BallsToTheWall
12.13.12 | Real talk.....the user I would consume is Tribestos. No explanation necessary. |
MichaelSnoxall
12.13.12 | I don't know, most users seem pretty dirty and I don't want to get sick. |
CK
12.13.12 | I'd eat potsy... I mean, he's a potato... |
ffs
12.13.12 | i have already eaten all of the ones i would potentially eat |
omnipanzer
12.13.12 | Counterfeit, with all that THC in his system it would be like a constant contact high. |
KjSwantko
12.13.12 | Omg Peter Steele |
KINGSTATICTHETHIRD
12.13.12 | I would eat either BallsToTheWall, MichaelSnoxall, ckreticeland, ffs, omnipanzer, or KjSwantko. |
CaptainDooRight
12.13.12 | we talkin bout nan diving |
MichaelSnoxall
12.13.12 | Nah, potsy wouldn't be the best choice. He's not very meaty and he's probably full of all sorts of weird shit. |
CaptainDooRight
12.13.12 | good to see bath salts guy inspiring the world over |
Eclecticist
12.13.12 | the first one to irritate me while I am hungry |
CK
12.13.12 | You're right. I'd eat you Michael, because a Snoxall sounds like a monster you'd find in Winnie The Pooh, and would probably be very large and high in protein |
BallsToTheWall
12.13.12 | If my dog beer and cheddar cheese ran out id have to consume Maniac!, only if he already passed though, for lean protein. Love ya buddy. |
North0House2
12.13.12 | Can I eat myself? |
BallsToTheWall
12.13.12 | What, like Chad Kroeger? |
North0House2
12.13.12 | "What, like Chad Kroeger?"
Nah not quite. I just know I have good meaty legs on me, so they'd probably be tastiest. |
savagecabbage
12.13.12 | I'd eat some cabbage then be pissed because I just ate cabbage. Everyone knows cabbage makes your farts terrible and tastes like poison. It's truly a savage vegetable m/ |
BallsToTheWall
12.13.12 | Does anyone know if it's alright to get a parakeet buzzed off a little bit of red wine? |
CK
12.13.12 | My dog got a little hammered once after drinking some vodka on our table |
omnipanzer
12.13.12 | I wonder if I could talk Feit into drinking a few bottles of wine so he can be nice and marinated when it's time to throw him in the pot. |
omnipanzer
12.13.12 | "I would eat either BallsToTheWall, MichaelSnoxall, ckreticeland, ffs, omnipanzer, or KjSwantko."
awwww thanks Static. |
BallsToTheWall
12.13.12 | Roast Pig Le Sputnik...now choosing the accompanying user to marinate in Dr Pepper and put an apple through his/her mouth. |
andcas
12.13.12 | I've posted nothing from tmz but for that whiny statement I'm licking your bones dry. |
BallsToTheWall
12.13.12 | I love you baby, don't care what they say. |
Hep Kat
12.13.12 | i would eat eh i dunno maybe bron or flatley |
andcas
12.13.12 | don't try to sweeten me up with your "faggotry." |
Hep Kat
12.13.12 | wait nah i'd eat pixies. i would definitely love to eat pixies dicks
ba dum tsh |
BallsToTheWall
12.13.12 | Id fix you up real nice baby, Franks Red Hot, Dr Pepper, truffles and sliced gala apples baby. |
ShadowRemains
12.13.12 | lmao |
Hep Kat
12.13.12 | mmm damn bish he sweet on you. luuuuck-aaaayyyyy |
Mike08
12.13.12 | I would not eat Aids |
MalleusMaleficarum
12.13.12 | balcaen |
toxin.
12.13.12 | after his list yesterday
.......................
redsky |
BallsToTheWall
12.13.12 | Some cornbread......some mashed pertataters,,,,errybody getsum. |
sixdegrees
12.13.12 | sounds delicious |
andcas
12.13.12 | who's the fattest user? they'll surely be the first on the menu. |
sixdegrees
12.13.12 | redsky is a goner |
Hep Kat
12.13.12 | kif is the fattest person to ever use this site, i guaran-fuckin-tee that |
andcas
12.13.12 | don't even know who that is. |
Hep Kat
12.13.12 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/profile.php?name=kif |
BallsToTheWall
12.14.12 | KIF BURGERS FOR ALL |
andcas
12.14.12 | no picture. |
KjSwantko
12.14.12 | I would eat the Sputniker which possesses a vagina between their legs. In the case no one here actually does, or they are a tranny, then no one. |
MalleusMaleficarum
12.14.12 | refer to my post |
DrMaximus
12.14.12 | no Im the fattest user. Just look. |
Fluttertrank
12.14.12 | good, no one wants to eat me. |
ShadowRemains
12.14.12 | how is there no bloodbath references here
MY ONLY WISH IS TO BE EAAAAAAAATTTTTTTUUUUUHHHNNNNN |
Acanthus
12.14.12 | Deviant.
