Mendigo
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Last Active 01-24-10 3:57 pm
Joined 02-04-07

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 Lists
01.10.11 The Actual Best Albums Of 201009.28.10 Autumn Music
04.13.10 Best Band Ever: Albums Ranked01.27.10 Mendigo & The Zerozeroes
01.03.10 Mendigo's 2009: Albums01.03.10 Mendigo's 2009: Songs
07.27.09 Ultimate 90s List03.15.09 Superworst Artists Ever!
12.27.08 Mendigo's 2008: Albums12.23.08 Mendigo's 2008: Songs

Superworst Artists Ever!

so bad I cannot take it anymore
1 Opeth
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look, we have acoustic passages in our metal. and our singer can growl and sing. as if that would make them any good.
2 Thrice
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simply bland. for further details look up any of Boognish's numerous lists on that topic.
3 The Beatles
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holy fuck, who needs such hippie garbage? "love, love, love, wohhoohooo"... SHUT UP!
4 Pink Floyd
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overlong nonsense. everytime they have a decent song there's an useless guitar solo that completely destroys everything.
5 Kayo Dot
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maybe their songs are quite good in theory but the just go nowhere. and tbh, I want my harmonies clean and without Bartokian richnesses.
6 Bob Dylan
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so what is the big deal about that dude? all his songs are simply verse-verse-verse-verse without anything ever happening AT ALL. except maybe for the harmonica which sounds like a little girl being tortured. not that his voice is so much better of course.
7 Tom Waits
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wow, congratulations for having what must be the most awful voice ever.
8 Animal Collective
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awful hipster garbage
9 Radiohead
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Creep was kinda cool I have to admit that. but that was about it, all the rest is so boring it makes me fall asleep after five seconds.
10 Neutral Milk Hotel
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an extremely boring, uninteresting and inconsistent voice that doesn't hit even one note on any of their songs. not that the songs themselves are any good: predictable and with a sound like they were recorded in an old barn. nothing worth listening to.
11 Converge
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utterly unimpressive. just a mess of noise and awful sounds and shrieks. and what's the point of writing songs when you don't understand a single fucking line of the lyrics anyway. only because it gets some Middle-class white kids to wet their bed doesn't mean it's any good.
12 Circle Takes the Square
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Extremely random compositions with bad transitions. uncoordinated drummer, poorly executed vocals, way too many random riffs - you name it.
13 Mastodon
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incredibly repetive. they do have some talent but it's completely wasted. and what's the matter with those awful cover artworks?
14 Godspeed You! Black Emperor
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oh GOD! can you name my any band that is more boring?!? I doubt it.
15 Nine Inch Nails
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Trent Reznor is probably one of the shittiest lyricists ever (I wanna fuck you like an animal harharharhar) and the bland production of his albums doesn't make it much better.
16 Nick Drake
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first emo-kid ever? probably
17 Porcupine Tree
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oh, how very progressive. shitheads!
18 Between the Buried and Me
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Is there even one single riff or transition or melody line or whatever that they haven't ripped off from another band? if you find one, please call me.
19 Protest the Hero
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Between the Buried and Me for losers.
20 The Mars Volta
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tbh, none of the people involved in this project seem to have any idea about what they're doing. it's just random noise and notes and a meaningless guitar solo here, another one there and so on. designed to sound "progressive" and "experimental" but in reality it's just garbage with nothing behind it.
21 Tool
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the only thing that is worse than the band with all its oh-so-meaningful lyrics and oh-so-complex songwriting are its fans who will eat up every piece of shit that drops out of Maynard's ass.
22 Cynic
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so it took those guys 15 years to write a new album. hahahaha!
23 Iron Maiden
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ri-di-cu-lous
24 Metallica
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congrats for having the most untalented drummer of all time. not that replacing him with someone who knows his instrument would make the songs any better.
25 Wolves in the Throne Room
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extremely sloppy playing + bad production + songs so boring they could have been written by Godspeed You! Black Emperor
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