LambsBread
12.08.13 | suck my dick sputnik, I came to bring the pain
goin against the grain, cus yall are insane
your brains got lower IQ than my cum stains, what a shame
but dont blame me cus yall are corny and wack
plus don't bore me with new jack rhymes
if I wanted a whore I'd give your mother some crack or a dime
but i dont have time, cuz its a full time job waking up the blind
|
Funeralopolis
12.08.13 | Bop the rock cus this list is gock
listen to altar of plagues
and then place it in your digs
its really sweet
like bread made of lamb meat
|
NordicMindset
12.08.13 | /m |
30secondstocydonia
12.08.13 | ^no |
Muisc4Life26
12.08.13 | I don't give a shit, i got gangsters fighting for my deals
blood on my heals, beating the flow like a sex appeal
my only inference is walking around the terrence, destroying reports
from curropted embarrassment, backstabbing the governement overdosing
suicidal punishment. Overall i control empires with my useless fractions
spread my words like fucking interactions. Spit my freestlyes that carry verstatile weapons of action.
|
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | str8 outta 9-2 |
Funeralopolis
12.08.13 | listening to altar of plagues
feels like I'm wandering through caves
My niggas aint even as black as this
It's like an album that's cool
Hoppin all hard, vocals like a ghoul
Its got that touch that'd make a year end list
Already submitted but maybe I can edist
Don't know if Willie will let me
That's just part of livin not free
|
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | id fuk ur mom
and maybe even ur dad
when it comes 2 u
ur ass is had
~ |
Chortles
12.08.13 | boobs |
Muisc4Life26
12.08.13 | My only connections
to find the disaster
my hands full of matter
eating some egg splatter
that cruises right in to the girls
i flatter. |
Funeralopolis
12.08.13 | keep meaning to listen to das tor
But still haven't cus I'm a whore
Fuckin for money, to get through winter
But what is winter without albums of frost
To warm my grinch heart at a cost
Probably not gonna listen though
Cus I'd rather listen to altar of plagues
Every time I spot oltnabrick post
It reminds me to listen to das tor eventually
Be will that day ever be?
|
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | i third that motion |
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | wow i feel so special |
Insurrection
12.08.13 | skele needs to get in on this |
Funeralopolis
12.08.13 | damn static that's some top lel right there |
MeatSalad
12.08.13 | i'm gay
ur gay
gay gay
poop stain
|
fr33convict
12.08.13 | Mic check
uh
uh
One two
three
four
uh |
aircycle
12.08.13 | fr33 convict more like pee on my dick
pissin everywhere can't aim for shit
insurrect my meat salad then give me a kiss
i'm not usually gay but shit, it's sputnik |
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | 5
6
7
Bitch ima send ur ass 2 heaven |
aircycle
12.08.13 | i met some bitch at the funeralopolis
told her to come with me so i could see her tits
watchin some tv flickin through the chans
i couldn't help but stare at her can(s)
"enter me" she said and i did oblige
but not before long she let out a sighs
"i have lived for this moment for all of my life"
i was twelve years old, at the time
my pp did a throb and i gave her a clob
she took hold of my knob but then started to sob
"it was my dad's funeral"
"i am an orphan now"
|
MrMackey
12.08.13 | all i see are gay niggas
covered in semen spray niggas
get out of my way niggas
cause this thug here to stay niggas
mkay niggas? |
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | Ur Lil Wayne dode |
Phlegm
12.08.13 | i had a bitch but she didnt wana keep it real
step 2 me get ur cap peeled
i got that green like a field
dang this is too eazy
leave u with 2 words, free weezy |
aircycle
12.08.13 | i got my fuckin gat
i got my fuckin rap
1300 on my SATs
read it on my fuckin tats
ur in my fuckin trap
bith u need a fuckin map
come sit on this dih
call me grandpap |
Phlegm
12.08.13 | shoutbox if any fuckboys actually wana 1v1 me on skype though no bs just bars |
aircycle
12.08.13 | take a dick in your mouth
shove it up and choke the cock
stop this fuckin madness,
kill this shit break like a rock!
fuck a girl to get aids
cum on her with the spades
passin herpes around,
circular motion be bound!
oh! damn gonna fuck you up the ass
oh! damn gonna make dis real crass
sick of all the bullshit
tired of it, fuck this [2] |
MrMackey
12.08.13 | this is a great idea for a list mkay |
Judio!
