elliootsmeuth: my least favorite part of showering

Brostep 03.07.16	list = digs?
Artuma 03.07.16
Sinternet 03.07.16	List is bands who avoid showering also
elliootsmeuth 03.07.16	true as fuck mayne
elliootsmeuth 03.07.16	"list = digs?" yea, p much
smaugman 03.07.16	you need a dressing gown
Spacesh1p 03.07.16	Honestly the morning shower is the worst. First I have to get myself out of bed, only to be challenged by having to get out of the shower mere minutes later. Both are nigh impossible.
smaugman 03.07.16	it's better to shower in the evening
Sinternet 03.07.16	yeah but it wakes you up and shit and you feel fresh for rest of day
Spacesh1p 03.07.16	I do both. Down to two showers per day now.
Flugmorph 03.07.16	#firstworldproblems confirmed
smaugman 03.07.16	i used to shower in the morning like 4 years ago, but i felt like shit afterwards. i became more tired after the shower than before it
smaugman 03.07.16	btw, two showers pr day is too much
ArsMoriendi 03.07.16	Ew what the fuck even is this list? How is rubbing a towel on yourself for a minute an "overly laborious task" I don't understand.
Asdfp277 03.07.16	some people don't dry easily
ArsMoriendi 03.07.16	"btw, two showers pr day is too much" Yeah, over-showering dries out the skin. We're supposed to only shower once a day. I love my morning showers, they give me the best reason to get out of bed lol. I have to shower in the morning, otherwise I feel uncomfortably dirty throughout the day honestly.
adr 03.07.16	delete this user
Sinternet 03.07.16	delete this site
elliootsmeuth 03.07.16	jeez
MO 03.07.16	the fuck? It takes literally 10 seconds...
MadDemonofConfusion 03.07.16	No problem with showering twice in a day if you need too after exercise
ArsMoriendi 03.07.16	Good point^ @elliootsmeuth: Idea: use a blowdryer or something.
Deathconscious 03.07.16	"How is rubbing a towel on yourself for a minute an "overly laborious task" I don't understand." maybe it takes him awhile because he has to get in between all the fat folds.
elliootsmeuth 03.07.16	lmao. skinny as fuck tho. idk, it just takes me awhile. guess i'm just overly thorough. takes me like 5 minutes
ChoccyPhilly 03.07.16	And I thought I shitpost
Royl123 03.07.16	Masterbating while showering feels awesome
Flugmorph 03.07.16	i have no shower. thats why i bath my astral body about every two days. thats enough if you ask me. more is just wasting water and bad for your skin and hair.
Spacesh1p 03.07.16	Ars definitely dries my skin in the winter but I just counter it with lotion. Rather keep my morning shower and post exercise showers than give them up lol.
Flugmorph 03.07.16	lotion. pussy
Zig 03.07.16	Winter showers are the worst.
dbizzles 03.07.16	I hate drying my beard. The rest is easy.
claygurnz 03.07.16	Lol this list, morning showers in the winter suck though.
Deathconscious 03.07.16	1 fucking destroys btw.
elliootsmeuth 03.07.16	fuck yeah it does
Asdfp277 03.07.16	drying off my hair takes like 15 minutes, and it's only like 5 inches long
Flugmorph 03.07.16	in soviet russia you are a pussy
demigod! 03.07.16	lol dank list though
Hep Kat 03.07.16	nothing in this reality or the next is more douche chill-inducing than shower shits. just the worst
Asdfp277 03.07.16	u mean douching
Hep Kat 03.07.16	no i mean having to exit the shower mid-shower to take a shit
trve 03.07.16	walk around in your bath room while drying yourself to speed up the process brb taking a shower
Relinquished 03.07.16	you wouldn't ever have that problem if you know your diet
Hep Kat 03.07.16	look man, my "diet" so to speak is like a combination of Majin Buu's and a plague rat. i never know when im finna drop a deuce
Flugmorph 03.07.16	lel
Hep Kat 03.08.16	http://m.imgur.com/7PUYSox tbh
Deathconscious 03.08.16	just shit in the warmth and comfort of the shower, thats what i do.
