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Cream Of The Crap v2.0

More bullshit for your listening pleasure.
1Blood on the Dance Floor
EPIC


You know you're crunk when your lead singer is pulling in constant rape allegations. Just straight up ballin. This'll get your head bobbing, like you're backstage at a Blood On The Dance Floor concert. Make sure you're underage or they might not let you in. Jesus fuck, this is bad. One song and I'm already considering reporting their YouTube video for being offensive. Here's some great comments: "omg ther so AWESOME I wanna meet them backstage!!! xoxoxox" by xXSceneGURLXx, "thumbs up if when you first saw them in pics or in concert you cried cuz they were so hot" by crazyemobitch122 and "like this if you became scene for this band" by cuteKitty87 with 211 likes. Huh.
2Emmure
Felony


Alright, time for some hardcore shit! Don't you fuck around with Emmure. Okay, here's a breakdown! And another! And another! And another! And another! And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another.. And another... And another.... And another..... And another...... And another........ And another. Sweet, there's a different note, phew. It sounds like he's being molested by elephant tusks. Maybe Torsofuck was onto something after all. And wow, this video is hilarious. Wiggers, boxing, and br00tal t00ns. And now they're getting felt up. Wait, back to the boxing? Why is he wearing a NYY hat? So many questions, Emmure. Don't leave us in suspense like this!
3These Kids Wear Crowns
These Kids Wear Crowns EP


Oh for fuck's sake...more of this orange-t shirt-and-blue-pants cocksmoker synthpop? I had to actually go make a profile for this band, because they recently just signed their opening record deal and released their self-titled EP. People around the world rejoiced at the death of Metro Station. Well, this band has risen from the ashes and is about to lay claim to the world's most annoying electronic/pop-punk/power-pop/aural rapage band. Don't believe me? YouTube "Break It Up". A fucking medal to whoever can get through the first ten seconds. Thanks a lot disBand, that's Stereos and now these fucks that you've poisoned the airwaves with.
4Millionaires
Bling Bling Bling!


Because whores have feelings too. Like really. This is just fucking hilarious. Some of the lines just made me cry with their sheer beauty. "If you get me drunk, my tits will shut you up, we'll go down to the ground, play around till the morning". Like, sheer fucking poetry. And they wonder why teenage girls are starting to make underground pimp rings and auction off their peers. In what state is this video legal? Fuck, it's like they're Kesha's three best friends who follow that bitch around and try to leech off her fame. Comes off just sounding like three drunk snatches passing out outside a nightclub while that same friend is inside getting keyed in on by a bunch of forty year old guys. And it's a nightclub in Detroit.
5Hollywood Undead
Desperate Measures


What the hell? Did I stumble onto an ICP convention? Who the fuck are these assholes? Hollywood Undead? What the fuck? Why are they wearing bandanas? Holy balls, nice fucking lyrics. "So I beat the meat like I'm a fucking butcher and I pump the pussy like I'm Ashton Kutcher." Glorious. They want to see girls drink and brains shrink. Cool. When the cops show up, they're getting the finger. Alright. These dudes remind me of the guys at parties that brag about pounding 40oz in the parking lot and you find out later they had two beers. Looks like they've been channelling the spirit of Fred Durst. God, every second of this shit was like ripping another hair out of my scrotum. This is like the anthem for that hick wigger guy that works in your warehouse.
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