DarthMann
11.02.12 | dont break up with ur chick dude lol do u even have a gf if so is she hot |
MichaelSnoxall
11.02.12 | This is the greatest metaphor I have ever read. |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Relationships are shit, agreed |
Calc
11.02.12 | mine is amazing. |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | You'll see |
demigod93
11.02.12 | relationships are shit
except
when theyre not |
Calc
11.02.12 | logically its amazing, literally its amazing, emotionally its amazing. |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Very true demigod |
Calc
11.02.12 | being in a relationship > being a sadboy "realist" |
DarthMann
11.02.12 | nah relationships are great you feel like shit a lot of the time when ur in one but atleast it gives me something to look forward to/someone to fuckign talk to actually fuck it rules u guys must be datni gth ewrng chicks haha or guys haha |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | It's possible to be happier outside of a relationship than with one you ignorant fuck |
MichaelSnoxall
11.02.12 | Some relationships are good. Some aren't so. |
Calc
11.02.12 | ^ always the truth in everything in life. |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | True true |
DarthMann
11.02.12 | no its not wtf lmao what do u do when ur single masturbate all day when ur in a relationship you can masturbate while talking to ur girlfriend win/win situation so i think ur the ignorant fuck here |
MichaelSnoxall
11.02.12 | My first relationship was perfect. We never fought, I got sex daily, we went out and had fun often. She broke up with me 'cause she wan't happy, but it was worth it 'cause the relationship was great. My next relationship lasted longer but had non-stop fighting. |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | I can masturbate while talking to people that aren't my girlfriend as well though bro |
DarthMann
11.02.12 | but where's the fun in that it's not risky and u can be like to ur gf hahah im masturbating over you AS WE SPEAK |
DarthMann
11.02.12 | lmao ive never fought with any of my girlfriends |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Yeah, takes longer to cum though since it's so distracting |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | If you've never fought with a girlfriend you've never been in a serious relationship |
Calc
11.02.12 | well he's also like 14 or something
|
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Yeah "relationships" at that age are all sunshine and rainbows |
demigod93
11.02.12 | and blowjobs, dont forget about da blowjobs |
DarthMann
11.02.12 | ive been in a 14 month relationship but whatever u say |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | length=/=serious |
DarthMann
11.02.12 | uh she showed me her dick pretty sure it was serious |
MichaelSnoxall
11.02.12 | "length=/=serious"
Well, generally, yeah. Nobody goes into a long relationship if it isn't serious. What the point of a relationship that isn't serious that goes for over a year? It'd be fucking pointless. |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Damn darth how long was it? |
DarthMann
11.02.12 | bigger than mine thats for sure |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Looks like you're gonna be the receiver when the time comes |
Calc
11.02.12 | if i think im happy im pretty sure it means im happy lol |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | That's part of being in a typical relationship though, man |
DarthMann
11.02.12 | if my gf had problems id pretend to be upset for her but id just blanket them and push them under the rug in like 5 seconds lol |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Because putting yourself into a relationship forcefully turns you into a symbiotic being, and if one of you has a shitty problem then the other one gets to deal with it as well. Idk man, it's just one of those traditional bullshit expectations |
DarthMann
11.02.12 | if i have a bad day im more inclined to be nice to my bitches cos im feeling grateful for em |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | I do as well darth but problem is my bitches are typically what made my days bad |
TheMoreira
11.02.12 | Neat, that was on hell of a metaphor. Relationships are great |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Yup almost always. Then I'd get a whole lot of "I'm not in the mood for blABLblahblahblah" |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Pet peeve is a terrible saying, I thought it was stupid when I was 10 and first heard it and still do now |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Awe man I remember what my ex said to me after we broke up, "reap what you sow" yeah suck my dick cunt you were the cause of most of my problems and why I was always in such a shit mood |
Calc
11.02.12 | seems like you all need to find a chick whos not a bitch |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Truth be told she was a bitch because of me being a shit boyfriend but hey gotta vent sometimes |
Calc
11.02.12 | maybe...its been 6 years though, history tells me no. who knows maybe tomorrow i'll message you, "holy fuk you're right i feel much better" |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | I'm impressed |
Calc
11.02.12 | maybe ill do it anyway, i like to make people happy non gaily |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Yes please destroy your relationship for our amusement |
Calc
11.02.12 | @meatsalad nooo just pretend that i did for foxxxy's sake |
DarthMann
11.02.12 | hahaha |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Alright I will |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Why the fuck did this bump |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | More like relationshits amirite???/? |
ButteryBiscuitBass
11.02.12 | I'm engaged. What's up with that?! |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Crazy ass nigga you are |
ButteryBiscuitBass
11.02.12 | Moment of madness. |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Depends how long he's gone tho |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | They shouldn't foxxxy, that's retarded |
ButteryBiscuitBass
11.02.12 | Nah, never take anything out on the woman bro - that's childish/gay, they take THEIR problems out on YOU. |
Calc
11.02.12 | buttery knows wassup |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Buttery is in tune with the bullshit ways of the world |
ButteryBiscuitBass
11.02.12 | It's a grim old place. |
Calc
11.02.12 | lol bullshit as it may be its a truth |
ButteryBiscuitBass
11.02.12 | Exactly, so live your own circle of life, your own friends, etc, don't worry about things you can't fix. That's how I'm rolling these days anyway. |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Sounds like a great outlook bro wish I shared it |
ButteryBiscuitBass
11.02.12 | Sure beats getting depressed about things like the holocaust.
