Caffeign
01.02.14 | I've never done drugs, haha
Buzzov-en
Bongzilla
Electric Wizard
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mryrtmrnfoxxxy
01.02.14 | sweet pic |
Mort.
01.02.14 | just listen to loveless |
Avagantamos
01.02.14 | dmt is fun. I saw big colorful rectangular webs in the forest |
SCREAM!
01.02.14 | Electric Wizard hard
Sleep
Boris
Down
Bongripper |
wabbit
01.02.14 | i did drugs; then realized that my entire identity and the identity of everyone i've ever met is just a fake defense mechanism and that you don't exist
lolz |
SCREAM!
01.02.14 | fuck |
SkaCali1991
01.02.14 | wabbit- first time users can have funny stories i guess, but in the long run i guess it doesnt get so funny... |
TAB
01.02.14 | one time i did like 850mgs of dxm and spent the night listening to fear of a blank planet while on my
couch in the fetal position,while watchin 12 monkeys.i swallowed upwards 50 red gel caps in the span
of 5 minutes on a empty stomach, and threw up straight red gel like an hour or two later. |
SkaCali1991
01.02.14 | wow tab that must have been some night |
zakalwe
01.02.14 | Yeah one of my mates had such a mind debilitating case of the horrors he nearly killed himself, got sectioned and has never truly recovered. Absolutely fuckin hilarious! |
TAB
01.02.14 | it ended at 6am watching star wars and debating between my friend, who was also tripping balls, how fucking terrible that movie is. |
SkaCali1991
01.02.14 | zakalwe- god that mustve at least been scary and tab haha i once watched guys try to take their coveralls off for an hour while cooked
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StJimmyRocks92
01.02.14 | Never done drugs myself I've got some good stories about other people doing them.
Best one was when one of my friends was having a party so he decided to buy weed for everyone to smoke that night. I got there first and he was all excited about the great deal the guy he bought it from gave him. He said he had payed $10 for $25 worth. So we went down into his basement and he pulled out this gum packet that had a ziplock bag rolled up in it. He pulls it out and there was a bit of weed that was about the size of a dime and I couldn't contain my laughter at how stupid he was. Later on the party is starting and we was all excited about smoking his first joint so he ran inside, got the weed, and promptly dropped it in his yard and it was never seen again. |
zakalwe
01.02.14 | Ska it was the worst dude, haven't touched a narcotic since except the good ol fashioned white mans burden. (Alcohol) |
TAB
01.02.14 | once i was hangin out with a few buds n one of them had picked up a g to blaze a little, so we're out in the forest in a circle and the dudes given a grinder, but is instructed to hold it in his hand because its missing the bottom chamber. so he grinds the entire gram and forgets about the bottom, takes his hand off the grinder and entire now powdered g falls flat into mud. |
SkaCali1991
01.02.14 | hahah dumbass |
Ryus
01.02.14 | just listen to loveless [2] |
SitarHero
01.02.14 | I was in a bar meth'd out of my head so I started jacking off and someone called the cops, so I had to fight off 15 cops while trying to finish.
