Papa Universe: The Bad in Times of Good: The Competition ROUND 8

Papa Universe 07.31.17	Just a clarification, I didn't put Satchmo up there, because I think he's bad, I just couldn't think of anyone from before the 60s to put up there at the moment.
anat 07.31.17	this is going to be a challenge
ZombieToyDuck 07.31.17	yeah agreed, tough round
Papa Universe 07.31.17	What? You thought this was a game, bitch? This is serious. I ain't no bitch, bitch, I dun bitchin and challenge you bitchez.
CompostCompote 07.31.17	Perry Como - Hot Diggity You can just Google bad songs before 60's and fill out this round because that's what most contestants will do to get their recs anyway.
bgillesp 07.31.17	I did that but am not choosing any of those songs
anat 07.31.17	cliffie stone - the popcorn song
ZombieToyDuck 07.31.17	got a good one but it isn't on the sput if I add it on here will I be good? or do I even need to?
Papa Universe 07.31.17	Is the artist here? If so, I'll just whatever the artist has. (doesn't have to be the exact album)
Papa Universe 07.31.17	Man, should have asked for the best songs, this'll be a torture, just based off of the first two suggestions.
Papa Universe 07.31.17	Next time, we're doing something positive.
anat 07.31.17	mine's not in the database and the bloke only ever had 4 singles, i mean, it's not too late to delete this list and do the topic over
bgillesp 07.31.17	I lied. Kay Starr- The Rock and Roll Waltz
bgillesp 07.31.17	I'll add to DB after work
ZombieToyDuck 07.31.17	Unique, fortunately for everyone elses' ears no it's not, so should I add it?
Papa Universe 07.31.17	If that's what you want to submit, yes.
ZombieToyDuck 07.31.17	okay!
Joeman82 07.31.17	Yeah I have no clue what to do with this round.
bgillesp 07.31.17	I change mine! Sinatra- Mama will bark
bgillesp 07.31.17	Frank Sinatra of course. It's from 1951 but the album isn't in the DB I don't think
Papa Universe 07.31.17	Will listen to those tomorrow, cause I just found out that a new Rick and Morty episode came out, so I'll go watch that a couple of times.
ZombieToyDuck 07.31.17	The Royal Teens-Short Shorts Here's the page. I just created it, so it may take a bit http://www.sputnikmusic.com/bands/The-Royal-Teens/92603/
ZombieToyDuck 07.31.17	4 down 10 to go
Conmaniac 07.31.17	woah ok i need to do some heavy research then...
bgillesp 07.31.17	Quad elim this round?
Joeman82 07.31.17	Dave Seville - Witch Doctor Why not do the song that was the origin for Alvin and the Chipmunks?
Papa Universe 07.31.17	As last time was supposed to kick 3 people out, but didn't, this time I'll kick 5 people out.
ZombieToyDuck 07.31.17	OH SHIT
Papa Universe 07.31.17	Yeah, get ready, twats.
Sevengill 07.31.17	Flying Purple People Eater (1958) gonna be in your head all day. you're welcome. TEQUILAAAA
Joeman82 07.31.17	Well, if I go out this round at least I'll have company.
Papa Universe 07.31.17	Missing: neekafat, Conmaniac, Drifter, dbizzles, DoofusWainwright, BlazinBlitzer, AsleepInTheBack
bgillesp 07.31.17	2 people had saves but why didn't you eliminate the third?
bgillesp 07.31.17	Also do you want the Frank Sinatra album in the DB?
ZombieToyDuck 07.31.17	EDIT: Is the artist here? If so, I'll just whatever the artist has. (doesn't have to be the exact album) see this comment
bgillesp 07.31.17	He said if the artist isn't in he does. Just checking about albums
bgillesp 07.31.17	Sneaky editor you
Papa Universe 07.31.17	I didn't eliminate the third, because at first I forgot, but then I realised that throwing 5 people overboard will be much more fun for me and unnerving for you.
ZombieToyDuck 07.31.17	i dont think it matters about the album he just wants the artist to be in DB EDIT: hehe
anat 07.31.17	just realised i should have been eliminated last round, sneaky devil i am
neekafat 07.31.17	I don't know any songs before the 1960s lol
Papa Universe 07.31.17	And whose problem is that?
neekafat 07.31.17	Len Spencer - All Coons Look Alike To Me
ZombieToyDuck 07.31.17	well that was quick for someone who doesnt know any songs from before the 60s ;)
bgillesp 07.31.17	Boo! Sadism is for weenies
bgillesp 07.31.17	It's albums after this round right?
