Scott Krasman

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10 People You Meet At Shows

1The Tallest Man on Earth
The Wild Hunt

The Really Tall Guy: Obviously not his fault, but the vertically-blessed guy always finds a way to stand directly in front of people shorter than he. Sometimes, the giants are nice about the situation and simply move to one side or away from groups of smaller people. Other times, they just stand there and don't give a fuck. Whatever works.
2Flogging Molly
Drunken Lullabies

The Drunk Guy/Chick: I am for alcohol as much as the next person, but I can't comprehend what appeals to people getting retardedly drunk at concerts. I mean, don't you want to be able to remember the show? Regardless, you know that there's always going to be those people that stumble into everyone else, shout loudly when the band hasn't even come on stage yet, and puke all over your shoes. Yeah.

The Obsessed Fan: I will always be a fan of music. That does not mean, however, that I will paint my face and put in hours of effort to attempt to look exactly like one of my favourite artists. You can blame these people for the high prices of t-shirts, as they need to buy every single one available. They also love screaming out lyrics to songs as if the song was actually written for them and them alone, and they'll raise a stink if anyone else suggests otherwise or tells them to shut the fuck up.
4Bon Jovi
Slippery When Wet

The Bad Singer: People presumably go to concerts to see their favourite bands, of whose lyrics they may choose to sing out for all to hear. That's fine if you've got a decent voice, but not so if it sounds like a wolverine caught in a threshing machine. And the person responsible for the screeching has absolutely no idea what they sound like, generally. Good lord.
5Pearl Jam

The Person Who Claims To Know The Band: We've all met this douchebag. This guy talked to Eddie Vedder as he was coming out of a bathroom stall at TGIF, and now he's all of a sudden best friends with all of Pearl Jam. And he can totally hook you up with mad tickets, bro. Back stage and everything.
6Animal Collective
Merriweather Post Pavilion

The Hipster: I get that you might have discovered the band before I did. Really, I do. You don't need to constantly remind me how much better they were before they signed that awful record deal to that greedy corporation and sold out. Of note: person is probably wearing toms/crocs and wears bottle glasses.
7Foster The People

The Complainer: Why haven't they played "insert famous song here" yet? Why is it so cold in here? Where the fuck is the bathroom in this shithole? Why are there so many people in my way? How come I can't get close to the stage? Why were the corn dogs sold out? Ughhh, this band sucks anyways. I don't even know why I'm here. They haven't even played "Pumped Up Kicks" yet. That's the whole fucking reason I came to this dump. Fuck this band, I'm leaving.
Reign In Blood

The Mosher: Mosh pits are expected at most heavy concerts. If you do not plan on being bumped around/are bringing your girlfriend, it's probably not the best idea to get floor seats. Now, there is a code of etiquette that goes along with taking part in violently smashing into other people to the beat of "Hammer Smashed Face". 1) Don't hit people who aren't moshing. This is pretty fucking obvious. 2) Help someone up when they fall down. 3) Throwing punches will probably get you killed. And you gotta love those people that nail you in the back because they are trying to get to the action.

The Drugged Up Guy: I'm not holding your fucking cocaine, for the last time.

The Bro: Hey man, were you just lookin' at my girl? Were you? That's not cool man, not fucking cool! Why don't you take a fuckin' picture so it'll last longer?! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?! I'LL FUCKIN' BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU FOR LOOKIN AT HER LIKE THAT ohsorrysecurityguard
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