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|Very Well, Where Do I Begin?|
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. $$BUYS BUYS BUYS$$
Sitting on the beach drinkin' rocket fuels, Oh Yeah!
Anyone will tell you it's a prisoner island, hidden in the summer for a million years...
|4||HORSE The Band|
A Natural Death
I can't leave a shop without raiding the bargain bin. This has to be good for $8.99.
|i went in to buy hilltop hoods state of the art and couldn't find it for the life of me|
|WIN! I fucking love those movies.|
|What movie is that from again?|
Chisel is win
|austin powers manny my man|
|beaten you cad!|
|Shit howd I forget that |
|I love that movie!|
Chisel rules, as does Icehouse.
|Hey Jim, did you read that it looks like #3 will be touring Melb. in December. No Christine McVie though.|
|i like me some mac davey, but i don't think i'd care enough to take in a show. i'd feel so young!|