Papa Universe 07.31.17	Just you wait
bgillesp 07.31.17	Missing: Conmaniac, Drifter, dbizzles, DoofusWainwright, BlazinBlitzer, AsleepInTheBack
neekafat 07.31.17	@Deadly I googled "racist songs" and that was the worst one lol
Drifter 07.31.17	Lmfao
bgillesp 07.31.17	Ooh, I didn't even think about racism. That'll hurt the listenability
Conmaniac 07.31.17	well this lil children's sounding song is so bad but the gang kids vocals make it even worse Sippin' Soda - Guy Mitchell
ZombieToyDuck 07.31.17	omg racist songs? lmao thats genius
Conmaniac 07.31.17	fuck shouldve picked a racist song
Conmaniac 07.31.17	this early interpretation of Kidz Bop will have to do tho
neekafat 07.31.17	I did my best dammit
neekafat 07.31.17	It also sounds like it was recorded with a potato
ZombieToyDuck 07.31.17	what even... this sounds like potato
bgillesp 07.31.17	Despite its potatoness (and obviously ignoring the subject of the lyrics) the song isn't unlistenable. And at only a minute long, it isn't long enough to be torturous
ZombieToyDuck 07.31.17	nah not unlistenable I suppose
Conmaniac 07.31.17	gonna be a fun round
Joeman82 07.31.17	I was going to do the racist songs, but it seemed like cheating.
Papa Universe 07.31.17	Hey, there are still sexist songs out there, if you deem recism a tad too overplayed a subject at this point.
Joeman82 07.31.17	Lmao I think my rec is good but I'll keep that in mind
Sevengill 07.31.17	I lied, I have a new pick. This makes FPPE sound awesome. Spike Jones: Der Fuhrer's Face https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZlFBSRrSR0
bgillesp 07.31.17	Dang it Sevengill, FPPE would've gotten you eliminated for sure
bgillesp 07.31.17	Are they pooping themselves every time they say Heil?
Sevengill 07.31.17	that's sure what it sounds like.
bgillesp 07.31.17	Its so comically bad that idk if I could rate it too low. Thats the trouble with several of these I think
Papa Universe 07.31.17	Drifter dbizzles DoofusWainwright BlazinBlitzer AsleepInTheBack
BlazinBlitzer 08.01.17	Spencer, Ossman, and Jefferson - "Coon, Coon, Coon" There's a video on YouTube for a version of this that I think is the original: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZbDFbh27g
neekafat 08.01.17	Glad you had the same idea haha
BlazinBlitzer 08.01.17	Yeah, prejudiced songs were definitely the worst kind of music for that time. I almost went with a Prussian Blue song until I realized their famous pile of dung debut came out in 2004 (sounds insanely dated for it to be that recent).
BlazinBlitzer 08.01.17	About the link, I have to use mobile so take the "m." before "youtube" out for it to properly work on PC.
Drifter 08.01.17	Skillet Lickers - Run Nigger Run
Drifter 08.01.17	Tbh a lot of these racist songs have great melodies
Drifter 08.01.17	Nigger love a watermelon ha ha ha for example
dbizzles 08.01.17	Fuck this round lol. I'm going to have to do some research. I didn't know there were songs before the 60's.
Drifter 08.01.17	Lmao
AsleepInTheBack 08.01.17	Lol what dbizzles said
Papa Universe 08.01.17	Need recs from: dbizzles DoofusWainwright AsleepInTheBack
AsleepInTheBack 08.01.17	Don Cornell - The Bible Tells Me So
Drifter 08.01.17	I'm probably gonna need my save for this
AsleepInTheBack 08.01.17	Not heard it but the internet has told me its bad, do it shall be so
Drifter 08.01.17	Loool
dbizzles 08.01.17	Oh for fuck's sake. I added the god damn Alvin and the fucking chipfuckingmuckfucker album with Witch Doctor to the fucking database only to now notice someone else rec'd it. Might forfeit. I did that on mobile, moving between tabs, losing data 3 times. Fuck this so hard.
ZombieToyDuck 08.01.17	Lol dbizzles that sucks man
Papa Universe 08.01.17	It seems some people here have been browsing the same 'Worst songs before 60s' lists...
ZombieToyDuck 08.01.17	Not I 😌
dbizzles 08.01.17	I've been scouring the net. Most music from the 50's is bad, but alot of the obvious picks are already here.
dbizzles 08.01.17	I'm going bow out and concede I am not elite enough for the tournament crown. Good luck, survivors.