12.08.13 | Yo, gotta lot of rap on this thread
Bitch, I gotta go get some bread
Think I'll run out to the market
Gonna get in my car, I just parked it
Why is bread so damn expensive
I may have to buy whole wheat
Although sourdough is my favorite
You want me to pick up milk while I'm at the market? |
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | Kill yourself |
aircycle
12.08.13 | by pick up milk i hope you mean suck your dick
cause while i'm not outwardly gay i will admit
i frequent the dairy aisle if you know what i mean
also hit up the deli for some meat that's lean |
Judio!
12.08.13 | yes that is exactly what I meant |
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | Drinkin on some lean
Smoking on ur dads clock
I have fifty shades of grey
But ur dad is so nice
Ima leave him flayed |
aircycle
12.08.13 | staring at the clock
waiting for my santa cock
in and out my chimney cause he's been around the block |
YoYoMancuso
12.08.13 | who said raps have to rhyme
My non-rhyming raps will stand the test of time
Blue turkey green ostrich
Refrigerator condom |
Judio!
12.08.13 | but...your raps did rhyme... |
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | Cut ur bitch up
Time 2 get f'ed up
Dr Dre a bitch
Ima kill him
Goodbye mr Dre
Ur so dumb
Pop pop ur ass is a dope fiend so
Dead ass rappers always looking for dead bodies
I'm putting dre's body in the river |
YoYoMancuso
12.08.13 | i'll use iambic pentameter
to penetrate a goose with an apple cobbler
would you like some thousand island dressing
with that diss salad
find a rhyme i dare you |
Phlegm
12.08.13 | juidoruso getting me flustered
dont really care tho, cus he is a buster
leave him as a ghost
when i hit him with the toaster
3 bad bitches in my lounge |
Phlegm
12.08.13 | u can take that to rap genius niggas |
Judio!
12.08.13 | I dropped out of the battle a long time ago bro get with the program. |
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | Going coo-coo and kooky as Kool Keith |
YoYoMancuso
12.08.13 | Seven is my favorite color because it smells like eight
I need some antacids
because of all the Mr. Pibb i drank through my ear canal
with a hypodermic needle made of styrofoam fetuses |
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | Balls deep
I'm on the creep
Steve Carrell so u can loose ur virginity
Y'all some dumb motherfuckers
Chicken head cluckers
Bout to fry ur ass up
Put the jelly on like smuckers |
RogueNine
12.08.13 | YoYo is clearly winning this one. |
sailSAway
12.08.13 | daaayum yur jaws would drop if you saw thuhm
my damn balls more blue than yo bubblegum
imma go see my friend and get some some
green, deli, or milk you jus brung it son |
Phlegm
12.08.13 | peanut butter bitch
she got the golden snitch
**** her with my wand
low key rasta mon
mon like a weekday
evrydays a strongday
have her saying mayday
i can rap okay |
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | If you think YoYo is clearly winning this one
then you probably like Hopsin
ya face ugly in the head times 10
cant believe its not butter
cocoa butter lotion |
YoYoMancuso
12.08.13 | Something tells me
you have a
herpes
ulcer
up in them pantaloons |
RogueNine
12.08.13 | Aw shiiiiii |
Phlegm
12.08.13 | rogue 9 entering the fray
finna hit him with the spray
cus u are wack son
leave u with 9 bullets like curtis jackson
(50 cent) |
deathofasalesman
12.08.13 | yo you try to fade on me
i'll throw you in a bog like stalin: JOSEPH
when a bitch is on her period
i part the red seas like i was MOSES
you wanna rap on me? you bet not TRY SON
i clean up your remains with a vacuum: DYSON |
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | yall like stevie wonder
rhymes so complex
gonna make you wonder
where you go, i cant c u
im on a boat
i can drive a boat
rick flair jumpin out the lambo
woooo |
deathofasalesman
12.08.13 | that was bad |
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | im tatted up
dreads shakin
act like you aint know my name
ima throw some Ds on a ho
if you want beef ima chip you
vip mane, im a product of the streets |
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | bout to give yo girl sexual healing
bitch my name is marvin |
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | taylor gang or die |
