BallsToTheWall: Snow White

Turtlestlker 06.04.12	Watched it, 2 hours of that bitch from twilight being bad at acting.
BallsToTheWall 06.04.12	I knnow that going in but Charlize Theron and Chris Hemsworth. Twilight has no redeeming actors...This movie does..which is what im banking on.
Turtlestlker 06.04.12	It's was alright. The plot is a little lazy but there are a few cool CGI moments. Who knows you might like it better than I did.
BallsToTheWall 06.04.12	She's not a beauty by any stretch of the imagination so in that respect it'll be hard to follow along. All I want is blood, fire death and forests and weird creatures and crows.
andcas 06.04.12	movie pretty much sucked. charlize theron carried the whole thing on her back.
Hyperion1001 06.04.12	i actually wanted to see this but im just gonna pirate it cause lol paying
BallsToTheWall 06.04.12	It's 6 bucks here so Idgaf. If it was 13 or even 10 fuck that.
Xenophanes 06.04.12	"twilight being bad at acting." If you've only seen her in Twilight then you wouldn't know that she really isn't that bad. I mean, look at the source material she had to work with, you can't blame her for sucking in that movie.
Hyperion1001 06.04.12	yeah movie tickets are 10 here fuck that shit the only movie im paying to see this summer is prometheus
CaptainDooRight 06.04.12	"i actually wanted to see this but im just gonna pirate it cause lol paying" kinda feel the same way
Xenophanes 06.04.12	10 is stellar btw
Hyperion1001 06.04.12	i cant pay for shit until i have a job anyways and those dont exist for a 19 year old with no previous job experience so yeah
Turtlestlker 06.04.12	"All I want is blood, fire death and forests and weird creatures and crows." There is this, but its comes and goes and rarely reaches the level of awesome you want it to.
andcas 06.04.12	@xeno, she's deadpanned in every movie. closest thing she's ever come to emoting is in the runaways. all she does in "acting" is bite lip, rub hair, grunt.
Apollo 06.04.12	going to see it tomorrow, stoked
BallsToTheWall 06.04.12	Rotten tomatoes..............reviewer rating 46%..........viewer rating 74%....I trust the audience
Hyperion1001 06.04.12	thats how pretty much every single movie is on rotten tomatoes or the exact opposite
andcas 06.04.12	well have fun with this balls: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vlQd9w0w_4
Tyrael 06.04.12	lol I thought this was gonna be a 'happy birthday vesper' list or something
BallsToTheWall 06.04.12	Haha awesome whatever your name is in real life andcas.
andcas 06.04.12	this spot on parody is gold too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKKAVYI7vdU
Recspecs 06.04.12	Charlize Theron is a babe.
Xenophanes 06.04.12	Veggie plate Veggie plate Veggie plate Veggie plate Veggie plate Veggie plate Veggie plate
Recspecs 06.04.12	Hey Eli K. Contributer, Charlize Theron 5/5 yeah?
Xenophanes 06.04.12	http://cdn2.dailycaller.com/2011/12/charlize-theron-kiss.jpg contributor* And yeah, not only is she hot but she's actually a really great actress. Her role in Monster was incredible.
andcas 06.04.12	all I'm saying is everyone should save their money and see her in prometheus.
Recspecs 06.04.12	Fucking iPhone. Dude I would give my semen to smash Charlize.
Xenophanes 06.04.12	Prometheus looks awesome. But fuck that I'm saving my money to see her in Mad Max 4.....this is legit she's actually going to be in it
Acanthus 06.04.12	Stewart doesn't need to act here, in the original Disney Snow White the main character just ran around with rosy cheeks and sung to birds; acting isn't something you need to do to capture the character. Be pale, dark haired, and have a certain allure is all that's needed. Stewart has that.
andcas 06.04.12	this wasn't your traditional snow white and if you think that then you know nothing about the movie. she's supposed to be a joan of arc type character.
Xenophanes 06.04.12	She's passable because she gets roles where she doesn't have to be a great actress (c'mon no one is expecting any Oscar nods out of anything she's done.) I'd give her a 2.5/5
DeafMetal 06.04.12	666666666666666666 n 101010101010101010
Acanthus 06.04.12	@andcas - only because of the many rewrites, they cause the film to filled with many plot-holes and issues if you just ask "why?" due to the film trying to be many things at once. I like how Kristen Stewart looks, biased.
andcas 06.04.12	it's horrible miscasting to place her in a lead role that commands she be a strong, independent, and fearless woman. she nearly killed the whole film.
BallsToTheWall 06.04.12	Although I've read a handful of German folk tales I never got around to reading the original Snow White..
BallsToTheWall 06.04.12	Kristen Stewart = Tim Tebow
Acanthus 06.04.12	Nope, the movie isn't great to begin with: Huntsman isn't in it that much, yet his name is on the box. He's not even the main love interest. Dwarf cast is insanely good actor wise, yet no advertising of those well known names. Imagery is cool, yet doesn't add much to the story other than the hint that SW has some magical powers but again that doesn't really ever come to light. Queen is supposedly god-like, and the main draw for many.
Acanthus 06.04.12	@Balls - it's REALLY short, if I recall under 20 pages or so.
BallsToTheWall 06.04.12	I remember reading crazy stories about talking animals and talking sausages.
Trebor17 06.04.12	The evil queen is always way hotter than the princess
andcas 06.04.12	@acanthus, if you like shitty actresses that look good then stick to porn buddy.
ChaseCha 06.04.12	I saw it with my friend, we mostly made fun of it so I wouldn't consider it time wasted. I definitely wouldn't see it again though.
