Platoon Characters Ranked
Phenomenal movie. |
| 1 |  | Bestial Warlust
Vengeance War Til Death
Sergeant Elias. Easy pick because it's Willem Dafoe who really rocks the fuck out of a bandanna and is the movie's most interesting character. |
| 2 |  | Sodom
Agent Orange
Sergeant Barnes. The movie's resident alpha dickhead and villain. As a scarred lunatic Tom Berenger is even more badass when he's not being a scarred lunatic. Some of the most memorable dialogue in the movie belongs to him. |
| 3 |  | Sodom
M-16
Bunny. Johnny Drama as a militant sociopath and self proclaimed Audie Murphy. Bludgeoning that gooks head in was brutal. |
| 4 |  | Bolt Thrower
War Master
King. Keith David that is all. |
| 5 |  | Conqueror
War Cult Supremacy
Sergeant Warren. Mother fuckin Candyman |
| 6 |  | Vreid
Milorg
Chris Taylor. Sheen's character was pretty cool and I'm not dismissing his NFG approach to warring but others beat him out. |
| 7 |  | Torchbearer
Warnaments
Big Herald |
| 8 |  | Blasphemy
Fallen Angel of Doom
Francis |
| 9 |  | Seges Findere
Genocidal Offensive
Sergeant O'Neill..oh man..Perry Cox's expression after getting promoted was priceless. On one hand his dichotomy was quite annoying but on the other it made the movie better. He was a perennial asskisser that was all bark and no bite and seeing cower was funny. |
| 10 |  | Occult Crypt
Exterminate
Lt Wolfe. Giving all Wolfe's worldwide a bad name. Just looking at the guy you can tell he's a fucking shmuck. |
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