Jim
Jim
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Last Active 02-03-13 3:22 am
Joined 07-23-05

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01.25.11 That's Not A List04.02.10 Imagine Yourself In The Cretaceous Peri
01.04.10 90's Rock09.08.09 Buys & Digs
08.19.09 Very Well, Where Do I Begin?07.23.09 The Scrivener's Fancy
08.19.08 Dee Eye Gee08.12.08 Sfhufle Lsit
08.06.08 Oz Metal07.19.08 Bought
05.07.08 Omg Aussie Music!11102.08.08 $$$
12.26.07 Post Christmas Spending12.18.07 Shopping List
12.07.07 Shopping Bag11.16.07 Bought
11.10.07 Songs In Games11.30.06 They have hands on them.
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Very Well, Where Do I Begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. $$BUYS BUYS BUYS$$
1Cold Chisel
East


Sitting on the beach drinkin' rocket fuels, Oh Yeah!
2Icehouse
Primitive Man


Anyone will tell you it's a prisoner island, hidden in the summer for a million years...
3Fleetwood Mac
Rumours


lol mac
4HORSE The Band
A Natural Death


I can't leave a shop without raiding the bargain bin. This has to be good for $8.99.
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