Positive vibes anyway. What else is going down? |
Keyblade
11.02.12 | "charizard has 120 hp already does he really need 240 on a good day in return for 60 hp on a bad day"
this made me lol hard. |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | Charizard was fucking overpowered for the record |
MeatSalad
11.02.12 | YEah then he's gonna have a shitty time |
ButteryBiscuitBass
11.02.12 | Depressing. |
Nipple
11.02.12 | true |
NoMeansYes
11.02.12 | I am Mr. Pragmatic: long-term relationships are pointless and make no sense. |
Dolving999
11.02.12 | This is true - in most cases. That's why they call it "finding that special someone".
Also, you made me remember my youngster years, when I naively traded my holo Charizard from the 1st edition for a run-of-the-mill Gyarados. Damn, I was so stupid back then. |
NoMeansYes
11.02.12 | I stole a holo gyarados once from a guy in school, I thought they were rare and he was a cunt. I had a holo Charizard as well, seriously that was the best card ever, why on Earth would you have traded it? |
Sapientlife
11.02.12 | yugioh cards are better than pokemon cards |
Sapientlife
11.02.12 | and i've had relationships that were shit. doesn't mean i'm gonna go completely write off having them simply cause some things sucked |
jdennis31
11.02.12 | i refrained from making dirty sex with a pretty good looking white girl because i was in a relationship. we broke up a week later. |
Sirob
11.02.12 | couldnt have said it any better myself foxxxy < 3 u |
ProfessorVeerappan
11.02.12 | 1. is good
but relationships are two people not just
looking into each other or for each other
its the growth that they build in-between of each other
to support and take intense care for each other
point is to stay committed 1 should not think twice its an amazing bond that re-defines living styles
ways
thinking
music madness
merge all this
pure sex !~! |
peaks40
11.02.12 | this is the greatest metaphor i ever read. (2) |
IdiotequeCigar
11.02.12 | Fuck venusaur |
peaks40
11.02.12 | had one relationship lasted 2 months...never again..well maybe |
Havey
11.02.12 | BALBASEER |
Havey
11.02.12 | BELBASOARE |
RosaParks
11.02.12 | yea agreed relationships are pointless never gonna have one ever again so i can perfect myself. other people are stupid |
peaks40
11.02.12 | lol awesome |
azninva5in
11.02.12 | lol great analogy |
peaks40
11.02.12 | i'll remember the charizard pun forever dude |
tommygun
11.02.12 | great list |
North0House2
11.02.12 | Honestly, it's pretty bloody fantastic when you're in a good relationship.
Otherwise, yeah it sucks. |
RosaParks
11.02.12 | i will foxxy thats why i have blown you. BOOM |
peaks40
11.02.12 | it's a rare feat north0house2 |
North0House2
11.02.12 | I dunno, I pulled it off. It took me 7 failed relationships, but this is definitely worth it. |
ViralOblivion
11.02.12 | Greatest logic ever haha |
peaks40
11.02.12 | 7!! okay maybe there's hope. |
peaks40
11.02.12 | nah |
Ethics
11.04.12 | for reals |
Hopelust
11.26.12 | fuckin' charizard on a bad day. |
