|Random Facts + Digs Iii: The Undickening!!!|
Back by nonexistent demand. Albums I'm listening to a lot + Random
facts you need to know.
Dragging a Dead Deer Up a Hill
A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge. A dime has 118.... And I can make
my dick and balls look like a Mecha Snail.
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false
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Rachel Maddow and Noah Wyle are the same person. Seriously, google it.
The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
I refuse to play Super Mario World. A plumber living amongst a little
dinosaur? What a load of creationist garbage.
Your Estonian mom thinks that kaksteist kuud.
Bob Saget STILL thinks we're laughing with him.... And Tom Jones made a
Rap themed cover of Black Betty.....
The Return Of The Space Cowboy
The guy who played Tobias Beecher (Lee Tergensen) at one point dated
Cher.... So pretend fucking Christopher Meloni was actually a huge step up
Alec and Billy are Democrats, Stephen is a Republican... And Daniel.... Quite
Frankly nobody gives enough of a shit about Daniel to find out.
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Strange Free World
Whoopi Goldberg has an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony. What have you
done with your life?
There are 29 known reasons why we can't trust Steve Poizner. That's 3
away from him losing my vote.
Darius Rucker's favorite film is Stir Crazy, which he has seen more than 100
times. So glad I found that out.