Phlegm
12.08.13 | finna resurrect this sales man
and dead him again
call me the undertaker
cus i wrestle with exotic bitches
im out here on my donald trump
firing fake ass weak posers
hop in my submarine
shoutout to yung lean |
gosk8n
12.08.13 | i respect women
im a good man
authority belongs to the police
gosk8n gonna keep the peace |
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | shittin on yall fuckers
i got the runs
take yo bitch
beat her up
be on that RiRi, Chris Brown |
gosk8n
12.08.13 | Seatbelt or none
im having fun
better call Saul
when im on the run |
Phlegm
12.08.13 | what? |
Necrotica
12.08.13 | Fiction, fracture to our senses
sheep collecting dust
sheep had wrought,
uniqueness for naught in a
storm created by self;
Hazed in frail imagination some are
travesties traversing the world's edge
lies abundant, clear to the pupil;
Packs, masses by dozens to hundreds
dangling on what will never be
us,
plight of billions and more
gazing the trend, bucking it not,
bowing to the swallowing
sea of faces
followed, bowing to no one. |
Necrotica
12.08.13 | Shit, I'm on the wrong thread. See ya |
deathofasalesman
12.08.13 | yo lets gosk8n
before i start batin
my master
disaster
i'm a cause for cancer
pander over
take a gander
at my ned
i call him flanders
would you like
to read a poem
take out my nuts
and then show em
to your butt
and i slap em
real hard
discard the seminal discharge
no cause for alarm
bitch
i cause harm
to your daughters arm
i broke it
because my dick
she stroked it
and my balls
she choked it
open these legs i'm showin off you better beg for your life or i'll slice your necktie bitch skate or die
ouch |
gosk8n
12.08.13 | Okay bro slow your roll
before i leave you with bullet holes
the trajectory of my bullets will go between your eyes
all the way to the back of your skull
and if you didnt know
now you dont
POW!!!!! |
Phlegm
12.08.13 | hit em with that PLAHK PLAHK PLAHK
make it hard to WALK WALK WALK
thats what happens when u TALK TALK TALK
leave u dry like chalk
lying in the gutter
u are just a dork |
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | "Fiction, fracture to our senses
sheep collecting dust
sheep had wrought,
uniqueness for naught in a
storm created by self;
Hazed in frail imagination some are
travesties traversing the world's edge
lies abundant, clear to the pupil;
Packs, masses by dozens to hundreds
dangling on what will never be
us,
plight of billions and more
gazing the trend, bucking it not,
bowing to the swallowing
sea of faces
followed, bowing to no one."
wtf is this, it doesnt even rhyme lol are you trying to show everyone up or something because this is hella lame. |
gosk8n
12.08.13 | prob sum depressing death metal lyrics |
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | SORRY WRONG THREAD I AM SMART |
oltnabrick
12.08.13 | demigod would 5 it |
Necrotica
12.08.13 | too dicking to focus |
dathvada321
12.08.13 | the world is my empire call my dathvada/
my flow fast like usain bolt catch you niggas later/
ya'll niggas wish you could spit rhymes like me/
your rhymes lame like flocka flame tired shit like jay z/
i got news for you pussies you're all chicks with no dicks/
and lame kicks like old hicks/
like the new york knicks, shootin bricks/
im lebron james; i make it rain/
i juke ya'll niggas, ankle sprain/
i bring the pain like mister t/
killin niggas since 93/
|
chemicalmarriage
12.08.13 | Sputnik, why's it got to be this way
You start to earn my respect then you throw it all away
Yo, bite the bullet and permaban skele
cuz he's a crazy fag spreadin' his cancer like jelly
What, no f-bombs in this thread
I forgot your two dads raised you so sensitive
good god I guess it's time for me to fuck off
but raven if you're reading this fuck you bitch
|
aircycle
12.08.13 | White boy on the beat rocking Gucci sneaks
All I do is win, Charlie Sheen
Started out in '06 and revived the scene
So many motherfuckers wanna be like me
Came from the lowest of lows
Rose to the top with a vision
My haters talking shit while washing
Dishes for a living
Fuck you bitches, I'm a business
I'll be kissing on your Mrs.
What you spend in 15 months is what I spend in 15 minutes |
chemicalmarriage
12.08.13 | Do you like money?
