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| The Triumvirate Of Sexiness
All hands on dick.....Acanthus, Wolfhorde, Balls...coming at you with a preternatural degree of sexified manliness. Loin cloths festered from bear fur, baby oil, instruments carved out of mammoth tusk, necklaces made from alligator teeth and amber embossed T-Rex fetus pendants we're gonna rock you till you cream your pants. Anyone is welcome to join our crusade except Samshine,Krista18,Vesper,Balcean,Kimm, any any female, or any male trying to pass themselves off as a female such as Baseline or Cravinov's "sister". | | 1 |  | Gnaw Their Tongues
Eschatological Scatology | | 2 |  | Marduk
Fuck Me Jesus | | 3 |  | Manowar
Kings of Metal | | 4 |  | The Soldier Thread
In Spades | | 5 | | September Malevolence
After This Darkness, There's a Next | | 6 |  | Soso (SWE)
T.T.I.D.S.D.I.E.U.I.C. | |
Eclecticist
05.21.12 | Fuck yea #6!
I totally want in on this war. | Trebor17
05.21.12 | The Trivium of Sexiness
| BallsToTheWall
05.21.12 | All the pain in this world won't stop us now
For we have each other
All the hate in this world can't tear us apart
This love is forever | Recspecs
05.21.12 | "or any male trying to pass themselves off as a female"
I was MartiniKisses does that count? | Scoot
05.21.12 | i'll join but no faggy pretty boys allowed
ruggedness only. this means that you must be able to grow a beard | BallsToTheWall
05.21.12 | I can grow a beard but work forbids me from doing so. | Recspecs
05.21.12 | Okay I can grow a beard sounds like I'm in, are we going to blood sacrifice any virgins or what? | Eclecticist
05.21.12 | I can't grow a beard, evolution forbids me from doing so. Sorry! Sometimes natural selection sucks, I know. | Masochist
05.21.12 | What's a homoerotic, circle-jerking group of manhood without its Token Cool-Ass, Witty-One-Liner-
Dispensing Brothaman...the "Terry Crews," if you will? And fuck it, why not two or three of 'em?
Recspecs, where you at!? | Scoot
05.21.12 | oh and short hair only long hair is for girls | Masochist
05.21.12 | "Samshine,Krista18,Vesper,Balcean,Kimm, any any female, or any male trying to pass themselves off as a female such as Baseline or Cravinov's "sister"."
I like how the girls on this site, "any female," and "any male trying to pass themselves off as a female" are all three distinct groups. | BallsToTheWall
05.21.12 | Haha...Masochist is our narrator for when we create a live film adaption of Last of the Brohicans. | Recspecs
05.21.12 | Ayyyeee bruh dis gonna be fyeee af.!!
Fuck off system I'm sure your nine year old sister has more facial fair than you. | Maniac!
05.21.12 | Gonna start growing out my mutton chops now, just for this. | Relinquished
05.21.12 | nah don't just wear some Fantano shades and you're gucci | AngelofDeath
05.21.12 | Double Dimples on a Donk | Ovrot
05.21.12 | 2 rules | spillingmercury
05.21.12 | What the fuck.
I want a T-rex fetus too. | sifFlammable
05.21.12 | ? | taxidermist
05.21.12 | Count me the fuck in m/ | Hyperion1001
05.21.12 | i already have my pants off
wylie swag 4 life | BallsToTheWall
05.21.12 | Got out of Dark Shadows, Johnny Depp is joining our merry band. |
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