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A Celebration of Musical Shite

I'm of the firm belief that the absolute worst of music should be as equally celebrated as the best. However, in this case we won't look at the kind of awful we just hate and move on, these fine samples are things which are so bad you just have to take a step back and clap...or laugh yourself to tears. Bands not added to the database I've just used a Cattle Decapitation album to show them off. There's well know classics of trash here and some more obscure turds to spice things up. If anyone's got some trash to suggest just post away, have fun seeing the worst music has to offer.
1MetaL BrotherS
Thunders - Demo


Play track 3 and wait until 1:17. To quote FullOfSounds: "People often cite some of the best moments in music as the crescendo in a Godspeed song, the guitar strumming of a Pink Floyd song, or the instrumental swells of a Radiohead song. Well I beg to differ. 1:17 in Electric Chair tops all" https://www.jamendo.com/album/68083/thunders-demo?language=en
2Corey Feldman
Angelic 2 The Core


The live performance which is The Room of music, everyone knows it but it has to be posted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx6I6h0htQA
3Sand (JPN)
Death to Sheeple


Next level hardcore dumbarses, doing their silly dances before the song even starts. You feel your IQ drop and record speeds and it becomes endearing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-GGoPivL2U
4Chelsea Grin
Chelsea Grin


Possibly the worst live vocal I have ever seen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZsBScgEKOQ
5Unleashing My Demons
Tran​(ce​)​scen(e​)dance


Just wait until the clean vocals come in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEDkzrrqRrk
6Cattle Decapitation
Humanure


Bakteria - Lyrics of a edgy 12 year old's band who has ADHD with guitar solo that sounds they mashed piano notes together for 30 seconds, magic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10jXqVznhtw
7DoomThrone
Skeleton Veiled in Flesh


The soundtrack to the most drawn-out, painful constipated shit you've ever taken: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkqq54XADbo
8Cattle Decapitation
Humanure


Zooc - Melodically inept Visual Kei. They're ugly as shit and amateur as fuck too, they can't even get that right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7nQpu8fmPo
9Cattle Decapitation
Humanure


Keydragon - Every bad stereotype of Power Metal...but even worse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FspmWdNjQd8
10Falling in Reverse
Fashionably Late


Just for the first verse, wow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcbOfVKSMkA
11Anal Cunt
Fuckin' A


I've never been a live performance where a band gave less of a fuck, kind of incredible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R9sviIQcOw
12Lie Or Liar
LIE OR LIAR


The facial expressions make this masterpiece of shit, oh and of course "WITHOUT YOUUUUU!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ6aGkV4BJY
13Dot Dot Curve
Your Ears Will Bleeping Bleed


Not funny per say but we need to fill the Crunkcore quota since it's such abysmal dogshit by default: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8eqd1tpgV0
14Cattle Decapitation
Humanure


Beat - Melodically inept Visual Kei [2] Just with a welping dog for a singer instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kbgHc7lZi8
15Satanic Destroyer
Corruption


Just jam 'True BM' and you'll be blessed by trve teachings on Black Metal: https://smellthestench.bandcamp.com/album/109-corruption
16Spermswamp
Extreme Cream


...yeah I don't even know what to say about this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXmz_AphfGs
17Thallahu Akbar
DJihad EP


I feel bad for laughing at this but I couldn't help it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAegBijFtqU
18Etienne Sin
Sinna: Volume 1


You ever wanted awful Metalcore over Lil Jon shouts with a white girl saying "I'm that nigga?" I didn't either: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njkdd0pWH8c
19The Shaggs
Philosophy of the World


Have to end it with this classic, a drum solo that sounds like they're building a shed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY
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