Beachcoma
02.10.12 | okĀ |
Pentagon
02.10.12 | sucks man. If its your first time then just say you were 'curious' and that you just wanted to try. Worked with my parents. |
Crysis
02.10.12 | damn man tough break |
KILL
02.10.12 | lol damn bro my parents are weird my dad gave me my first joint |
ffs
02.10.12 | tokin dicks |
Hyperion1001
02.10.12 | i told my parents the week i first toked
they were like dont be an idiot and get caught
great success |
KILL
02.10.12 | damn dude but yea my dads a hypocyte one minutes hes all YOU ARENT SMOKING DRUGS IN MY HOUSE then hes all you got any weed come chill to some wham? great parenting |
wabbit
02.10.12 | dude why did you get caught? |
JamieTwort
02.10.12 | Shit, that sucks. |
Hyperion1001
02.10.12 | shes probably more pissed you took her weed haha id be mad |
wabbit
02.10.12 | at least she grounds you. |
chambered69
02.10.12 | lol |
chambered69
02.10.12 | kids |
Hyperion1001
02.10.12 | yeah they dont sell like you not hxc enuf |
Electric City
02.10.12 | dont believe you |
bungy
02.10.12 | In high school my mom was reading a text over my shoulder and asked what ganja was, I told her it was a board game. It worked |
johnnyblaze
02.10.12 | Dear Mom,
My love is gone for you mommy, you could ride in hearses
I'm sick in the brain dumb bitch, can you nurse this?
You told me life would never, ever, ever get this perfect
Then you smoke a J of weed, and take his kids to the churches
Love,
Sonic |
KILL
02.10.12 | chambered i wish i was grownded up like you it would be awesom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Hyperion1001
02.10.12 | he even sleeps with women what a cool guy |
KILL
02.10.12 | daaaamn |
Pentagon
02.10.12 | dude that fucking sucks. |
Katechon
02.10.12 | "dude england is more liberal i live in southern america we still have KKK meetings in town hall"
This explains so much about you. |
Hyperion1001
02.10.12 | i live in southern america too hes right |
Katechon
02.10.12 | I live in Oklahoma but we're not like that at all here. Hell, at least 80% of the kids in my graduating class are stoners. |
Pentagon
02.10.12 | I live in holland. So glad i don't live in southern america from what I've heard from you guys:p |
Deviant.
02.10.12 | Sonic my nigga getting caught tolkien |
FruityCatOfDoom
02.10.12 | Does your mom smoke good shit at least? |
patrickfannon
02.10.12 | Sucks, man. First time getting caught? Back in my day, I got caught about 20 different times. Apologize to your mother and treat her exceedingly nicely for awhile. She'll soften after a week or so; especially if she smokes herself. Best of luck to you, brother. |
MaskAtTheMasquerade
02.10.12 | J.R.R. Tokin |
Crysis
02.10.12 | i live in maine people here don't like black people much either but there's no kkk |
Hyperion1001
02.10.12 | dude crysis i read an article the other day about the extreme religious conservatism in northern maine and you were just talking about that crazy dude the other day |
Crysis
02.10.12 | Northern Maine is literally like another world compared to southern Maine (Portland area, etc.). I
live in Bangor which is basically in the middle. It's like they took part of the bible belt and
transplanted it way up here. They're all Christians, they all love the 2nd Amendment, and they all are
uber-conservative. |
Crysis
02.10.12 | And that crazy dude is our governor. |
Hyperion1001
02.10.12 | oh nice we have a crazy bitch as our governor, not sure if thats worse or not |
Emim
02.10.12 | my mom never cared about me reading the hobbit |
someguest
02.10.12 | "damn dude but yea my dads a hypocyte one minutes hes all YOU ARENT SMOKING DRUGS IN MY HOUSE then hes all you got any weed come chill to some wham?"
lmfao |
Funeralopolis
02.10.12 | I have no idea what tokin is and neither does urban dictionary |
techdeathkid
02.10.12 | dat hash |
Funeralopolis
02.10.12 | You are pretty much gonna kill yourself don't listen to system |
Zorak
02.10.12 | smoking weed. duh. Man tell your mom to chill and toke up. |
Zorak
02.10.12 | that post lowered my iq as I read it. |
Inveigh
02.10.12 | just tell andy to get you some more herb and give it to your mom, she'll forgive then you'll be back to headbangin
see, i got you out of a jam that's what friends are for |
Hyperion1001
02.10.12 | hahahahaha dude we all you know youre like 13 weed =/= alcohol |
cvlts
02.10.12 | get off me childs play |
devious
02.10.12 | She can't ground you if she's dead. Nomsayin'? |
EyeForAnEye
02.10.12 | Lol. Getting grounded. I remember when I was fourteen. |
EyeForAnEye
02.10.12 | And yeah. Maine sucks. |
EyeForAnEye
02.10.12 | Technically? What, is there some underlying issue that makes determining that you're fourteen or fifteen difficult? |
KILL
02.10.12 | fuck them hard |
EyeForAnEye
02.10.12 | And I remember when my mom caught me reading Lord Of The Rings. It was really bad. I got in so much trouble. |
EyeForAnEye
02.10.12 | Fuck. That joke was made already. |
EyeForAnEye
02.10.12 | I'm well over the age criteria that meets pedophilia friend. |
johnnyblaze
02.10.12 | Northern Mainers are just mad cuz they're not Canadian. I'd imagine their plight would be pretty tough to bare. |
KILL
02.10.12 | eye you suck you type all gay fuck off |
EyeForAnEye
02.10.12 | "And I remember when my mom caught me reading Lord Of The Rings. It was really bad. I got in so much trouble.
jesus are you serious?"
You don't get the joke.
"eye you suck you type all gay fuck off"
Gay is an understatement. |
Trebor.
02.10.12 | got caught batin |
EyeForAnEye
02.10.12 | "oh look, another sputnik user i cant stand now"
bby
;-* |
MalleusMaleficarum
02.10.12 | i thought sonic was 47 years old |
Tyrannic
02.10.12 | least m/ thing i've ever read |
lucasjcockcroft
02.10.12 | i thought sonic was 47 years old (2) |
Spec
02.10.12 | tokin withs cops, ohhh canadaaaaa |
Spec
02.10.12 | he is 47. if you listen to metal you live with your mom all your life.
support capitalism and merica |
EyesWideShut
02.10.12 | "In high school my mom was reading a text over my shoulder and asked what ganja was, I told her it was a board game. It worked"
- This was a good one.
"if you listen to metal you live with your mom all your life."
- this one is sad but true.. |
Recspecs
02.10.12 | "i live in southern america we still have KKK meetings in town hall"
You ain't lying. That sucks man, my parents still think that I have never touched any form of alcohol, drugs, or tobacco..... |
lucasjcockcroft
02.10.12 | ^my parents dgaf |
Funeralopolis
02.11.12 | Sonic for STAFF (as soon as he gets ungrounded) |
Spec
02.11.12 | what does neck mean |
Zorak
02.11.12 | list is m/ circumstances are not. |