BallsToTheWall
Ethereal Space Yogurt
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Last Active 04-20-15 3:06 pm
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05.20.15 Let's Do It05.19.15 Frog Worship
05.17.15 Into The Core05.14.15 Gym Domination With Metal
05.13.15 Fancy Beer And Faux Misanthropy05.12.15 W.W.J.D
05.11.15 Camping Digs05.08.15 Best of The Best
05.05.15 Avengers 205.04.15 Burn!
05.01.15 Gotta Have My Bowl, Gotta Have Cereal04.29.15 Good To Be Back
11.26.14 Satan Lives11.24.14 Sting Vs The Authority
11.20.14 All The Pain In The World Can't Stop Us11.18.14 So Grim Outside....
11.16.14 Jack And The Cuckoo-clock Heart11.15.14 U.M. Vs F.S.U
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The Triumvirate Of Sexiness

All hands on dick.....Acanthus, Wolfhorde, Balls...coming at you with a preternatural degree of sexified manliness. Loin cloths festered from bear fur, baby oil, instruments carved out of mammoth tusk, necklaces made from alligator teeth and amber embossed T-Rex fetus pendants we're gonna rock you till you cream your pants. Anyone is welcome to join our crusade except Samshine,Krista18,Vesper,Balcean,Kimm, any any female, or any male trying to pass themselves off as a female such as Baseline or Cravinov's "sister".
1Gnaw Their Tongues
Eschatological Scatology
2Marduk
Fuck Me Jesus
3Manowar
Kings of Metal
4The Soldier Thread
In Spades
5 September Malevolence
After This Darkness, There's a Next
6Soso (SWE)
T.T.I.D.S.D.I.E.U.I.C.
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