| Top Five Bands That Are Based On Jungian Archetypes |
| 1 | Yes
All one name bands... and I saved the best worst for last. I beg to hear their
wonderous stories, this fragile band of rotating clowns...or NO Clowns if you're also
a Frank Herbert fan you tormented Tormato lovers... have mastered the exquisite
art of genius and lunacy... the greatest and the worst music in rock/roll history...
tell me no Tales, and I will give you and I climb over valleys of endless C's... I give
you the greatest assemblage of musicians to never be credited as the rock gods
they are... Yes, at the tender age of 45, with a lead guitarist who looks like the
crypt keeper, are the epitome of ROCK AND HOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
ON...MUHAHAHAHAHAhahaha.... |
| 2 | Genesis
From 1969 to 1969.5, these guys weren't sell-outs... then a father figure named Phil
came along and ruined the best progressive rock group ever invented, save for
number 1... they created it by selling england by the pound and sold out to
corporate DUKES...It's no fun being touched by invisible aliens... Here comes the
flood... Gabriel said "am I my brother's keeper"? Genesis are ROCK AND
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... MUHAHAHAHAHA... |
| 3 | Rush
TOM SAWYER? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Mark Twain invented him, these guys think
they can make a song based on a character created by an old southern racist?
They sing wise... they have the mystical number three.. and superior musicianship.
At least they aren't KISS or Styx. I will choose free will to call these guys ROCK
AND KEWL....MUHAAHAHAHA.... |
| 4 | Styx
They make you think they are from the underworld..when they're just a bunch of
average musicians with a few decent licks but the name pays their way to cross
that wicked river...their toll to the devil, evil doers ROCK AND
SHOAL...MUAHAHAHAHA... |
| 5 | KISS
The worst band makes the best band. They are the tricksters.. they trick retarded
people into thinking they are talented. Rock and ROAL MUAHAHAAHA.... |
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