BallsToTheWall
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The Triumvirate Of Sexiness

All hands on dick.....Acanthus, Wolfhorde, Balls...coming at you with a preternatural degree of sexified manliness. Loin cloths festered from bear fur, baby oil, instruments carved out of mammoth tusk, necklaces made from alligator teeth and amber embossed T-Rex fetus pendants we're gonna rock you till you cream your pants. Anyone is welcome to join our crusade except Samshine,Krista18,Vesper,Balcean,Kimm, any any female, or any male trying to pass themselves off as a female such as Baseline or Cravinov's "sister".
1Gnaw Their Tongues
Eschatological Scatology
2Marduk
Fuck Me Jesus
3Manowar
Kings of Metal
4The Soldier Thread
In Spades
5 September Malevolence
After This Darkness, There's a Next
6Soso (SWE)
T.T.I.D.S.D.I.E.U.I.C.
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