I have money and I spend it cray cray like it ain't even funny
Do you like shoes?
I have shoes and I wear them on the streets when I spend my money nig
I used to have nothing
but now I have everything so be jealous nig cuz I have everything
Nig you aint nothigin but a turd with a bird
the peanut of the turd that rots in the curd
|
aircycle
12.08.13 | ^ |
aircycle
12.08.13 | i ain't gon lie but, i'm 50 tyson
i'm from north side zone twin city Minnesota
that's where i'm from
right now i'm 16, next year i will be...what? remix |
Decay
12.08.13 | Wtf |
MyNameIsPencil
12.08.13 | Shove M80's up my butt
your mum's a slut
my raps will make the haters go "what" |
LambsBread
12.08.13 | got slicker bars than Kendrick Lamar
but that aint sayin much, cuz he sucks
both of my best friends from way back are black, ones in a sack
ones in a jar, and their ashes remind me of how wack yall are
listening to this shit they play on the radio
drinkin water bottles that turn you into gay hoes
worst part is nobody knows cuz the crack in your nose
keeps your brain froze
|
LambsBread
12.08.13 | EN, you thought that was the end
of my rhyme? shit no, i've got some more time.
im only five nine and thats fine cuz ill still whoop your ass
last time i had to find you cunts hiding after class
waited for you, smoked some hash, then mashed
your face in, and put a gash through both of your eyelash
-es. now your blind bitch, but not much changed cuz all you do is itch
your ass all day, wasting your hours in an offhand way
sitting on this site, i try to stay polite, but i cant fight the urge to gas and ignite you rappers that BITE.
|
Shuyin
12.08.13 | why dont you shut and jus go back to school
trying to rhyme and shine but you just look like a tool, you fool
go to mommy im sure you miss her
wait, shes just here in my bed right next to your sister
dont look down you know where youre at
and dont bother with a comeback you suck harder than that
no bro, this aint no trick
its just skill, thrill and oh, thats my giant dick
look the other way around man, youre a mess
im about to shove this up your sorry ass
think ill go easy on a teen?
ill leave that hole like highway IC thirteen
thats something too nasty to see?
fucking you upside down while jamming CC
youll swallow it all
hang your ass in a wall
now i gotta go, you see
all the ladies r waitin for me |
Phlegm
12.08.13 | damn this went downhill once i stopped
try say no and u finna get glocked
GLAK GLAK GLAK |
SnailTRAIL
12.08.13 | fuck niggas in this thread
im bout that bread
ya uncle gives me head
while im layin under your bed |
Scoot
12.08.13 | old mcdonald sittin on a bench
pickin at his balls with a monkey wrench
the wrench got hot, burned his balls
he pissed all over his overalls |
SnailTRAIL
12.08.13 | this nigga phlegm, he a fuck boi
word on the skreet is he likes to fuck bois
snatch ya chain like ya name is gucci mane
put the heater to ya head and scramble ya brain
|
Phlegm
12.08.13 | who is this cracker bitch snailtrail
main bitch lookin like a whale
i made her wail
felt her like some braille
then u already know yung phlegm hit a rail
GLAK GLAK GLAK |
SnailTRAIL
12.08.13 | glak glak glak
nigga u whack
punch ya moms in the face
then i hit it from the back
she screamin in pain
after 30 seconds i came
then i eat her ass
like its a plate of low mein
|
Phlegm
12.08.13 | fuck
|
Phlegm
12.08.13 | okay i see u
wouldnt wanna be u
pull up in my benz
u look like rebecca blacks friends
i rap like meech
your main bitch is beached
ur ass just got teached
rip pimp c |
chemicalmarriage
12.08.13 | orange |
SnailTRAIL
12.08.13 | u got me fuked up
got me finna touch sumtin
knuck if u buck
well i might just buck
niggas round here get robbed
for a old pair of chucks
im in these streets
they grimey as fuck
u from the suburbs
you bout to get stuck
like one of them pigs
then split ya wig
with the choppa lil niggs
|
Phlegm
12.08.13 | wow who is this freak
thinking he immortal technique
finna hit him with the glock
leave his eyes closed like brock
pokemon reference
ur not in my preference
not my fault that u suck
rip tupac
|
LambsBread
12.08.13 | "Do you like money?
