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|Worst Bands Ever!|
Worst bands ever!
Slipknot are the worst band that I've ever heard in my life, bar-none. With such insightful lyrics as "PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT " how could I not like them you ask? I don't like their philosophy: "IF YOU'RE FIVE FIVE FIVE I'M SIX SIX SIX URRRRAAGHHHHHH".
Simply put, they're numetal crap and think they're metal, but they're not. Plus, they've got the dumbest fans ever. I don't care how much I like a band, I'm not calling myself a maggot, or anything close to that. If you do, you're an idiot and should be shot. Slipknot sucks. End of.
How these guys have sold thirty million albums I'll never know. They've been critically lauded since the start, and AMG (who are usually right, unlike MTV.. See: Slapknuts for more info) says their newest album is the worst. In fact, I don't even think of them as a band. To me, they're a corporation made just for the money. In fact, that's what they are! They change with the times, gotta love that!
Linkin Park = Shit.
These guys actually have fans! Can you believe that? Hello, hello, may I please go vertigo! No, no, you may not go vertigo. In fact, you can go lie in that ditch over there and I'll throw the grenade after I'm finished done burning Slapknuts CDs. Until then, sit tight.
U2 = Shit.
|4||All That Remains|
If there is one thing that must be said: I'm tired of hearing about these mallcore losers. They sound just like every other crappy metalcore band out there, and are nothing special. They shouldn't have sold 1,000 albums, they shouldn't have sold 100 albums, they shouldn't have sold 10 albums. Put better: When the metalcore fad is over, they'll fall back into obscurity until they get the chance to jump on another fad. JOY!
All That Remains = Shit.
P.O.D. destroyed any buzz I had about the numetal scene (notably Korn) when I heard that piece of crap song "Youth of the Nation" and felt like throwing up until my guts came out. P.O.D. tries so many styles and does them all so incredibly wrong that I think they should die in a fire. All of them. Because they suck.
P.O.D. = Shit
|6||My Chemical Romance:|
god, what do we have here? as i see it, kids will buy/listen to anything the corporations market to them threw MTV. Emo is one of of these such things. Why can't all you teenage girls realize their is music beyond MTV, unfortunatly, they grow up, get their periods, then start listening to crappier music(Kenny G, 1000 maniacs and the god-awfal supertramp) Rock is the only good genre of music i know and unfortunatly its being taken over by this corporate bullshit. as long as emo fad or post-hardcore shit stays around for, rock will be forever misunderstood. this is not rock.
|7||Fall Out Boy|
this is my most hated band of all time, worse than creed, worse than korn, worse than everything. the guitarist looks like he goes into some sort of spasm while playing, how do you play your guitar like that? trust me, i've tried. this is simply another case of morons who only sell records because they have a multi-billion dollar record company behind them. they sing about highschool dances and being bullied at school.
|8||Billy Ray Cyrus|
This guy... Oh... My... God. I hate him with a burning passion. I want to cut off his arms and legs, tie him up in the desert for a day, pour fire ants all over his body, cut off his wang and balls, shove them down his throat, and then hit the area with a nuke. I. Hate. Billy. Ray. Cyrus. I really hope to god he dies in a horrible accident any second now. Please, please do Billy.
AND take the song Achy Breaky Heart to your grave with you!
Billy Ray Cyrus = Shit.
I listened to 50 cent once and then got angry at my computer. He looks so relaxed when he sings this utter rubbish that it looks like he's been beating off the past millennium. I'll skin him alive and make a belt out of him.
Your ReasonThis chick has the most annoying voice in music. Needless to say, she's the only half decent thing to come out of her stupid-ass dad. I'd tap that, but really, she's not even that good looking. I just like to tap things. Tap em hard. Tap em good. I'd still tap Britney Spears though.
Miley Cyrus = Shit.
Their first album was pretty good. Chuck was pretty good. Their latest, was not. In fact, I've heard better things drop in my toilet. I think that's all that I need to say on the matter.
