Josh D.: Four Loko | Sputnikmusic

Josh D. 10.15.11	You guys like things, so I am.
Cipieron 10.15.11	drink three more and then you'll be fine
eternium 10.15.11	Can't tell if joking or not.
someguest 10.15.11	caffeine is the new crack cocaine
Trebor17 10.15.11	caffeine and alcohol don't mix well
someguest 10.15.11	i don't like my depressants without my stimulants
Trebor17 10.15.11	lol
Josh D. 10.15.11	I don't like when people say "It's just like grandma made" because my grandma made anti-Semitic jokes instead of lasagna :(
Relinquished 10.15.11	lol
Cipieron 10.15.11	i bet they taste the same
someguest 10.15.11	your grandma's on the whole occupy wall street bandwagon?
eternium 10.15.11	What the fuck.
Trebor17 10.15.11	My grandma made hitler a sandwich
someguest 10.15.11	is that a vagina joke
foreverendeared 10.15.11	Found 1 for a buck the other day.
TechieCore 10.15.11	Four Loko will fuck you up son. Drink two in an hour and you'll be face rolling the key board.
eternium 10.15.11	I've always wondered how they taste.
someguest 10.15.11	my balls are salty
foreverendeared 10.15.11	That's because of the sweat.
TechieCore 10.15.11	@Eternium Like shit. Pure sugar and malt liquor. But for $1.99 a can, and each can is about a 6 pack of the standard beer, it's a cheap and easy drunk. Just don't expect to be feeling well the next morning if you drink on these a lot.
someguest 10.15.11	well I thought he could wonder about something else for awhile
foreverendeared 10.15.11	"But for $1.99 a can, and each can is about a 6 pack of the standard beer" Uhhh, that's not true.
TechieCore 10.15.11	Okay 4-6 depending on the alcohol content. Some beer is 4%, others are 5%-6%. Take it as you wish.
Josh D. 10.15.11	Hell yeah, proof time: http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/oo236/jjderagon/floko.jpg
ITsHxCTOASTER 10.15.11	What the fuck is going on in this list
Trebor17 10.15.11	I just drink the stuff under the sink
TechieCore 10.15.11	Your dog plays dead, cool shit. Now go get another and chug it down and come back. See if you can type a sentence without making 100 errors.
someguest 10.15.11	WHY DON'T YOU JUST DRINK POISON
Trebor17 10.15.11	The white man's poison
andcas 10.15.11	four loko sucks.
TechieCore 10.15.11	1.99 a can, that's the only explanation I need. It's the fastest cheapest drunk you can get.
TechieCore 10.15.11	@andcas Fuck yeah it sucks. No one actually likes the taste. It just gets you fucked up.
Cipieron 10.15.11	i hope you fed the dog a can
RooseveltsGhost 10.15.11	but its real close
eternium 10.15.11	I don't even like the taste of real beer. I bet this shit would make me throw up.
foreverendeared 10.15.11	"It's the fastest cheapest drunk you can get." Naw I can get a bottle of cheap vodka for a few bucks. And that's a much better drunk.
Wolfhorde 10.15.11	Why does this make me think of Epic Meal Time?
Josh D. 10.15.11	Alright fine, here's the deal: I'm not drunk, I've had one. My roommate brought a girl home last weekend and she brought two of them for some reason. She left the next morning without them. I've been reluctant to drink one because of negative rumors. But after I got home from doing shit, we were like "fuck it" and drank one. It's not gross, definitely not great. I made a Four Loko joke on Twitter and just translated it into a list. It's the first time I've had one and should be the last. Switching to beer as I type this.
Josh D. 10.15.11	By the way, I put my roommate's dog's dong in pictures because that's funny to me.
TechieCore 10.15.11	@forever Yeah go drink your rot gut and get sick. And I get sick of beer. Takes too much fucking liquid to get drunk.
Cipieron 10.15.11	how dare you
someguest 10.15.11	josh dong
Josh D. 10.15.11	See.
foreverendeared 10.15.11	"Yeah go drink your rot gut and get sick." Pretty sure straight vodka is not going to get me near as sick as that sugary shit.
Josh D. 10.15.11	That dog is pretty cool though, right? He looks slim, and technically is, but he's an English bulldog. LEAN MUSCLE, BITCH. My dog's asleep :(
Cipieron 10.15.11	asleep in a hole?
Trebor17 10.15.11	techiecore must be 12 or something
Josh D. 10.15.11	No, a dual reclining couch thing.
Wolfhorde 10.15.11	"retty sure straight vodka is not going to get me near as sick as that sugary shit." When it's cheap it's mostly full of chemical shit, though you're right. "And I get sick of beer." Faggot.
TechieCore 10.15.11	@forever You think that $5 a pint vodka is pure grain alcohol of any decent quality? Liquor is like anything else friend - you get what you pay for. It might make you drunk but it sure as hell isn't any better than a can of malt liquor.
foreverendeared 10.15.11	All I can see is your dog's dick so I can't tell how cool he is, sorry.
Josh D. 10.15.11	Sweet.
Josh D. 10.15.11	Also, not my dog.
TechieCore 10.15.11	Try a Tilt sometime.
Josh D. 10.15.11	No.
TechieCore 10.15.11	Good answer.
Wolfhorde 10.15.11	Where are the dog pictures?
EyesWideShut 10.15.11	I thought that was YOU not ur dog. lol
Josh D. 10.15.11	We're hung about the same.