I have money and I spend it cray cray like it ain't even funny
Do you like shoes?
I have shoes and I wear them on the streets when I spend my money nig
I used to have nothing
but now I have everything so be jealous nig cuz I have everything
Nig you aint nothigin but a turd with a bird
the peanut of the turd that rots in the curd" - Chemical Marriage
"White boy on the beat rocking Gucci sneaks
All I do is win, Charlie Sheen
Started out in '06 and revived the scene
So many motherfuckers wanna be like me
Came from the lowest of lows
Rose to the top with a vision
My haters talking shit while washing
Dishes for a living
Fuck you bitches, I'm a business
I'll be kissing on your Mrs.
What you spend in 15 months is what I spend in 15 minutes"
"yo lets gosk8n
before i start batin
my master
disaster
i'm a cause for cancer
pander over
take a gander
at my ned
i call him flanders
would you like
to read a poem
take out my nuts
and then show em
to your butt
and i slap em
real hard
discard the seminal discharge
no cause for alarm
bitch
i cause harm
to your daughters arm
i broke it
because my dick
she stroked it
and my balls
she choked it
open these legs i'm showin off you better beg for your life or i'll slice your necktie bitch skate or die
ouch"
peanut butter bitch
she got the golden snitch
**** her with my wand
low key rasta mon
mon like a weekday
evrydays a strongday
have her saying mayday
i can rap okay
i got my fuckin gat
i got my fuckin rap
1300 on my SATs
read it on my fuckin tats
ur in my fuckin trap
bith u need a fuckin map
come sit on this dih
call me grandpap
all i see are gay niggas
covered in semen spray niggas
get out of my way niggas
cause this thug here to stay niggas
mkay niggas?
|
LambsBread
12.08.13 | ^all these were pretty good, this thread is hilarious |
SnailTRAIL
12.08.13 | @phlegm
hit you with that sawed off
blast ya fuckin jaw off
buy me a brick of white
flip it now my stack is right
now im sittin on a quarter mill
while yo gay ass suckin dick for bills
|
Solaire
12.08.13 | Alright, lets get this over with. |
Solaire
12.08.13 | You fags think you got flow
I'm here to let you know
That when all is said and done
I'll be fucking your ho
Can't stop my mad rhyme
Motherfucking anthems of our time
I'm this generation's 2pac
You're just a common ass dime
I spend hundreds of you every day
Bout time you told your parents your gay
And the best part of this story
Solaire, OG sunbro, is here to stay |
Necrotica
12.08.13 | WHAT UP BITCHES
MC Chicago Shitfucker
all the way from da north auburn gresham!
Fuck you niggas Im makin' a livin'
and da big booty bitches love the dick I'm givin'
yo a shootout with Snail and Phlegm could make my night
so kick back and hit the 8 ball if can't put up a fight
Shootout, bitch it's a shootout!
got the money over here
but you can't snatch it, you're a queer
Shootout, bitch it's a shootout!