Oh wait, that wasn't me. But still, meth is a helluva drug.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/andrew-frey-man-masturbates-bar-2969797 |
SkaCali1991
01.02.14 | You wish that'd been you |
SitarHero
01.02.14 | I only wack it at the theater or at stoplights, like a normal citizen. This guy was a weirdo. |
TheSpaceMan
01.02.14 | Me and a buddy were tripping balls from some nice tabs, like some hardcore visuals and running minds, and decided we REALLY needed to smoke, but had no bowl and didnt feel like dealing with papers. So we walked into our local grocery store at 10:00PM and searched for a nice apple to make a bowl out of. The apple was located, a nice plump .8 pounder, and we went to go checkout. No customers were in line at ANY of the cash registers, yet all the cashiers just seemed to stare at us and not offer their service. They just continued to glare at the two awkward kids with massively dilated pupils holding the largest apple in their inventory. Finally I held it up and was like "I'm tryna buy this apple" and some hot chick rolled her eyes and was like "I'll ring you up" and every other cashier (who all happened to look like me sweet and loving grandma) were staring at us during the entire checkout process, giving us the look of "We know exactly what you are doing wit that apple". We paid the $1.35 and I tried to make small talk to the cashier about how we were gonna make an amazing pie and we NEEDED that fucking apple right at that fucking moment but she didnt even respondso it just made thing worse. then they asked if we needed bags. I panicked and said "yeah" and then I could tell she was about to loose it so I just quickly walked away with the apple in my hand and my friend waited to get the bag anyways. She gave it to him and when he met me outside the store, we walked to his car through the parking lot. Every single soccer mom putting their groceries in the car were starring at us as we walked down the lanes, as if the apple was disrupting the space-time continuum, attracting the PTAs like Nazguls to the ring. As soon as we managed to get into his car, we exploded laughing and smoked easily a gram right in the parking lot, ate the apple, and peaced hard |
itsalltherage
01.02.14 | ...I have one but will probably be even longer than that ^
Was an interesting stoner story though lol |
TheSpaceMan
01.02.14 | shit that was long, my apologies |
jdennis31
01.02.14 | a week after I moved to the states, me and my buddies from korea all took 2 bottles of robotussin and went to an all night laser tag thing. it was pretty fun, and really fucking awkward. the last game was iron man, which was a 45 minute match. I sat in a corner and shot people running by the entire time.
i lived in a kind of shitty neighborhood when I first moved here, and my friend came to visit from iowa. he asked if we lived in a safe place, and I told him yea. we took some shrooms that night, and around midnight two people got shot in front of my apartment building. luckily, it took a while before the police knocked on our door to ask if we witnessed anything. |
SkaCali1991
01.02.14 | And Dennis Jesus Christ that's sketchy nice story |
mryrtmrnfoxxxy
01.02.14 | js a sketchy guy |
jdennis31
01.02.14 | psh. nuh uh. people seem to like me because I am polite, and I am rarely late. |
wabbit
01.02.14 | Any time someone starts talking about having "visuals" as part of a drug story you can just safety assume that person has an IQ under 80 |
mryrtmrnfoxxxy
01.02.14 | probably the visuals did tht to them |
TheSpaceMan
01.02.14 | are you fucking stupid? |
jdennis31
01.02.14 | what? if you're talking open-eye visuals like flying pigs, then I call bullshit, but you get plenty of visuals from hallucinogens. Shit, you can get crazy close-eye visuals from any mind altering substance. |
Snake.
01.02.14 | boner rock |
TheSpaceMan
01.02.14 | right? I was seeing kaleidoscope fractals of rainbow bliss not a fucking elephant |
jdennis31
01.02.14 | werd, I get that from acid. shrooms just kind of makes everything seem like it's breathing. dmt is the craziest visuals I've gotten without needing to be in a dark room or anything. best open eyed visuals i've gotten are in completely dark rooms while on dxm. |
Avagantamos
01.02.14 | wabbit confirmed 12 year old |
SkaCali1991
01.02.14 | Now now |
Mongi123
01.02.14 | My best friend took some sort of drug that makes you trip but I forget which one. Anyway while he was tripping he began to freak out because he thought he was possessed by Stu Pickles. |
SkaCali1991
01.02.14 | Oh my god that must have been horrifying |
Mongi123
01.02.14 | I can't remember anytime I laughed so hard when he told me about it. So absurd lol |
VisionsFromTheDarkSide
01.02.14 | Man all you guys have really crazy stories, then there's me like "Yeah I was once so stoned I ate two large McDonalds meals in a row and threw up"... |
sniper
