Snide: How Was Your Day, Sputnik?

Snide 03.29.17	Getting screwed out of a promotion is pretty shitty, but I'm doing a little better.
bentheREDfan 03.29.17	This list has a significant lack of RED. But I do dig Demon Hunter. It's been eh. A lot of last minute projects I have to do before I graduate.
Snide 03.29.17	What kind of last minute projects?
SirDrumsalot 03.29.17	Someone stole my Tapatio out of the fridge at work! How am I supposed to make my ham and cheese sandwedge now!?
Flugmorph 03.29.17	my day was pre swell tbh, carried a shitton of heavy stuff down a 5 floor building
MonotoneMop 03.29.17	Applied to a million jobs and checked my email millions of time and that's it all day every day until I die.
TheSpaceMan 03.29.17	Good so far, still gotta go out later for some errands. And snide thats sucks but gotta keep on keeping on
TheSpaceMan 03.29.17	Headache gone?
TheSpaceMan 03.29.17	Yeeee what's your climate like? Up north I'd get face raped same time, twice every year.
Feather 03.29.17	My days been good. I hung out with my best friend who I am in love with for breakfast and then jammed the Menzingers.
Satellite 03.29.17	got really high on my lunch break and left my employee badge at my apt m/
Feather 03.29.17	Also I wanna go to this event tonight at a bar and idk if I will get in as I had my ID stolen recently and they weirdly have a "no passport" policy SO my options are passport, expired ID or temporary paper ID. If I don't get in all hope is lost for humanity. Clearly I am who I say I am with 3 forms of ID.
Satellite 03.29.17	oklahoma is easily the worst place in america. my allergies obliterate me in the spring here in the desert. i think it's the unfamiliar flora. or maybe my immune system is just dogshit.
Satellite 03.29.17	@feather use the expired one. odds are they aren't going to check the expiration date. bring the temp as a backup.
Spec 03.29.17	allergies can't act up if it's always snowing *points at head
Satellite 03.29.17	louisiana has nawlins tho. and nawlins rules.
Spec 03.29.17	nah but flames are gonna clinch playoffs if they win tonight (i think my math is right) good day indeed
Satellite 03.29.17	a piss smelling shithole with amazing food and loose alcohol laws. i'll take that over fucking tulsa any day.
Satellite 03.29.17	tulsa is a much bigger city than i imagined. every time i drive through there i'm like, "whoa, tulsa is an actual city. huh."
Snide 03.29.17	I'm seeing Mayday Parade on the 7th
Feather 03.29.17	I'm seeing them on the 27th! Should be an awesome tour!
NastyCrab 03.29.17	I work in a mental hospital and today I had to help hold a patient down on the ground while he told me how he was going to kill me. Also ran into a high school friend I haven't seen in a while. Pretty decent day so far.
ianblxdsoe 03.29.17	i have 2 projects and a major test grade all tomorrow so i'm a lil stressed but other than that i'm chillin
TheTripP 03.29.17	new demon hunter is awesome yes
hal1ax 03.29.17	topically applied hella CBD oil last night and slept for like 15 hours. now im drinking coffee trying to open my eyez
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.29.17	It was pretty good until all these "funny alts" popped up : / I found out I liked Green Day last night. It's cool for a minute there I was starting to think "fun bands" weren't my thing.
Satellite 03.29.17	how high does cbd oil get you? never tried the stuff.
FullOfSounds 03.29.17	pretty chill
TheSpaceMan 03.29.17	Lol wish I had access to straight CBD. I'd probably enjoy it
ArsMoriendi 03.29.17	It's been a pretty shit day honestly.
ZippaThaRippa 03.29.17	Is that why you made all these alts
hal1ax 03.29.17	so ya straight CBD doesn't rly get u high in the same way THC does--it's mostly anti-inflammatory / muscle relaxant but apparently when u use a lot of it it sort of acts as a narcotic haha. i was pretty out of it // still am
Satellite 03.29.17	you should try smoking it
ArsMoriendi 03.29.17	"Is that why you made all these alts" Beating a dead horse isn't helping my day
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.29.17	Beating your meat will though
TheSpaceMan 03.29.17	Yeah that's why I'd enjoy it. Weeds not my thing these dayz don't like the head space like I did growing up
hal1ax 03.29.17	ya it's hard to find the heavy cbd strains around where i live. i;ve had cannatonic tho and it was prty nice. the oil is more potent tho u just have to use a bit
Satellite 03.29.17	man if i ever let something on sputnik affect my mood irl i'd probably seek professional help.