Hep Kat 03.08.16	ur gonna catch MRSA that way u grimey hobo fuck
demigod! 03.08.16	worst part of showering is gettin out
Asdfp277 03.08.16	^this
Hep Kat 03.08.16	...to take a shit. yes i established this earlier itt
demigod! 03.08.16	no. you shit before you shower. common knowledge
Asdfp277 03.08.16	hep u prolly hav celiac disease
Hep Kat 03.08.16	my colon is fucked tbh
Hep Kat 03.08.16	kinda resembles Rhode Island after a Magnitude 14 earthquake hit it
tempest-- 03.08.16	sometimes you feel a surprise shit coming on, you can't say thats never happened demi
Titan 03.08.16	sucks
Supercoolguy64 03.08.16	the worst part of showering is having to clean up the water on the bathroom floor
zaruyache 03.08.16	r u too poor to buy the inside-the-shower-curtain curtain thing?
MeatSalad 03.08.16	"kinda resembles Rhode Island after a Magnitude 14 earthquake hit it" fives
Asdfp277 03.08.16	u know what, i've been thinking about it while i take a shower, and i determined the evening is the perfect time to shower. showering more than once a day is damaging for the skin, so, only once. then, if u consider that most of ur dirtiness comes from going outside, then it would only make sense to get clean after u go outside. this is especially true if u go to the gym by the evening lol. like, are u gonna get dirty by staying in bed, any more than by going outside, sitting in dirty places and shit? when u go by all day w/o taking a shower, u let all those outside shit particles get in ur skin, clogging up ur pores and giving u shit acne. like, imagine all of the places u sit @ while going outside. now, u gonna let all of the bacteria and particles stay in ur butt all day AND night long, fingerin ur butthole while u sleep naïvely thinking ur anus is safe from outside intruders? it just doesn't make sense. if u gonna care 4 ur skin, or u hate being dirty, then keep ur place clean and shower once u get home, it's a safe space to chill and stuff
demigod! 03.08.16	#showerscience
alienobserver 03.08.16	tbh drying off isn't that bad it's getting out that's the worst. the cool air hits you and you're not feeling that stream of hot water anymore it's awful. but when you dry off, if you're doing it fast and you're getting friction going (especially when you do your hair) it warms you right up (or at least makes sure ur not freezing ur balls off)
Asdfp277 03.08.16	winter is the worst thing ever
MeatSalad 03.08.16	getting out isn't too bad if your bathroom isn't cold. depends on where you live really what sucks real bad is if you have a tile floor with no mats or anything to stand on after getting out
Hep Kat 03.08.16	i must admit: i am steadfastly pro-shower beers
Asdfp277 03.08.16	spiders in the shower
elliootsmeuth 03.08.16	what the fuck has this turned into
CaliggyJack 03.08.16	Fucking the struggle. I enjoy showers so much but drying is Hell especially if you have semi-long to long hair.
SitruK6 03.08.16	I don't mind the drying part so much, what bothers me is having to wake up early to shower....
ArsMoriendi 03.08.16	If you're that bothered by drying your long hair, get a haircut. Like what the fuck is wrong with some of the people on this website. Basic hygiene isn't that hard.
MeatSalad 03.08.16	yeah caliggy fuck that struggle hard
UpwardSpiral 03.08.16	I refuse to shower (in the morning)
MeatSalad 03.08.16	gross
PappyMason 03.08.16	wow
torts 03.08.16	I'm
trve 03.08.16	-törts
smaugman 03.08.16	i set the heat cables under the bathroom floor to 30 degrees, and it feels great getting out of bed with my duvet and going to sleep on the bathroom floor
elliootsmeuth 03.08.16	being the dumb american i am, i immediately thought fahrenheit and i was very concerned.
Sinternet 03.08.16	A nice toasty 30°F
smaugman 03.08.16	it's only a matter of time before america and england start using the metric system, because the system you're using now is FUCKED
Sinternet 03.08.16	England does use the metric system...
smaugman 03.08.16	you're using feet and yards arent ya
Sinternet 03.08.16	Well feet we do but yards no-one uses anymore. Unless they're like 80
elliootsmeuth 03.08.16	football (american) uses yards. but yeah, the customary system is so fucked. i wish i grew up with the rest of the world and not isolated in america. fuckin hell.