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User
Reviews 34
Approval 75%
Soundoffs 5
Album Ratings 63
Objectivity 82%
Last Active 01-20-18 3:49 am
Joined 03-28-17
Review Comments 1,022
| Getting a-HEAD!
After years of toiling away in my lab, I've finally succeeded in building a blowjob machine. I haven't seen sunlight since Clinton was in office, but it was all worth it. There are still some glitches to iron out, but the machine, which I'm calling Tutti Frutti 4000, is now operational with three settings of giving head. Available for purchase at Walmart and all related retail outlets. | | 1 |  | Radiohead
A Moon Shaped Pool
The first setting. Slow and contemplative head here, with the odd left-field twist. Makes you feel good about yourself until you realize every other moron loves it too. | | 2 |  | Machine Head
Unto the Locust
The auto pilot setting. Cold and impersonal head that has the air of being done for want of peace rather than lustful desire. Preferred by those in long term relationships and those in relationships with Jewish girls. | | 3 |  | Motorhead
Ace of Spades
Violent and unrelentingly aggressive head. Made for people who have abusive histories with their fathers, think Fight Club is a good movie, and who drink and smoke so much their cocks are half-numb. | |
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04.01.17 | Sweet head is my next setting to add. For lack of other bands with Head in title | budgie
04.01.17 | diamondhead | CompostCompote
04.01.17 | Noted. But only for our platinum members. | MuhNamesTyler
04.01.17 | Amazon Prime? | ArsMoriendi
04.01.17 | Bedhead is a band | AngryLittleAlchemist
04.01.17 | ^an amazing one : D | CompostCompote
04.01.17 | Tyler, that doesn't have Head in the title, you smarty pants you
Ars, It's also a line of hair spray, we can't afford a lawsuit | Divaman
04.01.17 | Check out Head Automatica. | Sinternet
04.01.17 | no beheaded setting? | CompostCompote
04.01.17 | Divaman, you sexy genius, welcome to the company!
Sinternet, we do not now, nor have we ever been associated with Al Qaeda. | Dewinged
04.01.17 | Talking Heads.
2 for me. Cash. | CompostCompote
04.01.17 | we can use it for our interactive setting. I feel it, guys. We may be as big as Apple. | DoofusWainwright
12.04.17 | Headswim | butcherboy
12.04.17 | we never got as big as apple.. but we definitely beat out the sham wow.. | theBoneyKing
12.04.17 | And the incels rejoiced! | butcherboy
12.04.17 | zuckerburg's musk.. mmmmmm | BlackwaterPork
12.04.17 | Wtf is this list | butcherboy
12.04.17 | this list is Spartaaaaa!!! | sixdegrees
07.17.18 | someone tweet this to elon musk | Sinternet
07.17.18 | and get called a paedophile? hell naw |
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