BallsToTheWall
Frederick Metzengerstein
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Last Active 01-05-14 10:53 pm
Joined 05-20-07

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01.07.14 Summer Sput Road Trip.01.06.14 The Origins Of Doge
01.05.14 The Big Bad Doge01.04.14 Punching The Clown
12.31.13 Have A Gloomy New Year12.30.13 Turning 25
12.25.13 Krampus Delivering Asskickings In Bulk12.23.13 Favorite Songs Of 2013
12.20.13 Fresh Out Of Sput Jail10.29.13 Top 10 Atreyu Songs
10.28.13 Pumpkin Pie 10.28.13 Black Is The New White
10.27.13 Music Fusions That Would Be Cool10.23.13 50 Movies
10.22.13 The Strangeness Of Life10.22.13 Getting All Dolled Up
10.21.13 Cam Newton Metal10.19.13 Halloween
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Places To Get Drunk Ranked

Small sampler
1Work

Working drunk at a restaurant is so much fun. Slaving away for customers is so much more fun when you're impaired by alcohol.
2Weddings

There are no inhibitions at weddings, at least for me. I go ham all the time. It's the same story with each wedding, drink, then eat, drink some more, puke in the sink or on the table water glasses, wrap the tie around my head and dance like a corny ass nigga
3Other Peoples Houses

I loved getting drunk and naked at my friends friends houses as a teenager. They were so disgusted and probably thought I was a killjoy but I was having a blast especially when some great tunes came on so I could pelvic thrust or take a shit in the backyard.
4Nature

Getting drunk in the woods is so kvlt and oh so fun. Me and my friend St bernardus had a absolute ball roaming through the Devil's Courtyard,NC. Ending finally with a nice open shit in the great outdoors.
5Movie Theaters.

Some theaters already stock beer for you you to buy, if so or if not you can also stock a shit load of small liquor bottles in your pocket to enhance the viewing experience. A bad movie works better.
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