|
dathvada321
12.09.13 | lmao best thread ever |
pissbore
12.09.13 | so is lambsbreath hilary or what |
JS19
12.09.13 | I'm white |
oltnabrick
12.09.13 | deathofasalesman
12.08.13
[Report this Post] that was bad
oltnabrick
12.08.13
[ Edit ] im tatted up
dreads shakin
act like you aint know my name
ima throw some Ds on a ho
if you want beef ima chip you
vip mane, im a product of the streets
oltnabrick
12.08.13
[ Edit ] bout to give yo girl sexual healing
bitch my name is marvin
oltnabrick
12.08.13
[ Edit ] taylor gang or die |
LambsBread
12.09.13 | rappins fun, but one thing thats not funny is pole smokers
orgasming like a bitch to make some money playin strip poker
on your tape yall pretend to be kings, but this decks is full of jokers
I rape your girl, then I bust one on her tummy after im done pokin her
rather fill my eyes with Ash and Courney's Tobasco than touch that stanky asshole
ill end the verse and tell you her pussies even worse, her queefs sound like Fred Durse
and shes got a really Limb Biscuit. it's hard to miss it when you stick it plus her face looks like a cricket |
Phlegm
12.09.13 | idk dude i ride oltnas dick pretty hard |
aircycle
12.09.13 | i heard u ride the dick
cause i heard u ridin' mine
pant pant moan while i'm sippin rum and lime
git on your knees, it's time to make you mine
i hope u learned how to swallow since last time
|
aircycle
12.09.13 | static mothafucka like electabuzz
poppin' magmar in his fuckin shnuzz
zap zap zap and some motherfuckin sparks nigga
glowin in the dark read it on his fuckin chart
called the pokedex
don't need to poke for sex he got electric dick so jigglypuffs just open up their legs
|
aircycle
12.09.13 | lol |
aircycle
12.09.13 | rap game new testament
came down from heaven gonna test a bitch
on the seventh day god repped my shit
then made me a man with jesus' dick
spit fire spit lightnin
my rap is enlightenin
fuck the church i don't need rightenin
my mama says she don't like my writenin
smoke a couple 40s and ash my bottle
if god had made me a mortal i would have been a model
gonna live to 4000 still spittin the rap game
jesus love me so much i don't need a fame
don't need a fame got a fam nigga
don't need school got rap nigga
got a problem well i got a gat nigga
don't give a damn god got my back nigga
hook: ~*He's on my side and He's in my high, smoke the Holy Ghost till the day i die*~ [x4 pitched down vox]
jesus manger where i lay my head
fuck u hoes u don't know my head
don't know my thoughts but you eat my bread
drink my blood and you'll never be dead
that's what jesus said and what jesus say
i live that to the end of my day
i live rap till the beat go away
and tonight i pray, nigga tonight i pray :')
fuck them hoes i want a godly bitch
virgin mary seen a lot of dick
but god contracept that shit
cause she told him she don't want no kid
but jesus came, thank the lord
i pray one day i make bank lord
my dick glow like a fishtank lord
i got no fish thats a metaphor
church |
LambsBread
12.09.13 | you talkin pokemon
you must smoke trees mon
im broke, got no cheese son
best friends dope but hes gone
bust in her eye, don't see-mon
seamen get more pussy than you
and their gayer than Heman master of the Universe, foo'
this rhyme took me too long cuz im too high
yes time ticks along so i stay buzzed, through loops i fly
so high my eyes cant read but the same flow good. tight.
bro I am tired and am going to bed goodnight
|
Necrotica
12.09.13 | ^ Sweet |
Funeralopolis
12.09.13 | Got only five leaves left
Had eight yesterday, but hey
One for your mum, one for the puss
Rolled and smoked a few other like kush
Here's a holla back to the old maple out back
|
Necrotica
12.21.13 | yee |
KILL
12.21.13 | my rap battle list was king posers |
InbredJed
12.21.13 | for someone who professes to love KRS-ONE, LambsBread you spoutin some serious violence, hatred and sexism bro.
Just sayin' |
LambsBread
01.05.14 | ah shit hip hop is dead
at least it is on this thread
kickin rhymes off the top of my head
its twelve o clock and i just got out of bed
then i see some inbred named jed
worried about some shit i said
bein all righteous like Ned
Flanders, preachin manners
but to be honest im flattered
like Marshall Mathers.
that you think this matters
shatter your brain matter
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L4titudes
12.09.14 | lambsbread suckin on my dick
flickin my bic
playin wit his chick
selling brick after brick
while i strip
look at the tip
bruh
look at the tip
.... BRUH |
Lethean
12.09.14 | yourgodisinferior
next time u wanna invade my space
pls mind the interior
perhaps i need to make things clearer
my god is superior |
LambsBread
12.09.14 | flip a coin, what are the odds its heads?
same odds that I eat your organs raw til your dead
while I rap and force you to make you nod your head
but only after I show you that your god is dead
my pinky finger is superior to your inferior wiener
I gave your girl a Stanley Steamer and im not talking the vacuum cleaner
she was eiger but her beaver felt like a meat cleaver
decided i'd leave her for a man more meager
thats where you came in, after I came in her mouth
you wondered aloud why when you kissed her it tasted like sauerkraut
now you know thats what im all about, nuttin in bitch's mouths
while drinkin oatmeal stout,
til their breath smells like trout, and then im out.