Satellite 03.29.17	i don't think weed will ever not be my thing. been blazing half my life now.
TheSpaceMan 03.29.17	Like Inna weird way I find smoking heavily in a group to be overwhelming ever since I quit for an internship in school, but I'm a king on psychs still. Idk what's up with that.
hal1ax 03.29.17	when i smoke these days i just stick to the super low thc outdoor strains that i grow. i can't hang with the 30%+ OG strains at all the dispensaries anymore. fux me up somn fiercee
Nazzadan 03.29.17	Today was okay so far, have been working in the back room at work with a couple of the boys, listening to music by artists we don't normally listen to. Went home on my break, shit more than I have in recent memory and the first flush literally did nothing. I walked back into the bathroom 10 minutes later to find the toilet in the exact same condition I left it in. Luckily, flush 2 did the trick. I am now back at work, ate a slice of pizza and am shitposting on various websites. I am off work in 3 hours, and I will go home and play Playerunkown's Battlegrounds and WoW for a few hours. Thanks for asking.
TheSpaceMan 03.29.17	"when i smoke these days i just stick to the super low thc outdoor strains that i grow" Is this a secure line??
Spluger 03.29.17	Work was meh as usual. Got a raise and a "promotion" recently which means filling in for someone when he's out/on vacation, not an actual promotion. It's not that hard of a job but all the shitty people I work with can't help but run their fuckin mouths about me doing it every time they think I can't hear them. It's starting to fuck w/ me mentally a little bit.
Spluger 03.29.17	@Satty Do you go to work stoned often? I used to till like summer 2015 but after a while I just felt like it made the time drag on longer.
Dedes 03.29.17	My day was pretty standard. Woke up, made an egg and cheese sandwhich and cinnamon hot chocolate (cinnamon in hot chocolate fucking rules btw), had some coffee, went to school, made two new friends after pushing past my gay social barriers, and yeah here I am now.
UndineParty 03.29.17	Hopped up out the bed, turn my swag on Took a look in the mirror said what's up? Yeah, I'm getting money, oh
evilford 03.29.17	one list per day! oh wait nvm day is ok. kinda busy but jammin music now so all's gud
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.29.17	"made two new friends after pushing past my gay social barriers, and yeah here I am now." what?
Satellite 03.29.17	yeah that one's a head-scratcher could you be any less specific plz?
evilford 03.29.17	gay people. WOW
Nazzadan 03.29.17	I'm confused too. Are you saying that you have gay social barriers where gay is used in place of dumb or retarded? Or are you saying that there are social barriers preventing you from being friends with the gays? Or are you saying that you are gay, and are breaking through social barriers to befriend other gay people? Truly perplexing
Satellite 03.29.17	it's like a rorsach test in text form.
Dedes 03.29.17	I actually didn't realize how head-scratching that one was, yeah I meant gay in place of dumb/retarded and yeah I know it's a really bad habit using gay as a derogatory term.
Satellite 03.29.17	yeah that's offensive, man. use "retarded" instead and you'll avoid pissing ppl off.
evilford 03.29.17	lol
Ryus 03.29.17	"yeah I meant gay in place of dumb/retarded and yeah I know it's a really bad habit using gay as a derogatory term." lmfao
TheSpaceMan 03.29.17	lmao
Nazzadan 03.29.17	The mystery has been solved, King thinks that gays are retarded. Didn't see that one coming
Dedes 03.29.17	I'm not even remotely anti-gay it's just a bad habit I picked up after all my friends using it for so long. I eventually came to realize I'm not anti gay so i was like how is this insulting? I've mostly been fine but on occasion I slip.
Dedes 03.29.17	Also Nazzadan you say that like you've got beef with me or something :p
evilford 03.29.17	mmm. beef
Nazzadan 03.30.17	I have beef with exactly one user on this site and he will almost definitely not be in this thread
Satellite 03.30.17	you can beef with me if you want
TheGreatQ 03.30.17	I found out a photograph I took will be used as an accompanying artistic piece in my college's literary magazine so that was cool.
literallyzach 03.30.17	My friend's mom is making us steak tonight! I've never really had steak before so I'm looking forward to it
Satellite 03.30.17	if you have it cooked anything more than medium rare then you're an idiot
Nazzadan 03.30.17	k i am accepting beef applications
Dedes 03.30.17	I have beef with exactly one user and that's literallyzach u motherfucker i'm the only Zach around
UndineParty 03.30.17	If you eat steak rare ur a filthy blood mouth
evilford 03.30.17	medium rare is usually perfect, depending on how places cook it
Satellite 03.30.17	"If you eat steak rare ur a filthy blood mouth" someone just got added to my shitty user rolodex
guitarded_chuck 03.30.17	i had a great day i heard that black malachite was finally going to be releasing merch ive been waiting for this all my life
Dedes 03.30.17	"If you eat steak rare ur a filthy blood mouth" I actually like Medium rare and Well done, so yeah I feel you really rare is fucking gross.
