Clefable Oathbreaker McKinley

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Last Active 05-24-16 4:09 pm
Joined 05-20-07

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Dom Mazzetti And some awesome quotes.
Slaughter Of The Soul

if a girl enters the weight room, I assume she's either lost, looking to get stuffed in the locker room, or looking for me specifically for advice and then to get stuffed in the locker room.
With Fear I Kiss The Burning Darkness

I?ve got 99 problems and these ugly bitches are four of them. What are the other 95? My mom, my dad, broccoli, lack of confidence, virginity, bullying, lowercase b?s and d?s, the letter 3, homeless people, mosquitos, canker sores, shoe laces, syphilis, barnacles, and the ugly girls one through four.
Slaughter Of The Soul

A good friend of mine died....(sorry to hear that) World of Warcraft...fucking miss that guy.
With Fear I Kiss The Burning Darkness

Bronx zoo. Murdered a panda.
Terminal Spirit Disease

We went to the senior citizens home and euthanized old people.
6At the Gates
Slaughter Of The Soul

We got into a cab. And an altercation arose. We ended up taking the cabbie into central park and raping him. And then we had him rape us all back. And then we talked about it.
7At the Gates
Slaughter Of The Soul

Swag isn't something you're born with, it's something you lie about. To everyone including yourself.
8At the Gates
Slaughter Of The Soul

knuckleballed it? to some hentai...fucking YOLO.Forgot to clean though my mom found it later. That's a tough conversation to have. DOM WOULD YOU QUIT WHACKING OFF UNDER MY MAIL THAT'S DISGUSTING. I didn't have any tissues.
9At the Gates
Slaughter Of The Soul

Soon enough she'll be a West Virginia dropout and aspiring supersenior at Bloomsburg majoring in being a hostess at Olive Garden and a minor in giving up
10At the Gates
Slaughter Of The Soul

As soon as I touched my first weight it was like BOOOM!!!still a virgin. I don't need sex I make love to myself in the gym every day.
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