Jake from State Farm

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Douchebag Frontmen Countdown

just 20 of the biggest douchebag frontmen in rock related music. also non-frontmen douchebags = mike portnoy and lars ulrich. this is a pretty loose ranking. please feature me its my lifelong dream and i actually tried to make this list interesting!
20The Story So Far
Under Soil and Dirt

parker cannon - misogynist+general douchebag. i guess he gets tired of screaming fangirls because who wouldnt
19Green Day
American Idiot

billie joe armstrong - onstage meltdown at a festival because their set cut got short and EVERYONE WANTS MORE GREEN DAY OFC, whiny and self-centered douchebag
10,000 Days

maynard james keenan - insists no cameras and no recordings of their live shows, demands tool be treated differently than other bands on guitar hero because tool is oh-so-special. also only wants to talk about puscifer and his wine in interviews
Definitely Maybe

BOTH liam and noel gallagher - liam is more of a douchebag, but noel is up there. i mean its a brother douchebag compitition!!!
16Breaking Benjamin
Dear Agony

benjamin burnley - fired and sued his bandmates over an "unauthorized" remix and for the rights to the band name. i guess since his name is the band pretty much, thats ok but still, DOUCHEBAG.
15System of a Down

daron malakian (not the only frontman) - immature and whiny, was an obnoxious douchebag on 2 separate interviews with the same chick and his embarassed bandmates had to defend him
Super Collider

dave mustaine - whines about metallica kicking him out 20 years the fact and cries on their documentary, then talks shit about them after that. also thinks his opinions are really important
13Stone Temple Pilots
Stone Temple Pilots

scott weiland - abandoned his band for velvet revolver because there was more money to be made, then got kicked out for drug problems. typical
12Blood on the Dance Floor

dahvie vanity - creepy pedo rapist, seen texts and fb messages from teenagers with him trying to get them to fuck him
11Limp Bizkit
Gold Cobra

fred durst - dude he had a sitcom called douchebag on cbs. look at his lyrics, hes such a douche its a running joke
Dark Horse

chad kroeger - takes himself and his band way too seriously, which is hilarious since nickelback is an objectivly band bad. in an interview he said something like "everyone enjoys nickelback because we have something for everyone", yeaaaaah ok

frankie palmeri - lol all the stupid racist homophobic shit he says just screams arrogant douchebag
Full Circle

scott stapp - total hypocrite. self-proclaimed christian, drunk druggie who cheated on his wife and made a sex tape
No Line on the Horizon

bono - man this guy thinks he can change the world and got famous off shitty music. donates a bunch of money to charity (probably to make up for his douchey personality). plus those glasses, i mean thats classic douchebaggery.
6Sleeping With Sirens

kellin quinn - all that fangirling got to kellin's head. this dude is an annoying attention whore. he says mean shit to fans all the time and it looks like an act
Frequency Unknown

geoff tate - he ran his band into the ground for years, finally got kicked out, then kept the name and kept releasing his shit under the queensryche name to make more money. way to fuck up your bands legacy bro
4Bring Me The Horizon
Suicide Season

oliver sykes - pissed on a girl and hit her in the head with a beer bottle because she wouldnt have sex with him. but hes entitled to sex from fans for being a band so i guess thats ok (update: didn't actually happen, publicity stunt)
3Guns N' Roses
Chinese Democracy

axl rose - half the time guns plays late, doesnt care about his fans much at all. primadonna whiny teenager when things dont go his way exactly

jonny craig - he scammed his fans out of thousands of bucks so he could buy heroin and other shit. also doesnt give a fuck about anyone except himself, classic narcistic
The Betrayed

ian watkins - tried to rape babies and has more child porn on his computer than i thought existed and his password is "ifuckkids" and doesnt see anything wrong with it at all. i think hes kinda a douche and dont really like him very much because im not a too big a fan of baby rape
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