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Late Night Breakfast Chains

It's 3 AM, i'm covered in my own piss and sweat and im hungry. What could I go for? SOME BREAKFAST!!!! Honestly, after a hard night of drinking, partying, moshing, fighting, yiffing,karokeing, bromancing, D&Ding, cow tipping, etc, you are bound to get hungry. When my stomach calls I go the diner with friends or without. These are my 4 diner chains ranked, not including independent ones, just the classics. Bob Evans can suck a dick however.
1October Falls
The Plague of a Coming Age

Waffle House: Easily the most unsanitary place out of the list so why is it #1? Easy. Pure deliciousness. The All Star Special for $6.99 is and always will be my go to meal for pre work shift, post work meal, post concert meal, whatever. My history of waffle house lineage is long and deep. Hell, 3 people were murdered and stored in the freezer at my local WH..the one they call the Slaughter House. Menu isn't that varied but not like I care, I only order one thing. Always the same. Plus, they have delicious iced tea.
2Moss of Moonlight

Dennys: Denny's is very consistent and has great menu variety. And despite the recent emergence of IHOP becoming one of my new favorite pastimes Denny's is still #2. Denny's is absolutely clutch, they got anything you need and their Build A Slam for 6.99 with two more sides for 8.99 cannot be beaten. However, no iced tea, putting butter on my oatmeal and mediocre grits which of course are all cons.
3Nokturnal Mortum
The Voice of Steel

IHOP: Featuring Tiramisu pancakes, jelly doughnut pancakes and all other kinds of fattening grotesquely delicious pancakes IHOP gives you great bargain for your buck. For 8 bucks you get a hefty omelet and 2 panckaes. Plus they give you a watered down pot of coffee which is nice, to save the waiter from having to continue refill your glass. Menu variety is also pretty clutch here including a variety of boner inducing syrups. Only coffee suits this restaurant.

Honorable Mentions: Friendly's/Cracker Barrel. Ice Cream, burgers, paaaaaancakes.. although I have never been here late Friendly's is damn good. Cracker Barrel has been my favorite chain for 24 years and they have better pancakes and syrup then anybody on this god damn list. Phenomenal iced tea and grits.
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