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Why Mastodon Is So Damn Cool
1Mastodon
Remission


They're named after an extinct relative of elephants that are cool as shit. Also Mastodon
means nipple tooth and nipples are awesome.
2Mastodon
Leviathan


They made an album about Moby Dick, and Moby Dick is cool as fuck. Also this album is the
goddamn motherfucking tits.
3Mastodon
Blood Mountain


They've never made a bad album. All of their full lengths kick more ass than Arnold
Schwarzenegger in Commando. And they actually write some catchy ass shit, a rarity in
today's metal scene.
4Mastodon
Crack the Skye


This album.
5Mastodon
The Hunter


The band doesn't play it fucking safe. They could've kept making Crack the Skye's and people
probably would've been okay with it...but they didn't. All of their albums are pretty fucking
different, yeah they have some common elements but I dare you to find me a Mastodon release
that didn't bring something new to the band's style/sound.
6 Mastodon
Once More 'Round the Sun


They have the most badass album art I've ever seen. Like what the hell is even going on
in this one? Their album covers are either trippin' balls or just look fucking badass as fuck. Even
Remission's artwork has shit goin' down. Like is that horse yelling while evaporating in to
smoke? What the actual fuck?
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