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Wrestlemania Card

I don't enjoy WWE half the time but nostalga and a few wrestlers being entertaining helps me pay attention to what's going on at times. Here is what I think would be the best card for the upcoming Wrestlemania 30. What do you think?
1Cody Rhodes vs Goldust

First match: Brother vs brother with a good guy Cody and a jealous heel Goldust. They're the tag champs right now but losing them and Goldust betraying Cody would setup a good opening to the PPV with an opening vignette that could get the audience to care emotionally about the outcome. Cody Rhodes wins after 12-15 minutes
2Divas Champ AJ Lee vs Paige

One of only three titles up for grabs. The skateboard comic book video game girl turned bad girl 10 month reigning champion against the new to the WWE sweet goth girl who can tear it up in the ring. Possibly the first (def second) truly credible Women's match at Wrestlemania. Paige wins title after 10 minutes
3Roman Reigns vs Seth Rollins vs U.S. Champ Dean Ambrose

This is where the card gets serious quickly. The three man group the Shield has been around for over a year now and is upper mid-card talent all are capable of becoming future main eventers for WWE though. Breaking up a month or before Wrestlemania and this will be the break away match for all three to become stars. Actual match will last 15 minutes, Dean Ambrose retains his title by DQ and they all three destroy each other for the next 10 minutes with Roman Reigns coming out on top by eventually being the last man standing in the beat down following the DQ
4Triple H w/ Stephanie McMahon vs CM Punk

Things pick up rather quickly here, four main events in a row. "The Authority" will finally meet their "downfall" at the hands of CM Punk and Daniel Bryan. Here CM Punk beats Triple H cleanly despite trying to cheat himself and Stephanie trying to help him as well as Randy Orton coming out to help Triple H, but Daniel Bryan comes out and stops Randy. We get a 60 second tease of the main event this way. 25 minutes
5Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar w/Paul Heyman

Not much to say. Expect a physical 20 minute match. Only 20 minutes because Undertaker is fairly old, but it will still be a great thing to watch. Undertaker wins and is 22-0 at Wrestlemania
6John "Fuck Boy Buckethead Cena" and Hulk Hogan vs. Damien Sandow and Chris Jericho

John Cena sucks. But surely a good buildup story with bad guys Sandow and Jericho would make this very interesting? Especially if Vince McMahon is thrown into this storyline and is on the bad guys side? Cena and Hogan win in a 30 minute match
7WWE Heavyweight Champ Randy Orton vs Daniel Bryan

Finally after so much time. Orton and Daniel Bryan will go out in a 30-40 minute match and tear the fucking house down and put on one of the top 6 matches in Wrestlemania main event history. Super bad guy Orton will do everything he can and Daniel Bryan will run through everything Orton has to offer and eventually come out on top by hitting a 10 kicks to the chest, a superkick to the head, a flying head butt, and a flying knee to the face once Orton gets up from all that other stuff and Bryan will win finally after being held back for so long. And will hold the title until at least Summerslam. Thank you.
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