|Platoon Characters Ranked|
Vengeance War Til Death
Sergeant Elias. Easy pick because it's Willem Dafoe who really rocks the fuck out of a bandanna and is the movie's most interesting character.
Sergeant Barnes. The movie's resident alpha dickhead and villain. As a scarred lunatic Tom Berenger is even more badass when he's not being a scarred lunatic. Some of the most memorable dialogue in the movie belongs to him.
Bunny. Johnny Drama as a militant sociopath and self proclaimed Audie Murphy. Bludgeoning that gooks head in was brutal.
King. Keith David that is all.
War Cult Supremacy
Sergeant Warren. Mother fuckin Candyman
Chris Taylor. Sheen's character was pretty cool and I'm not dismissing his NFG approach to warring but others beat him out.
Fallen Angel of Doom
Sergeant O'Neill..oh man..Perry Cox's expression after getting promoted was priceless. On one hand his dichotomy was quite annoying but on the other it made the movie better. He was a perennial asskisser that was all bark and no bite and seeing cower was funny.
Lt Wolfe. Giving all Wolfe's worldwide a bad name. Just looking at the guy you can tell he's a fucking shmuck.