Acanthus 06.04.12	Before Twilight I doubt people would have cared if she got the role; if she was known as that girl from Adventureland the dislike and disgust would be far less.
BallsToTheWall 06.04.12	This bitch is mousy as fuck...Cobie Smulders as hot as she is was way too wimpy to be second in command in the Avengers...really that shit was not realistic
dathvada321 06.04.12	"Kristen Stewart = Tim Tebow" i loled
Trebor17 06.04.12	She was ok in Adventureland but that's because that role was perfect for her, she has no variety
andcas 06.04.12	she's the same in every movie. she can't act. plain and simple. end of story.
Acanthus 06.04.12	@Trebor - Very true, and with the plot lines being screwed already in this I don't think it matters that she was cast in it.
BallsToTheWall 06.04.12	Jessie Eisenberg looks exactly like the linebacker my team just drafted. Face wise anyways...it's weird cuz he's one ugly motherfucker.
Hyperion1001 06.04.12	i mean honestly, as a lover of cinema and a film minor in university, acting is pretty low on the scale of importance for me as far as enjoying a movie.
andcas 06.04.12	jesse eisenberg and michael cera are like long lost down syndrome brothers.
TBliss2 06.04.12	charlize theron was terrrrrible in this movie. hot, but terrible.
Hyperion1001 06.04.12	except jesse eisenberg is a pretty versatile actor
andcas 06.04.12	michael cera isn't a bad actor by a long shot either.
Acanthus 06.04.12	I do enjoy Eisenburg better, Cera was spot on for Scott Pilgrim though.
AngelofDeath 06.04.12	"She was ok in Adventureland but that's because that role was perfect for her, she has no variety" Completely agree. Goes for Into the Wild, too.
andcas 06.04.12	scott pilgrim vs. the world was probably the best movie I've seen in a long time.
PayneTiger777 06.04.12	Movie was terrible. Charlize Theron over acted and was a little irritating to watch. Thor was ok. Prometheus is going to rule.
BallsToTheWall 06.04.12	Apparently the movies cost 4 dollars in the morning so tonight I shall stay in, maybe watch Melancholia on my labtop.
andcas 06.04.12	you'll be depressed but at least you get to see kirsten dunst's tits in it so yay.
BallsToTheWall 06.04.12	I'll cream my pants instantly off the first sight of a forlorn forest, dark skies or a fierce battle.
Xenophanes 06.04.12	"michael cera isn't a bad actor by a long shot either." Errrr.....he's not anywhere close to a good one either. It's not difficult acting like an awkward teenager trying to lose your virginity when that is in fact the case. He's the same character in every movie. He's not bad but he's no way good either.
BallsToTheWall 06.04.12	Michael Cera's the Jason Statham of indie rom-coms.
andcas 06.04.12	arrested development = free pass from criticism
BallsToTheWall 06.04.12	Charlie Bartlett is a awesome movie. Take that Cera
andcas 06.04.12	haha Jesse wasn't in that movie. it was Anton Yelchin.
LifeAsAChipmunk 06.04.12	So it was actually good?
Trebor17 06.04.12	Michael Cera is in a lot of cool movies so he gets a pass Jesse Eisenberg destroyed Cera's career though
BallsToTheWall 06.04.12	I know andcas All I said was suck it Cera.
Trebor17 06.04.12	When Cera gets to level 25 you can give him Jew Stone to evolve into Jesse Eisenberg, or a Russian Stone to evolve him into Anton Yelchin
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Funeralopolis 06.04.12	movie looks odd to say at the least is it actually relevant to the fairy tale or does it just have a household name brandished to it in hopes people will like it as a result?
andcas 06.04.12	google.
Funeralopolis 06.04.12	I want to hear it from the soothing and sexy text of Ballstothewall
BallsToTheWall 06.04.12	Waiting till tomorrow to see it...hopefully when my chest/breathing issues are under better control.
HolyHell 06.04.12	I'll just sit at home with Charlize Theron in the Google search bar and my pants around my ankles.
bloc 06.04.12	Mostly want to see it for Chris Hemsworth, but the movie looks cool.
HolyHell 06.04.12	"Mostly want to see it for Chris Hemsworth," Come on bloc, don't make it that obvious.
BallsToTheWall 06.04.12	Haha.
bloc 06.04.12	Too late, everyone knows
Acanthus 06.04.12	Just got back from it, was pleasantly surprised at some aspects (dwarfs were really well done) and at how the film kept a sense of "this is happening in one land" Stewart doesn't have many lines at all, and only really does things towards the end so in that aspect it's rather like the Disney film.
andcas 06.04.12	bloc wants that thunder god cock.
IMZA1793 06.04.12	Was not nearly as bad as i was expecting it to be. Needed more thor though.
BallsToTheWall 06.04.12	thunderstorm bukkakke from the Nordic pantheon.
Inveigh 06.04.12	oh man Kristen Stewart is just awful, and I've never even seen a Twilight movie Adventureland almost drove me to jump out of my living room window
andcas 06.04.12	bill hader and kristen wiig made that movie.
Acanthus 06.04.12	The soundtrack of Snow White is pretty good, also has a new(er) track by Florence and The Machine on it as well.
Deviant. 06.04.12	"it's horrible miscasting to place her in a lead role that commands she be a strong, independent, and fearless woman. she nearly killed the whole film." It's horrible miscasting to place her in a role where she is meant to be more beautiful than Charlize
HolyHell 06.05.12	^^^