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Once again leave a hollaback in the comments if you want yourself graded (some of u idk much about so post moar)

PROS - one of the few foreigners around here who isn't Australian CONS -
approximately 132 of his 132 reviews are of shitty prog bands, real name
makes him sound like a fascist dictator GRADE - B-

PROS - is a chill cat now, owns a mullet wig CONS - lives in Missouri,
MediocreAtBest GRADE - B+

PROS - is the only thing on the planet that does not, in fact, need more
Opeth CONS - overenthusiastic about pretty much everything ("i give this
album a THREE POINT FIVE OUT OF FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahha!!!!!!!!!") GRADE - 3.5 OUT OF 5

see below

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PROS - likes a lot of the same music as me (gay music) CONS - is a closet
Goth, thinks Tool made two classic albums GRADE - B-

PROS - pretty sure he has a beard CONS - house is apparently a music
venue because he goes to about five concerts a day, works at Play'n'Trade
Video Games so he's probably going nowhere in life GRADE - B+

PROS - the only pro here is that the con might not be where he got his
username from CONS - if you combine Yngwie Malmsteen's album "Fire &
Ice" with his song "As Above, So Below" you get his username GRADE - C

PROS - likes Brand New as much as I do CONS - JUNjunJUNjunJUN GRADE -

PROS - can't think of any CONS - favorite band is Nightwish, is a mommy's
boy, 37% of his pie chart is Power Metal (how is that possible) GRADE - D

PROS - having the most album ratings is a pro i guess CONS - won't post
pix of his girlfriend, hates Paramore but loves Symphony X (whaaat) GRADE
- C

PROS - pretty sure he was responsible for the Jesus Christ account which
was a reasonably funny gimmick CONS - is catching up to me in number of
accounts, does something stupid to get banned and then asks to be
unbanned four seconds later, is probably best friends with kattunlover irl

PROS - compliments a random review of mine once a month CONS - part of
the Atavanhalen, taylormemer, and DaveyBoy Trio of Australians that is an
unsightly pimple on Sputnikmusic's adolescent face GRADE - C-

PROS - his girlfriend is cute but not as cute as Thor's CONS - username
reminds me simultaneously of horrible Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, and In
Flames songs, spells rum as "rhum" GRADE - D+

PROS - let me know if anybody thinks of one CONS - posts way too many
lists, every list has the same 10 bands, has horrible opinions GRADE - F

PROS - taught me how to make my ear stop hurting with his Army
knowledge CONS - made staff because no one was reviewing all the latest
darkwave albums, Willie Fist Your Butt GRADE - C

PROS - has a reasonably cool username CONS - reviews too much post rock
which reminds me of Adam Downer GRADE - B-

PROS - is the reason that I am the subject of mx's sole post in the Banned
Users thread which is pretty awesome CONS - is a ginger, actually likes
marching band, knows what a euphonium is GRADE - B+

PROS - made me lol so hard when I discovered his avatar is an actual
picture of him CONS - second only to the_wizard in his overenthusiastic
mannerisms, has probably the most retarded username on the site GRADE
- C+
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