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Channing Freeman
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Last Active 07-19-15 1:38 pm
Joined 01-04-06

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08.22.11 User Report Cards Volume 407.31.11 User Report Cards Volume 3
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11.21.08 User Report Cards Volume 211.20.08 User Report Cards Volume 1
05.05.08 What New Users Should Do

User Report Cards Volume 1

Yeah here we go. I'm giving these people a grade as well as pros/cons. It says Volume 1 because there's only so many users here, so in the comments you can let me know if you want to see yourself graded. I had this idea awhile ago so i'm not ripping off Aryan Flatley!
1DFelon204409

PROS - good at networking? CONS - super srs, is actually a homophobe, is
actually a racist, shaves his chest, is bemused, is going to give the new
Mastodon album a 1 GRADE - C+
2IsItLuck?

PROS - standup guy who talks to me on AIM out of pity CONS - taller than
me, won't change his screenname to "aryan flats" no matter how many
times I ask him to, doesn't answer his phone when I call GRADE - A
3Iluvatar

PROS - comments all my facebook pics CONS - would rather go to Maryland
Death Fest with Mappy than hang out with me, needs to lose weight, plays
WoW, accidentally texts me instead of his girlfriend with things like "wish i
was with u." GRADE - B+
4McP3000

PROS - is a cutie, has a hot sister (kendra muecke - facebook search her),
is named after a pretty cool drum machine CONS - smokes weed and talks
about it on the internet, likes Jesu and Dark Tranquillity way too much,
supports Ron Paul, doesn't download GRADE - B-
5SnackaryBinx

PROS - somehow found a link to new Dustin Kensrue when I somehow
couldn't, lives in Virginia (represent) CONS - turned into a huge douchebag
when people started trolling him for the lols, is pretty cool now but falls
back into old habits sometimes, namedrops aggro bands to seem cool,
uglier than a cave troll GRADE - C+
6iarescientists

PROS - that one picture where he looks really attractive, is pretty funny
when he isn't being a douchebag CONS - is always being a douchebag
GRADE - B
7rasputin

PROS - one of the most standup guys on the site, can relate to my life
CONS - way prettier than me (and you), hates on Jeff Buckley and won't
admit to liking Converge as much as we all know he does GRADE - feels
good man
8willfellmarsy

PROS - i guess you could say he used to be amusing? CONS - brings up his
supposed hate for Thrice every chance he gets to try to get a rise out of
people, posts paragraphs of the most unintelligible, nonsensical, pseudo
stream of conscious bullshit in the community thread followed by "sup
thread just jizzed on my art teacher's face," secretly has a crush on me
GRADE - F
9brandtweathers

PROS - is banned CONS - apparently a 'lover of logic,' tries to post coherent
arguments but fails pretty much every time, threatens to review Young
Machetes as punishment for Iluvatar not rewriting his poopy reviews, is like
26 years old or something despite acting 12, real name is Brandy, has a
huge crush on planewreq GRADE - D
10charlesfishowitz

PROS - SLAYS FOR DAYS. CONS - SLAYS FOR DAYS. GRADE - B-
11Zebra

PROS - none CONS - is apparently a moderator but never does anything
(the other mods say he does more 'under the radar' stuff, which is code for
editing all the tracklists to have hyphens instead of numbers), once banned
me for a month because i started a new community thread and then added
another two weeks when i posted a journal with a picture of a dead zebra
GRADE - F
12Britney Diva/SOP/SOSM

PROS - is Irish CONS - is Irish GRADE - B
13Jom

PROS - is my bro, gives me big avatars, thinks i'm funny (i think) CONS -
likes Alien Ant Farm GRADE - A+
14planewreq

PROS - makes me feel loved by texting me stuff like "Yo" while I'm sleeping
CONS - lewfork GRADE - A
15Cocaine

PROS - is awesomely bitter, hates everybody, is a hell of a drug CONS -
works too much so i don't get to internet stalk him as much as i'd like to
GRADE - A-
16BallsToTheWall

PROS - is probably the funniest person on the site if you imagine that he's
completely serious 100% of the time (which he is), dressed up as a Spartan
for Halloween and then passed out on the stairs, likes Paramore CONS -
thinks that his love for S Club 7 makes him cool, lives in Florida GRADE - B-
17londoncalling457

PROS - the most randomly funny kid ever, not many people know about him
so i get indie cred for being his friend CONS - needs to be getting more out
of life GRADE - B
18JumpTheF**kUp

PROS - talks to me about my problems, has a cool real name CONS - is
brown, has a horrible username GRADE - A
19Atavanhalen

PROS - likes "Archangel" almost as much as me CONS - hates on Circle
Takes the Square, is secretly in a homosexual relationship with DaveyBoy
GRADE - C-
20pixiesfanyo

PROS - doesn't make fun of me as much as he used to (still makes fun of
me a lot), is one of the only reasons the staff forum is fun to read CONS -
doesn't give me credit for editing his grammar, addicted to crystal meth
GRADE - C
21joshuatree

PROS - is a pretty cool guy CONS - thinks his tastes are more obscure than
they really are, got all butthurt when Lewis' Bon Iver review replaced his
GRADE - B-
22Electric City

PROS - looks like Rivers Cuomo when he wears glasses CONS - takes it
way too seriously when people make fun of him, has retarded reasons for
liking/disliking music, last name rhymes with Clowner GRADE - D+
23Thor

PROS - his girlfriend is hotter than yours, wants to bike across the country
with me CONS - his girlfriend is hotter than yours, wants to bike across the
country with me GRADE - B
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