Sum 41 = Shit.
With respect, Green Day is gay. But hey, they're not nearly as gay as number one. In fact, they're listenable. I'd rather go on a 48 hour binge of this crap than listen to one Slapknuts song, just for your information. Still, Green Day is god awful.
Green Day = Shit.
If I have to hear CKY ("Camp Kill Yourself") one more time, I'm going to make it look like a suicide. These asshats make crap they call music, which is really just a bunch of noise, and get in videogames and crap. I'm tired of it. CKY is a stupid band, and Bam fans can suck it.
CKY = Shit.
|16||Rock Star Supernova|
How does a band with Jason Newstead sound so bad? Simple enough: Tommy Lee is in it! Oh, and so is that faggot with the dumb chicken hair... The singer dude. I lol'd at him when I saw him singing. Funniest part is he didn't want to be on Rockstar: Supernova because he thought it was a Van Halen audition! Right, who wouldn't want to be in a good band?
Rockstar Supernova = Shit.
In all fairness, the album before the starfish and
chocolate water or whatever as OK. However, ever since then they've been decidedly crap and really a useless band. The only reason they're not higher is that I respect Fred Durst for calling Slipknot fans the "fat kids". So true, Fred, so true.
How a band like this sells ten million of a certain album, I'll never know, but it probably has something to do with MTV or something
HOLY SHIT!!!! this is not even music! it sounds like someone forgot to turn the radio off while they were filming jeprody. i can't believe us as a society have become so consumed with money that this...THIS is what we are marketing to children. the sick ass that came up with this cheap idea should do us a favour and put a bullet in his head before i do it for them.
|1, 6, 7, 14 are all good.|
|U2 All That Remains, Old P.O.D, Pantera, Sum 41 all rule. No offense but you sir are a douche bag. Just kiddin but im pissed.|
|this a very orginal list.|
|I dont understand this actually. You rated a couple Pantera 3.5, and gave two of there records a 4, so uhh i'm lost here, but I highly agree on 50 Cent and needs Souldja boy.|
|Old Linkin Park was decent.. Old U2 was great..|
MCR's black parade was pretty bad, but they're still good..
FOB, considering they get hated on so much, are actually pretty solid.. .my friends all hate me for saying that too..
I haven't really sat down a listened to a sum41 album since AKNF..
Green Day are still awesome..
CKY's guitarist writes some memorable riffs..
Limp Bizkit was my junior-high days.. i'm fairly confident i still know most of the words to choclate starfish, sadly...
|wtf? I added a description for each, but it doesnt appear? what gives?|
|Obvious troll is obvious.|
|Descriptions only happen for albums, the mods should really let people know. And I hate 12 so much.|
|List needs Metallica and and AC/DC.|
Props for pantera though
|Hey!!! Explain yourself. You hate Pantera but you gave 3.5's and 4's to their disk's. Wtf bro?|
|balls to the walls is angry. u better run man.|
but seriously balls is right.
|I agree completely, except for CKY and Pantera. Those bands kick ass imo.|
1 actually do suck, though.
|50 Cent isn't a band.|
|Vol 3 was a good record.|
Cant say I'm a big fan of most of these I guess.
|I dont understand why this site hates slipknot so much. I saw them live with L.O.G. and shadows fall and they were pretty good. For putting Pantera on this list you should be dragged into an alley, pistol whipped and then shot!|
ALL RULE YOU IDIOT! =). But seriously they rule/
|4, 13 and 17 are pretty good|
|limp bizkit is not 'pretty good' at all|
|who hasn't liked some green day and sum 41? Pantera is ok.|
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1,2,3,6,7,10,13 (though agree for new record), 14
The rest I don't know enough about or don't really care about.
|I used to like Pantera, Dimebag was good at what he did, but he is not, and never was the best guitarist in metal. That honor could go to Michael Angelo Batio, Marty Friedman or Chris Poland.|
Seriously, all Dime was good at was funk-fusion. He added funk guitar (ala Tom Morello) into the music of Pantera and layered it on top of crappy rhythms. I like a few of their songs, but generally...