01.02.14 | yeah i have taken fuckloads (10+ hits sometimes) of acid and never seen the kind of open-eye visuals ppl think acid gives you. it's not like you ever see shit that isn't there, but up around 6 or 7 hits you start seeing some crazy auras and stuff around people. everything just looks like it's blossoming. only drug that ever made me feel truly separated from reality is dmt, but on that you don't really move anyway, just eyes closed, mind in another place completely. |
Mongi123
01.02.14 | Haha I don't have any crazy stories myself. I just smoke weed but some pretty lol thoughts run through my head. As does everyone that smokes it probably. |
anarchistfish
01.02.14 | there was that one time i k-holed but otherwise not really |
TheSpaceMan
01.02.14 | Damn dude I've never had a chance to try DMT, that must've been incredible. Lucy gives me more "pretty" visuals that I tend to like more, Shrooms is a roll of the dice everytime and makes things really foggy but I definitely experience that breathing too. DXM is more of a body trip for me, never have had any visuals other than swimming of walls or pavement, even at really high doses. RCs have given me some strange hallucinations, like purple filters or spiraling reality that somehow seem "fake" |
sniper
01.02.14 | my one friend had a bad acid trip once where he thought someone was following him and kept imagining having to stab someone to death. ended up being noticed by a bus driver of all peopke, who called the cops and tried to detain him. he was apparently talking to himself and walking around in circles. ended up getting arrested and hospitalized, spent 10 hours strapped to a gurney (sp?) trying to describe what tripping was like to the cop who arrested him. |
anarchistfish
01.02.14 | paranoia when you're on something is the worst |
TheSpaceMan
01.02.14 | damn sniper, do you know if it is illegal to be tripping? like without any contraband, is it considered public indecency or something? |
SkaCali1991
01.02.14 | Man sniper your stories and intense |
anarchistfish
01.02.14 | taking lsd is illegal yes |
Avagantamos
01.02.14 | I once took 4mg of 25i (which is a shit load) and I stared at that picture of the Lift Yr Skinny Fists cover with the cat on it for probably about 3 hours total that night. Major visual distortions and my mind was spinning out of control I could not keep my thoughts straight. Pretty fun trip but coming down I had a pretty bad headache. |
SkaCali1991
01.02.14 | I can't imagine |
sniper
01.02.14 | mushrooms are weird, make me sweat a lot and i always feel claustrophobic, lsd is a lot easier on me oddly enough. never had a bad trip on anything tho, i tend to be pretty level-headed. dmt is v intense tho, downright scary at first. |
PunchforPunch
01.02.14 | http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/315/5/9/straight_edge_by_kleptocorpse-d5kpw1d.jpg |
sniper
01.02.14 | public intoxication is illegal in most places. he is actually lucky that he lost the backpack he had been wearing, we used to sell and he had upward of half a sheet on him when he started tripping. i mean it sucks to lose the money but prison sucks far worse |
YakNips
01.02.14 | I overdosed on Bynodril at my friend's grandparents house and the next morning apparently I was trying to put their rug in my back but said it couldn't fit because of the Mexicans. Then I went to the hospital. |
Avagantamos
01.02.14 | lol |
anarchistfish
01.02.14 | friend's friend got arrested for trying to take md into a club. Normally they just confiscate it or send you away but he had enough on him for them to suspect him of distribution. Got released the next day though |
Avagantamos
01.02.14 | that's probably the only drug I've done that I don't like. not a huge fan of dxm, but it's alright. seems a lot of sputdinks like it though |
Avagantamos
01.02.14 | benadryl that is |
anarchistfish
01.02.14 | "I overdosed on Bynodril at my friend's grandparents house and the next morning apparently I was trying to put their rug in my back but said it couldn't fit because of the Mexicans. Then I went to the hospital."
wow |
anarchistfish
01.02.14 | hallucinogens are v hard to find where I'm from |
Trebor.
01.02.14 | It's so sad that Sasha Grey retired right before HD porn became the standard |
SkaCali1991
01.02.14 | GOD BLESS YOU TREBOR |
itsalltherage
01.02.14 | Warning - long story/essay below |
itsalltherage
01.02.14 | I've been caught by the cops on multiple occasions with weed or paraphenalia on me or in my car. A whole single story in full detail would be too longwinded & dull since its kind of 'had to be there in the moment' stuff probs - so will just give some examples of why these might be slightly different from your average 'caught green-handed' stories.
Obviously it doesn't seem that big of a deal for most unless you're a dealer. So bear in mind this can be a pretty intense situation when under the influence - & also be aware that for the majority of those times, I was residing in a particular South East Asian country that regards foreigners under the age of 18 as adults, with a notorious proclivity for holding up their end of the compulsory death sentence warranted by whatever they choose to vaguely deem as 'drug trafficking' in any sense of the phrase.