Papa Universe 08.01.17	Wait, you're giving up?
dbizzles 08.01.17	Yeah, I guess. I don't know many songs before the 60's and couldn't find anything egregiously terrible other than stuff that has already been recommended. I'm out of my depth.
neekafat 08.01.17	Just google it bitch
Drifter 08.01.17	Just look up racist songs from the 1950s that's what I did
Drifter 08.01.17	Just pick a random one with coon and/or nigger in the title
ZombieToyDuck 08.01.17	No suggested rec dbizzles?
neekafat 08.01.17	Glad everyone liked the racist angle haha
Drifter 08.01.17	Loved it
dbizzles 08.01.17	Fuck you, neeka lol. The Playmates - Beep Beep
Joeman82 08.01.17	Well I mean, racism and the first half of the twentieth century go hand and hand
Sevengill 08.01.17	BROWN SUGAR HOW COME YOU TASTE SO GOOD I SAID YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, WHOO JUST LIKE A BLACK GIRL SHOULD
Drifter 08.01.17	Black girls taste good? That's what I'm getting from these lyrics
Sevengill 08.01.17	a song about a slave owner raping his women wouldn't fly today but I didn't feel like going there right off the bat
Drifter 08.01.17	Looool
Papa Universe 08.01.17	Just a quick heads up, round 9 will come tomorrow, as I have my usual stuff to post and I already stretched the hell out of the 'one list a day' rule.
DoofusWainwright 08.01.17	John Cage '4'33' Dumb round, dumb pick, hope you listen to this in full a few times before making up your mind
bgillesp 08.01.17	I rec'd a Frank Sinatra song so definitely not on a Google list of worst 50s songs
bgillesp 08.01.17	And you can still give us results before tomorrow
Papa Universe 08.01.17	You'll get your results right now, but you will have to wait until tomorrow for round 9.
Papa Universe 08.01.17	A lot of these aren't in the database
ZombieToyDuck 08.01.17	Need some help with adding them Unique?
Papa Universe 08.01.17	nah
Papa Universe 08.01.17	Everybody found a loophole in this and now the entire list is filled with racist songs, written in the 19th century. So because you all thought yourselves to be such smartasses (and also because it upset Drifter so much...and I'm such a sadistic cunt), here's what I'm gonna do. I'll turn the mildest song into a winner and the worst into an eliminated loser. Just like round 6. D'you have a PTSD attack yet? Tough fucking titties.
Papa Universe 08.01.17	syke
ZombieToyDuck 08.01.17	nice sticking it out :)
Papa Universe 08.01.17	God I love being obnoxious.
ZombieToyDuck 08.01.17	yeah you're definitely a dad, and we are definitely those kids you never had lol
ZombieToyDuck 08.01.17	glad I didn't stick with the crowd on this
AsleepInTheBack 08.01.17	This just in: unique was a dick ... again. Though I did well consequently so whoo
Papa Universe 08.01.17	May this be a lesson to you, kids. Just because somebody's old, doesn't mean they're just, wise and righteous. In fact, most of us are cunts.
ZombieToyDuck 08.01.17	Well I mean I don't blame Unique honestly the whole band wagon thing is a bit cheap
Sevengill 08.01.17	I really considered Mama Will Bark but Sinatra's singing on it is actually tolerable. In the middle again, I'll take it again.
Papa Universe 08.01.17	The ones, who came through, I suggest you research albums with less than 20 votes on Sputnik. Just a hint.
ZombieToyDuck 08.01.17	at this point its the safest bet man lol
ZombieToyDuck 08.01.17	And will this finally be good recs not bad ones?
Papa Universe 08.01.17	no comment
ZombieToyDuck 08.01.17	Intrigued
Joeman82 08.01.17	No! I had a shitty rec that wasn't racist! RIP
Drifter 08.01.17	Unique what the fuck
Drifter 08.01.17	You hoe
AsleepInTheBack 08.01.17	Lol
Conmaniac 08.01.17	this is fucking hilarious
BlazinBlitzer 08.01.17	Ahhh fuck. Serves me right for lacking creativity though. It's been fun, I wanna stick around to see who wins.
bgillesp 08.01.17	Only the middle of the road is safe. The ways of the Buddha will guide us
Conmaniac 08.01.17	yeah idk how to even rec things anymore....ive gotten lucky af twice now
Sevengill 08.01.17	didn't you all watch Survivor back in the day if you win you end up with a target on your back
bgillesp 08.01.17	If the next round is for under 20 ratings, Doof is gonna be upset he can't subject you to the Tiger Lillies
bgillesp 08.01.17	I thought of 4'33" but didn't rec it because I thought it was more modern. Glad I didn't pick it
neekafat 08.01.17	BITCH
neekafat 08.01.17	I think I shoulda gotten a save on that one because I was the first one to do the racist thing lol
bgillesp 08.01.17	Racism doesn't earn a save
Drifter 08.01.17	Racism m/ m/ m/
Drifter 08.01.17	Also yeah bullshit round, bullshit competition, bullshit everything
dbizzles 08.01.17	lol what???? I won?!?! YES.
Conmaniac 08.01.17	anything can happen with this comp...
Papa Universe 08.01.17	"Wireless racism! The future of the past is now."