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Superworst Artists Ever!

so bad I cannot take it anymore
1 Opeth

look, we have acoustic passages in our metal. and our singer can growl and sing. as if that would make them any good.
2 Thrice

simply bland. for further details look up any of Boognish's numerous lists on that topic.
3 The Beatles

holy fuck, who needs such hippie garbage? "love, love, love, wohhoohooo"... SHUT UP!
4 Pink Floyd

overlong nonsense. everytime they have a decent song there's an useless guitar solo that completely destroys everything.
5 Kayo Dot

maybe their songs are quite good in theory but the just go nowhere. and tbh, I want my harmonies clean and without Bartokian richnesses.
6 Bob Dylan

so what is the big deal about that dude? all his songs are simply verse-verse-verse-verse without anything ever happening AT ALL. except maybe for the harmonica which sounds like a little girl being tortured. not that his voice is so much better of course.
7 Tom Waits

wow, congratulations for having what must be the most awful voice ever.
8 Animal Collective

awful hipster garbage
9 Radiohead

Creep was kinda cool I have to admit that. but that was about it, all the rest is so boring it makes me fall asleep after five seconds.
10 Neutral Milk Hotel

an extremely boring, uninteresting and inconsistent voice that doesn't hit even one note on any of their songs. not that the songs themselves are any good: predictable and with a sound like they were recorded in an old barn. nothing worth listening to.
11 Converge

utterly unimpressive. just a mess of noise and awful sounds and shrieks. and what's the point of writing songs when you don't understand a single fucking line of the lyrics anyway. only because it gets some Middle-class white kids to wet their bed doesn't mean it's any good.
12 Circle Takes the Square

Extremely random compositions with bad transitions. uncoordinated drummer, poorly executed vocals, way too many random riffs - you name it.
13 Mastodon

incredibly repetive. they do have some talent but it's completely wasted. and what's the matter with those awful cover artworks?
14 Godspeed You! Black Emperor

oh GOD! can you name my any band that is more boring?!? I doubt it.
15 Nine Inch Nails

Trent Reznor is probably one of the shittiest lyricists ever (I wanna fuck you like an animal harharharhar) and the bland production of his albums doesn't make it much better.
16 Nick Drake

first emo-kid ever? probably
17 Porcupine Tree

oh, how very progressive. shitheads!
18 Between the Buried and Me

Is there even one single riff or transition or melody line or whatever that they haven't ripped off from another band? if you find one, please call me.
19 Protest the Hero

Between the Buried and Me for losers.
20 The Mars Volta

tbh, none of the people involved in this project seem to have any idea about what they're doing. it's just random noise and notes and a meaningless guitar solo here, another one there and so on. designed to sound "progressive" and "experimental" but in reality it's just garbage with nothing behind it.
21 Tool

the only thing that is worse than the band with all its oh-so-meaningful lyrics and oh-so-complex songwriting are its fans who will eat up every piece of shit that drops out of Maynard's ass.
22 Cynic

so it took those guys 15 years to write a new album. hahahaha!
23 Iron Maiden

24 Metallica

congrats for having the most untalented drummer of all time. not that replacing him with someone who knows his instrument would make the songs any better.
25 Wolves in the Throne Room

extremely sloppy playing + bad production + songs so boring they could have been written by Godspeed You! Black Emperor
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