Luckily for me - the police are also notorious for being open to 'negotiations' if you can bullshit with enough sincerity to convince them of your remorse regarding your unitended discrepancies. & despite multiple encountering these situations far more often than I would have liked to - that is why I'm still yet to set foot in a police station for anything to do with drugs.
Ironically, I've had to pay more in 'fines' when wriggling out of getting a ticket for having too many people in the car - even more so due to the fact that in that instance I had just told my best mate to get out & go for walk seconds after we had been pulled over as there were 4 freshly rolled joints that were in the pack of baccy he had just picked up off the back seat.
I don't even know what to say about the fact that this same guy got caught later that night whilst trying to sneak off with another guy for a joint to themselves. This resulted in him dropping the spliff after being trapped in an alleyway by three police bikes - absolutely lost his shit when they threatened to take him to the station, my other mate was too droned/strunk to function by that point so wasn't much help - & therefore they didn't handle the 'negotiations' part too well.
Long story short - they made him empty his wallet so he ended up shelling out around $350 US in local currency. All of which was meant to be spent on champagne & clubbing fees for his birthday that night. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention it was his 17th birthday? Fucking lol. |
SkaCali1991
01.02.14 | oh my godddd dude your diction is so passionate "Fuckinh lol" is right god damn! |
demigod!
01.02.14 | the one time i did mushrooms i tripped out and thought i was an old, crazy junkie living on the streets being ignored by society for doing drugs.
was probably a bad idea to trip in the company of 2 needle pushers that i didn't know on my first time, but oh well |
SkaCali1991
01.02.14 | oh well haha dang |
AnimalsAsSummit
01.02.14 | dmt is by far the most interesting drug ive ever done as well as the most beneficial in the long run. i wouldn't call my experiences with it particularly funny, but i was laughing after every single one..... we're all just these loops of energy for a larger whole..... thinking we're individuals...... by far the weirdest aspect of deems though is the incredible sense of eerie deja vu i got from it. i only speculate about ideas, but i completely sensed that this was where i was before birth and will go when i die. i dont entirely believe this, but i received that message in a way i cant really deny.... also id advise against dmt if you're purely looking for a high. your body is just gone in terms of sensing anything you could before. the one friend I had who had not done psychedelics prior to dmt was quite afraid of the experience he received, attempting to grab on to whatever he could. generally most people ive done it with do what i tend to do; sit up straight with eyes clothes, and start breathing in this very controlled, deep way. the entire process of it is an extremely curious phenomenon, but i dont think people should try it as their first psychedelic (which is what has occurred more as of recent with its newfound viral popularity). |
Avagantamos
01.02.14 | got me in the mood to go out tonight and finish up my collection of dmt |
TheSpaceMan
01.03.14 | do you guys extract your own DMT? I've never seen it sold before, and I'm constantly around hard drugs |
Avagantamos
01.03.14 | I got mine online, but I've known it to be for sale around too |
jdennis31
01.03.14 | i got the memosa roots but couldn't find some simple ingredients that you were supposed to be able to buy at a pool store and didn't want to order it. lots of jail time for that shit.
supposed to be pretty easy to extract though. |
Avagantamos
01.03.14 | I should try |
jdennis31
01.03.14 | should try to extract dxm first. pretty easy and the high is so much cleaner and better all around than in liquid form. |
jdennis31
01.03.14 | can get everything you need from walmart too. |
demigod!
01.03.14 | how do extract dxm? |
Gwyn.
01.03.14 | I usually just stay in my house when I get really high, just tripping to music or games or some shit so no
maybe next time tho |
SkaCali1991
01.03.14 | home is where the heart is |
jdennis31
01.03.14 | was looking for the way I did it, but I haven't done anything other than smoke bud for the last 5 years and it seems there are better methods.
this one looks super easy and good.
http://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/1bj1ba/ |
jdennis31
01.03.14 | they must have started making cough medicine a lot better. in the past I had to use rubbing alcohol in order to extract some of the bad ingredients. everything just separates with water now |
demigod!
01.03.14 | interesting i may have to try that.... might have to wait til after winter though cause it's not something i'd wanna do inside, seems messy |
Avagantamos
01.03.14 | have a sink? |
AnimalsAsSummit
01.03.14 | Bought mine from a friend who extracts his own. Perhaps one day I will muster the effort to try it myself :) |