Life's Not Out To Get You - Neck Deep Ranked
This album has no goddamn business being this good. |
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Life's Not Out To Get You
I Hope This Comes Back To Haunt You
This album is like if you and your best friends were in an animated film and you all lived in some modern day suburbia and had girl problems and spent your weekends sneaking into football games and playing with airhorns on golf courses. |
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Rock Bottom
But at the same time there has to be more to life than this! Soon you discover that under your homes lies a magical world of fairies, magic mushrooms, and snakes with hats. |
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Life's Not Out To Get You
Gold Steps
Some serious Lovecraft shit, actually. There's this giant demon with an octopus on his head and he's gunning for you and your buds and he wants to rape your faces. |
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Life's Not Out To Get You
Kali Ma
Hijinks ensue, and you and your friends go on the adventure of a lifetime, complete with Lord of the Rings-style quests, Led Zeppelin guitar battles, and subtle Freudian slips into madness. |
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Smooth Seas Don't Make Good Sailors
Adventures take a turn for the worse! You lose your sense of identity and shit like that, and that sexy fair maiden elven chick who was eyeballing you is there for you and listens to you whine about not having a purpose and not trusting anyone and then you shag. Or don't, if you're not of that sexual preference. |
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Serpent
Turns out the fair maiden is snaky. Your soul is absorbed into a necklace on her chest and like your best friend must sacrifice himself to break the curse of that foul wench! He becomes Dave the Fuccboi at the Pizzeria into Davis the Semi-Internet Famous Idiot Who Went On This Trip As A Dare. |
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Lime St.
Davis went on to win the Darwin Award. |
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December
In an anime-like epic battle, you and your remaining friends and your newly found girlfriends/boyfriends of elven descent scream each other's names really loudly and charge into Cthulhu (or Nyarlathotep if you wanna be a hip in your story). Using the power of angst and friendship, you successfully kill a God. I don't know how else to explain that shit. You killed a God. |
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Threat Level Midnight
All's well in the world, even though one of the deities that was central in its creation and balance is now gone because you just annihilated them with your bare fucking hands. You return home a little bit older, and find that life's not out to get you. Life is what you make it, and you spend the rest of your life unemployed moving from commune to commune like a modern day Neal Cassady. Douchebag extraordinare. |
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Life's Not Out To Get You
Citizens Of Earth
I really don't know why I made that. Please believe me when I say that I'm a better writer than that. |
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Life's Not Out To Get You
Can't Kick Up The Roots
Album's really good for making you feel like you're a special snowflake, and that you have any talent in a non-mathematical field. |
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Life's Not Out To Get You
The Beach Is For Lovers (Not Lonely Losers)
List doesn't even matter. Album plays like a little comic book story; should be listened to in its entirety. Besides, the quality of each one depends on the one that I'm currently playing. I just shuffled the album and placed the songs in the order they came up. |
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