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It's A Sputnik Hollywood Party! Who Are You?

Inspired by the costume party list. Where would you fit in?
1Rich And Stylish Guy

You either threw the party or your name was automatically on the guest list. You arrive in a convertible with two supermodels in tow, sit on the corner and are immediately surrounded by beautiful people. Everyone knows you and most everyone loves you. You rule. Drink of choice: expensive cocktails.
2Artsy type

You wear a cardigan, a scarf and a beret to the party just to stand out. You sit with your similarly-attired friends and discuss the best and worst of the music and film industry, and look down on everyone. You neglect to dance, saying it is beneath you. All the artsy girls are sighing over you. Drink of choice: either wine or some pansy cocktail.
3Mindless Party Moron

You're there to get drunk, pick up supermodels and dance to whatever's on the stereo. You don't give two shits about the quality of the music as long as it's catchy. You finish the night throwing up on your friend's shoes outside the club. No girl has touched you, of course, except for the occasional dumb blonde. Drink of choice: DUUUHHH...BEEEER!
4Party-crasher

You somehow made it past security and are now feeling a little uncomfortable. You always wanted to be with the beautiful people, but now you're not sure where you fit in, so you just wander around looking dazed and abashed. Drink of choice: Anything that makes you look stylish.
5Popular/Nice Guy

Like the Rich Guy, you are well-known and loved in the community. You get along with everyone and are always willing to help out or raise the spirits of a group. The party gets better once you arrive, and everyone is sad to see you leave. Drink of choice: Anything in moderate quantities.
6Hot Girl

You follow the Rich Guy and the Popular Guy around, or maybe you just heard of this party and decided to come with your girl-friends. Either way, you're doomed to get gawked at by nerds all night. Hopefully, you'll get with some hot guy who listens to something other than metuhlz. Drink of choice: Girly cocktails like the Manhattan.
7Lamer/Troll

Left outside in the cold, you are severely stared down by the bouncer. You make multiple attempts to ingratiate yourself with him, and when they fail, you resort to screaming incoherently until he kicks you in the ass and/or you get shit from everyone else in line. You vow never to return to this dumb club, yet there you are the next week trying to get in again. And failing, of course. Drink of choice: The spit and bile everyone throws at you.
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