Pantera = Shit.
|This list is full of fail|
|most generic list ever!|
|I agree with your list, replace Pantera with Metallica instead.|
|I love how people refer to lists as generic. It's ridiculous.|
|All That Remains, Pantera, and surprisingly P.O.D. don't really need to be on this list. everything else, yeah pretty much. missing Panic! at the disco though and they're worse than fall out boy imo.|
|Ya know, for someone who has bands like Drowning Pool and Trapt in his favorite albums of all time, it sure is strange to see bands that are nearly identical to them like... Slipknot, Linkin Park, and P.O.D. in his least favorite band list. You have every right to hate them, I just think its weird that you do considering how similar all these bands really are.|
|LOL, you have a great sense of humor. I have to COMPLETELY agree with you through, all bands on here = shit. |
|WTF... You put cKy in that list... Maybe because you dont know the band you asshole!... And why the fuck did you talk about Bam... why everytime somebody talk about cKy , they need to talk about Bam... Its fucking annoying... Bam's great... But... just dont talk about him when we're talking about this amazing band. Better Riff Ever , Better Vocals Ever , Best Solo Ever , Amazing and intelligent lyrics ... Its the perfect band. So you can understand that i totally disagree with your choice to put cKy in your crappy list... I disagree also for Slipknot , U2 , All That Remains and P.O.D. . 50 cent and Crazy Frog are not bands , they'r just piece of crap.|
|Excuse me... douchebag? what the absolute necro-fuck? Slipknot is the worst band of all time? fuck off! Slipknot pwn. Their songs actually have meanings, unlike you're saying. "if you're 555 then I'm 666" is about how people think they're devil worshipers and shit (not that a fail like you would know that) and they're probably the best live band around today, have you ever seen disasterpieces? it fucking pwns!!! You're just a douchebag. Go die|
|#2, 4, 5 are all good. I agree with the rest of this list though.|
|You are a goddamn fucking fool for putting CKY on this list. |
|Fucking hilarious. Miley Cyrus and Sum 41 are so right.|
|that's the typical purist metalhead list , I agree with you that limp bizkit ,crazy frog ,fall out boy , the cyrus family and rock star suypernova are shit but if you include in this list bands like green day ,cky ,U2 all that remains ,linkin park and pantera you must be really fucked up , all this bands have great songs and are extremely catchy ;everybody knows that this groups doesn't have the quality of led zeppelin or pink floyd but that doesn't mean they are bad .|
This list also doesn't have some of the worst bands ever like emmure ,waking the cadaver , aiden or brokencyde
|slipknot, old linkin park, u2, all that remains, my chemical romance, sum 41, green day, and cky range from mediocre to awesome|
|lol reviving 4 year old lists|
|Blowjob For A Gay Cowboy|
|"This list also doesn't have some of the worst bands ever like emmure ,waking the cadaver , aiden or brokencyde "|
Were Brokencyde around in '07?
|o shit didnt notice the date hahaha|
|Needs more Nickelback|
|Suck 41 should have the top 18 slots to themeselves.|
|6 and 7 are great man|
|I dig Fall Out Boy's first album|
But that is where I draw the line
|2007 was a simpler time|
|I don't understand|
|Linkin Park? P.O.FUCKINGD.?! You must be high. |
|lol how do lists like this even get bumped|
|generally it happens when users comment on them|
|crazy frog rules fuck you faggot|
|Shuyin did it I guess, ask him. And this list is all kinds of stupid|
get the fuck off sputnik bro. seriously.
|someone needs a hug|
|Hey you're a cunt, cunt.|
You = Shit.
|Why are you all leaving comments insulting the listmaker? Is there no statute of limitations on your stupidity?|
|I love bringing things up from 2007. |
|no i didnt, i used to like the first 4 when i was a kid tbh|