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|Drunk On The Job: My Hangover Kit|
Last night was balls to the wall man. Came back down to my old gig which I quit two months ago and was welcomed back with a great momentuous Wylie chant. People were passin around vaporizers at work and smokin out, snorting coke, chugging booze, everything, women dancing on bars...I got fucked up on Jack and Champagne, dropping everything I was supposed to be carrying, rendering me a useless asset to work for the last hours. Here is my hangover kit for a no fucks given kind of night.
March 1991 Rehearsal
1. water..no brainer.
Dans La Foret
2.Kelp/Spirulina to clean out your system.
3.Muscle Milk to get some protein and carbs in you.
Enema of the State
4.Rockstar Recovery Orange to give you some pep in your step.
The Chronicles of Life and Death
5.Park workout because the gyms are closes. Pullups, jump squats, Bench jumps, bar dips, inverted rows, jogging and sprinting.
|It was fucking YOLO all up in this bitch till 5 am. Hadn't been there in two months, bullshitted around, had a good time and made some cash. |
|What? No balls out stories to tell sputnik?|
|Yep, you are definitely one of the most interesting people I know.|
|haha we started making these nasty ass concoctions of dark rum, champagne and bourbon around 1 AM, did about 4 of those disgusting fuckers plus tequila and Dogfish Head. My best friend was kissing everybody in the place on the mouth and nearly got punched out by some dude who wasn't having that shit. My other buddies wife was trying to tell me i should totally date her friend then started rubbing her tits on me which she now says she doesn't remember. Around 4 AM we got into an argument about gun control which was fucking retarded. All in all 7/10 New Years.|
Pretty much spot on hangover kit
|had a quiet gathering on nye since it's a night that really brings out the pussies|
|I had one beer one new years oh boy|
When I got home my mom was all like "Have you been out drinking one beer?!!!!!"
|"had a quiet gathering on nye since it's a night that really brings out the pussies"
never noticed, but then I usually do house parties for New Year's
|Tons of vodka and jello shots for me on new years eve. Goddamn. I blacked out lmao. |
|ate boomers and walked around the city for a few hours|
|"I had one beer one new years oh boy"|
Get help mate
|Had a nip of peppermint schnapps and then some hard cider and then a candy apple|
You can't handle the m/
|god I love cider. |
|Needs moar weed|
|Mixing Jack and Champagne is a deadly combo I learned.|