucking a really ugly fat girl sober that doesn't even qualify on the scale of 1-10. But that's for another time.
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