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so back in the day i did this thing

PROS: he can be really funny when he puts some effort into it. he rocks hard and i like that. i never agree with anything so hard as i do when he says "stfu pussies its rock and roll" CONS: dude should just chill out for like a week because most of the time he is just doing the same stuff over and over and i have no idea how he doesn't get tired of it. if he cut it back then it would be a lot funnier but i've got to give him credit anyway for not changing ever. GRADE: C+

PROS: he used to be considered super nice and now i guess he's considered super mean and idk which i consider to be better so that's not really much of a pro. he's a pretty cool guy i guess. CONS: but i think he should just relax a little bit more about music instead of needing to form THE ULTIMATE OPINION about everything. it's just music man. GRADE: B

PROS: he is a nice guy and i'm sure in person he's got that fat person jolliness CONS: i'm always a little bit wary of users who have posted here for a long time without writing a review. some of them you can tell are knowledgeable from their comments and some just basically say I LIKE THIS or I DONT LIKE THIS and kris is the latter. like it seems as if he wouldnt know how to write a review but he wants to talk about music as if he could idk this isn't meant to be mean but i think its starting to be so GRADE: A

PROS: nothing CONS: i hate this guy, he sort of came out of nowhere and before anyone knew it he was like this very visible user but he is just the worst and if you don't already know it i guess you never will. he is one of the many users who sucks up to porch so that porch doesn't wreck his shit when he does stupid stuff. like what the fuck his name is miles and that's the same as the guy from alter bridge GRADE: F

PROS: very productive, a good writer, covers a nice mix of under the radar indie and more mainstream stuff CONS: kind of full of himself, he writes too much and should slow it down a little bit because if you go through and read his reviews you'll notice that they are all basically the same but with different band/album/song names. GRADE: B-

PROS: sonic should take some lessons from KILL. KILL is not so visible on the site, he just pops into a thread every now and then to rock faces. singlehandedly made me believe in the power of turntable CONS: none GRADE: A+

PROS: haha are you kidding CONS: i don't know he's probably got like three crade of filth 'jesus is a cunt' shirts in his underwear drawer, he threatens to leave once a month and somehow doesn't realize that people care less every time which is impressive considering how little people cared in the first place GRADE: D- because i can't give anyone the same low grade as wonarabbit


PROS: so as people say all the time qwe is super good looking and we have always gotten along so idk why people can't play nice with him CONS: his crusade to protect lil wayne is awesome because i like lil wayne as well but i mean come on some of those people are just not worth responding to GRADE: A

PROS: if some user created this account to troll people and has kept it going this long then it is the greatest single attempt at trolling this site has ever seen CONS: i don't think that's the case which is horrifying because i'm not sure you could google search a picture of an uglier girl for a profile picture GRADE: F she deserves to be on the same level as wonarabbit

PROS: theacademy is a really funny guy, quite clever most of the time, although maybe i just like him a lot now because he's not EVERYWHERE anymore CONS: moaropeth kind of sucks now, i thought it was pretty funny at first but now it's mostly dumb stuff GRADE: B-

PROS: he is growing into a fine young man CONS: but he is doing it very slowly and sometimes i still want to wring his super long neck GRADE: C+

PROS: i love him CONS: i hate him GRADE: somewhere between a B and a D
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