Charmander Jones.....The U.

Reviews 213
Approval 98%

Soundoffs 206
News Articles 311
Band Edits + Tags 371
Album Edits 1,260

Album Ratings 2311
Objectivity 77%

Last Active 07-02-15 1:57 pm
Joined 05-20-07

Forum Posts 18
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11.24.15 Don't Stop Believing11.20.15 POW!!
11.15.15 Cam Newton11.11.15 Brace Yourselves!
11.10.15 A Douchebag's Gym Playlist11.08.15 NFC Underdogs
11.03.15 M.E.T.A.L.10.27.15 Fast Riffs
10.22.15 Frostbitten10.21.15 Media Hype
10.20.15 $2010.14.15 Swallowed Up By The Sea
10.12.15 The Hourglass of Life10.11.15 Apple Cider Iced Tea
10.08.15 Starbucks Iced Lattes10.06.15 News Articles
10.05.15 Halloween Costume Ideas10.03.15 A Zazzy Affair
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Michael Fassbender Ranked

My favorite modern actor, avowed metalhead, descendant of IRA'S Michael Collins and set to star as Irish demigod Cuchulainn in addition to Assassin's Creed. He is a remarkable actor who's stage presence is always felt, even in shitty movies like Jonah Hex. Ranked of the 12 movies of his I've seen.
The Antichrist

First class as Magneto
A Day Without Rain

Inglourious Basterds as Archie Hicox. The bar scene will always stand out to me as one of the best film confrontations of all time, face to face with the underrated major played by August Diehl.

Prometheus as David.
Agent Orange

300 as Stelios.He plays a great batshit warrior.
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Hunger as Bobby Sands. He has the ability to manipulate weight, he can be fit as in Centurion and 300 or sickly deathly as in Shame and Hunger. A very versatile actor that can pretty much cover every genre.
The Gathering Wilderness

Shame as Brandon Sullivan..always great at portraying a tortured soul.
To The Nameless Dead

Fish Tank as Connor. A departure into less manly territory but nonetheless a great movie once again carried by Fassbender. His versatility is unparalleled.
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Centurion as Quintus Dias.
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A Dangerous Method as Carl Jung
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Blood Creek as Richard Wirth. Great premise, shitty movie. Once again Fassbender shows off how sinister he can be as a Nazi scientist.
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Jonah Hex as Burke. Honestly, it wasn't a great movie but it had enjoyable parts, mostly by Fassbender's gypsy character and Mastodon.
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Haywire as Paul. The worst movie i've seen in two years and happens to gets killed by a women not that deep into the movie . Not metal.
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