I'd fart wobbles. |
Xenophanes
12.14.12 | Probably omnipanzer because he lives like 20 minutes from me and I wouldn't have to go too far. |
Xenophanes
12.14.12 | I'm vegetarian so I'd have to be starving like a mother fucker |
andcas
12.14.12 | at least your safe. no one wants to eat a vegetarian. |
auberginedreams
12.14.12 | uhhkris because he would supply enough meat to get the entire sputnik community through the winter. |
ShadowRemains
12.14.12 | like he would let you eat him
and if you killed him, we'd all kill you |
auberginedreams
12.14.12 | you are a very creepy person. |
Hep Kat
12.14.12 | nah we just all think yer gay |
ShadowRemains
12.14.12 | glad you took that seriously
we
don't
like
you |
auberginedreams
12.14.12 | ppl getin srs on the interwebz whut wl i dew! |
auberginedreams
12.14.12 | and herpeskitty you're not the first person to think i'm gay, don't feel too bad. it may come as a shock to you all but i am in fact quite hetero! ^_%
that's a pirate kitty to brighten your spirits! |
Hep Kat
12.14.12 | you non-ironically like la dispute
gay |
Hep Kat
12.14.12 | you like the vocals on as the roots undo but think altered boys vox suck
gay |
auberginedreams
12.14.12 | all true facts, i have no objections. |
savagecabbage
12.14.12 | jesus h. butt fucking christ. i never thought it before, but aubergaydreams dude you are fucking gay. don't be mad. lot's of cool people are gay. anderson cooper, maynard in the 90's, jonsi, freddi mac, so dude don't feel bad lots of gay peeps rocked some shiz |
auberginedreams
12.14.12 | thanks buddy! |
RosaParks
12.14.12 | probably chan. i dont know what it is about him, but when i thought of cooked human flesh i thought of him and figured he would taste the best |
andcas
12.14.12 | I wouldn't eat you because that would probably be a hate crime. |
omnipanzer
12.14.12 | Good thread |
paxman
12.14.12 | Fatchickirl or uhhkris because they would feed an army |
demigod93
12.14.12 | I don't eat people |
RosaParks
12.14.12 | "I wouldn't eat you because that would probably be a hate crime."
I don't think they can charge someone who is legally retarded so you're safe |
omnipanzer
12.14.12 | How did you already get banned from the Forums Skraps? |
Hyperion1001
12.14.12 | hep kat cause im pretty sure hes a fatass |
RosaParks
12.14.12 | but he's probably hairy you'd have to shave him before cooking him |
BallsToTheWall
12.14.12 | UhhhKris and Taxi are safe cuz they're awesome.
Maniac! too, he's a decent fellow. |
henryChinaski
12.14.12 | I'd eat your balls. |
bloc
12.14.12 | I'll eat the pizza, hold the machine. |
MiniatureHorse
12.14.12 | I'd eat Snoxy |
cirq
12.14.12 | id eat aaaaaalllll the bad bitches on sputnik |
MiniatureHorse
12.14.12 | Got an appetite for some RosaParks, too. |
Aids
12.14.12 | I'd eat UhhKris
wait, he's a fatass, right? |
Hep Kat
12.14.12 | i would gladly eat sonic so his sacrifice wasn't in vain |
andcas
12.14.12 | "I don't think they can charge someone who is legally retarded so you're safe"
sticks and stones may break my bones yada yada yada. |
DarthMann
12.14.12 | dev obviously free sonic |
FrozenVain
12.14.12 | KILL, but for practical reasons over taste |
Kris.
12.14.12 | im not huge i mean im big i could feed a person or two for a few weeks but holy shit some of you are dumb |
DotEight
12.14.12 | ""Snide's Kristen avatar" your name makes sense""
I fucking lost it. YES |
Kris.
12.14.12 | and bysome of you i mean aubergines pasty white scary ass |
Relinquished
12.14.12 | MetallicOpeth cuz all that muscle meat would last me for a while |
