Charmander Jones.....The U.

Reviews 213
Approval 98%

Soundoffs 206
News Articles 311
Band Edits + Tags 371
Album Edits 1,260

Album Ratings 2311
Objectivity 77%

Last Active 07-02-15 1:57 pm
Joined 05-20-07

Forum Posts 18
Review Comments 45,654

11.24.15 Don't Stop Believing11.20.15 POW!!
11.15.15 Cam Newton11.11.15 Brace Yourselves!
11.10.15 A Douchebag's Gym Playlist11.08.15 NFC Underdogs
11.03.15 M.E.T.A.L.10.27.15 Fast Riffs
10.22.15 Frostbitten10.21.15 Media Hype
10.20.15 $2010.14.15 Swallowed Up By The Sea
10.12.15 The Hourglass of Life10.11.15 Apple Cider Iced Tea
10.08.15 Starbucks Iced Lattes10.06.15 News Articles
10.05.15 Halloween Costume Ideas10.03.15 A Zazzy Affair
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Ideas For The Mf'ers

I have two so far

Restaurant in a converted waffle house. Following a strict "The Customer Is Never Right" policy, it's a no holds barred styled diner complete with classic Americana food fistfucked with kvltness. Tv screens blasting such classics like The Magnificent Seven, Death Wish, Road House, and The Dirty Dozen. Music is provided by employees ipod playlists. Fuck the online application/resume and interview bullshit. Employees, who are sputnikers and qualify as a Mother Fucker will be thrown in the gauntlet. If you last and thrive as an employee you'll be one of the pack.
Worms and Dirt

Thrashcore band complete with gritty ass production, grimy ass riffage, d-beats, punk attitude, gang vocals, and frantic soloing.
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