TechieCore 10.15.11	That sucks
Wolfhorde 10.15.11	"I thought that was YOU not ur dog. lol" With a dick as his nose or what?
Iamthe Nightstars 10.15.11	There actually hasn't been any caffeine, guarana, or taurine in four loko since last December. So it's not really an energy drink anymore.
Cipieron 10.15.11	JOOSE
RobotJesus 10.15.11	I drink 2 of them I am blacked the fuck out. The curse of being 122 pounds
Trebor17 10.15.11	Damn, how short are you?
Wolfhorde 10.15.11	"The curse of being 122 pounds" Even though physics say so that's not necessarily an argument. I'm 140 pounds and I'm pretty good at booze.
Ignimbrite 10.15.11	175lbs m/
Wolfhorde 10.15.11	Yeah, let's start bragging with our weight. Duh.
Ignimbrite 10.15.11	yeah it's not like we've had entire threads dedicated to people bragging about their weight/excercise routines/how much they can bench before
Wolfhorde 10.15.11	That's a really lame excuse.
Trebor17 10.15.11	6'0 145 Small frame
andcas 10.15.11	oh hell no.
foreverendeared 10.15.11	Eye color is more of an indicator of how much you can drink than weight.
TechieCore 10.15.11	Shit I've found out weight doesn't matter if you drink a lot more than someone. Tolerance is the deciding factor when it comes to drinking someone under the table.
Cipieron 10.15.11	that's an urban legend, it's obviously hair length
Ignimbrite 10.15.11	no no no it's how much Manowar one jams to
Wolfhorde 10.15.11	No, it's how hard you thrash. If you thrash with Tankard you get a bonus, obviously.
Josh D. 10.15.11	I'm cooking fajitas right now with GYBE on, so apparently Four Loko has made me kind of cool.
foreverendeared 10.15.11	No, but seriously: http://www.cracked.com/article_19194_6-intimate-details-you-can-tell-just-by-looking-at-someone_p2.html
foreverendeared 10.15.11	^#2
Josh D. 10.15.11	Please copy and paste #2 of it here.
Ignimbrite 10.15.11	Fajitas GYBE Win
Cipieron 10.15.11	eh just post all of em here, damn work firewall
foreverendeared 10.15.11	#2. You Can Tell How Much They Can Drink by Their Eye Color GettyGetty There comes a time in every man's life when it will be necessary to drink another guy under the table. Maybe you're trying to win a bet, or prove your manliness, or maybe you're in a terrible rom-com and the only thing that stands between you and the woman you love is the varsity liquor drinking team that challenged you to a duel. We don't know ... we don't write the rules. Getty We merely follow them to their inevitable, disastrous conclusion. So naturally you'll pick out some blond-haired, blue-eyed pretty boy who looks like two Bud Lights would have him over a toilet. An hour later, you are praying for death. And to think this all could have been avoided if you had known how to pick out a lightweight drinker. How? Tell Me! Picking the blue-eyed guy was a bad move. It turns out, eye color is an amazing indicator of how much alcohol a person can drink before it affects them. Getty "I can't even get through my breakfast changing without a fifth of SoCo." A study of thousands of white men (all of them prisoners) found that for some reason, those with light eye colors like blue, green, gray or hazel, can handle more alcohol than men with dark eyes. And a totally different study of almost 2,000 women found that the same held true for them. Getty "No, no. We're not alcoholics. We just both have green eyes." Even more interesting is the fact that this result was predicted before the study. Because apparently brown-eyed folks are more sensitive to medication and other stimuli, and that sensitivity is what prompts them to stop when they've had enough. Blue-eyed people, on the other hand, require more alcohol to get buzzed, so they develop a greater tolerance for the stuff. And according to the study, the blue-eyed people are also more likely to be alcohol abusers. As for what eye color has to do with alcohol tolerance, scientists are still on the fence. One theory is that the amount of melanin in the eyes is directly related to the amount of melanin insulating neurons in the central nervous system, and that more melanin somehow translates to quicker nerve transmissions. In any case, you might want to think again before challenging someone with baby blues to a drinking contest. Read more: 6 Intimate Details You Can Tell Just By Looking At Someone \| Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_19194_6-intimate-details-you-can-tell-just-by-looking-at-someone_p2.html#ixzz1atzJMTMA
Wolfhorde 10.15.11	Explains why some Krauts really know how to alcohol.
klap 10.15.11	i bought seven cases (12 ea) of the original four loko before they changed the formula. lasted me and my roommates until like a month ago. truly an effective pre game beverage
Josh D. 10.15.11	I mean, I don't want to be seen in public with one. But it was a good enough experience for a one-time go. If I had one more, I could have been set for a while.
klap 10.15.11	yeah i used to drink two and be good for the night
Satellite 10.15.11	i used to drink a can of sparx occasionally for hair of the dog purposes before they pussified the formula
robertsona 10.15.11	once i sneaked out of my friend/bandmate's house at like midnight with my bandmates and met up with this sort of jocky kid from school at a bench in the middle of the woods and drank a four loko and it was bad but i got pretty drunk because it was my 2nd time ever drinking and i had a really long deep discussion with the jocky kid about the value of education in the modern age and i don't think i've ever said anything to him again
Satellite 10.15.11	how was the sex?
someguest 10.15.11	sat when you coming to flint to drink at blackstone's
omnipanzer 10.15.11	Loko x 4 = fun
Josh D. 10.15.11	Tell them coppahs ha ha ha ha.
RobotJesus 10.16.11	"Damn, how short are you?" I'm like 5'9 I just don't gain weight like at all