Dedes 03.30.17	Wait is snide releasing merch honestly a thing
TheSpaceMan 03.30.17	Steak rare is amazing if it's at a reputable restaurant. I don't trust myself so I cook it medium rare
Dedes 03.30.17	Yeah I mean i'm sure it can be prepared correctly but i'm just sort of paranoid. I'm not catching no mad cow disease if ya feel me.
Satellite 03.30.17	i mean it's your lives. cook all the flavor out of it and make it dry as shit if you want. you guys probably eat it with A1, too, huh? to borrow a quote from your parents, you disgust me.
Satellite 03.30.17	https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/ordering-your-steak-well-done-can-impact-your-brain-health also there's this. eating red meat is probably going to kill you eventually anyway so you might as well be able to enjoy the taste.
Satellite 03.30.17	"Steak rare is amazing if it's at a reputable restaurant" doesn't have to be a fancy restaurant. any cook worth their salt can safely prepare a rare steak.
Tyler. 03.30.17	you make so many lists slow down
Dedes 03.30.17	"you guys probably eat it with A1, too, huh?" Yes. Proudly. A1 is amazing and I daresay even a rare steak is better with A1
literallyzach 03.30.17	I had it rare and it was delicious! 4.5/5.0 (superb)
Satellite 03.30.17	i'm proud of you welcome to the winning team
betray 03.30.17	so i tell snide to chill with the lists, he skips a day, and posts a list for general discussion sweet
evilford 03.30.17	dam my mouth is watering now
Satellite 03.30.17	@betray as long as he's not cluttering the front page w/ multiple lists i don't really see the problem
hal1ax 03.30.17	ya i like rare steak tbh. oozing blood and shit
betray 03.30.17	i mean other than his insatiable desire for attention i guess I don't see the problem either
Satellite 03.30.17	have you considered that maybe you're only sating that desire by commenting here?
UndineParty 03.30.17	WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK
MyNameIsPencil 03.30.17	my mum and stepdad broke up and now my mum is moving in with her new boyfriend of one month take that all as you will
Rastapunk 03.30.17	Meh, moving on one step at a time from my recent breakup and preparing my new life and new job. You know, surviving :) Had Mr Crowley in my head for the pas two days, been listening to that solo at least five times, still gives me the chill to this day!
Dedes 03.30.17	Those solos are heavenly
widowslaugh123 03.30.17	Went to Seattle for the day. Hung out with my girlfriend. Went to some sweet record stores. Find a metal box record reissue from pil for fifty bucks. Ate some really good pizza and drank a lot of beer. Was a good day.
Snide 03.30.17	"Wait is snide releasing merch honestly a thing" https://blackmalachite.bandcamp.com/merch
guitarded_chuck 03.30.17	fuck ur cool
Snide 03.30.17	"fuck ur cool" Thanks man!
UndineParty 03.30.17	Where the wall posters and coffee mugs at
Spluger 03.30.17	Why are people so hostile to snide? Seems like a good guy 2 me
UndineParty 03.30.17	It's the cool thing to do Hop on the hate wagon
Snide 04.01.17	So my car's battery died and that was a $150 replacement. Wonderful times.
Snide 04.01.17	Jack n' the Box > McDoonads tbh
Snide 04.01.17	Where do you live six?
SteveOffProbation 04.01.17	junk food is bad 4 u
SteveOffProbation 04.01.17	six lives in the Intl space station
SteveOffProbation 04.01.17	is vermont even a state
Snide 04.01.17	@T0rts: Fam, I know junk food is bad for me. But having a couple egg and cheese biscuits before work makes the day so much better. @Six: What choices for fast food do you have there?
SteveOffProbation 04.01.17	hit the gym and down nothin but shakes n bars like ya boy
SteveOffProbation 04.01.17	bro the grocery store I work at has the most boppin donuts
Snide 04.01.17	Burger King is pretty good tbh
Snide 04.01.17	Dude I enjoy getting Chicken Nuggets from Burger King every once and a while.
Snide 04.01.17	Yeah I never get burgers at Burger King, I only get Burgers at In n' Out and a few other places. It's some good shit. They need to expand beyond just mostly California tbh.