and tell that girl from No Doubt that her titties are too small
but i'd still put my nuts up in her butt like Ru Paul |
gagnonov
12.09.14 | my rhymestyle scientific / aligning bitches / bedside bible finance scriptures / karl marx modeled
business / plus the notepad look like hieroglyphics |
oltnabrick
12.09.14 | ^ ew gross |
Keyblade
12.09.14 | aligning bitches tho |
JasonCarne
12.09.14 | Oltna's sayin' shit gross, bout ta get left ghost, from two in the chamber that'll burn ya like toast. This is not a joke, I'll dispose of this little roach like Ray Seward hangin' from his throat by a rope, when he dies from The Killing it's because he choked. |
JasonCarne
12.09.14 | LambsBread, I'll call you out too, leave you more black and blue than Darren Wilson in uniform getting the
boots from 10 Crip youths in The Lou. This wouldn't even be a challenge, your whole game's off balance, I'll
pick you up with my talons and drop you ass-first nine miles onto a five foot stone phallus. |
gagnonov
12.09.14 | stone phallus, flows is closed-captioned
pose as cro-magnons holdin chrome magnums
JasonCarne rappin poised to give you migraines
or eyestrains, slap you the fuck back to the ninth grade
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JasonCarne
12.09.14 | Gagnonov is gaggin' on a dragons nob and ain't stoppin',
A little goblin, garglin', bobbin' and swallowin' til he's in his coffin,
More vile than a pedophile ejaculating bile in the eye of a child while he flashes a yellow smile,
More versatile with more styles, check my file, it's ten miles high piled with bodies of emcees more worthwhile.
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ShadowRemains
12.09.14 | this is cynical, lack of medical, abominable, non-livable
sniff the air, a siren blares, some tempers flare and media stares
sky is falling, the end is stalling, devil’s calling, you switch wallets
with a bribing man, a dying man, a shoeless man, a foolish man
apartment locked, your tires stop and you shoot a cop to rule the block
you gone mad insane from the pain of the name of the game
won’t refrain from places where spaces are made in people’s faces
dreaming that someday the races won’t be determined by racists
where the starting line is a ticket to get out of the basics
where the finish line is a fine for a crime or doing time
motherfuckers must be blind to the shine of the signs
they say keep the fuck out if you got no fish to fry
and by fish to fry they really mean men to pay for lies
maybe next time you’ll send in a clever spy
to do the dirty work and keep on the sidelines
not worth the risk when you aren’t losing your mind
as long as every night ends with you closing your eyes
strangle a motherfucker with a climbing vine
this is the amazon of the ghettos where piranhas come to dine
where cowards crumble in fear and tough motherfuckers cry
nobody around here ever lets things slide |
LambsBread
12.09.14 | stone phallus? hold on lemme google that
ew I don't believe this, that means an erect penis
I respect Jesus so I must reject to see this
Darren Wilson ain't do any shit wrong
only Macklemore thinks so, and he made "my dick song"
fucker needs to hit a bong and figure out where his bullshit went wrong
white Uncle Tom, i might stumble on your face
with my feet, while wearing track cleats. if you keep repeating
'no justice no peace'
bitch you got nothing to offer but peace and hand knitted fleeces
take your ass back to the thrift shop you disgrace to hip hop. |
L4titudes
12.09.14 | you suck
a bird will the bills is a duck
a deer with horns is a buck
4 wheel drive in a truck
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thacoconut94
12.09.14 | Yo Sputnik keep spitting and keep scheming, you call it hyping yourself up, I call it day dreaming, you know the coconut on everything, I pose like prince but you know I'm king, I ain't a crook just my brain is missing, so ima leave you niggas shook like my dick when I'm finished pissing, your rap is paper thin and I'm the shredder, this world is crowded with fools, if they were dead it would be better, around my way it sunshine everyday, niggas will cross you, you should hear the slime they say, I'm too flat out to put on the break, so ima lean on you all til you break, make a mistake, I can't wait |
JasonCarne
12.09.14 | Well believe it or not Sherlock, a stone phallus is indeed a cock shaped rock,
It's absurd you had to google an 8th grade word, you uneducated turd,
Or maybe I'm just a nerd, but damn, did the school bus leave your ass at the curb?
You don't want go there and turn this into a discussion about Ferguson,
The last time a white guy went against a black dude there he murdered him,
That probably went way too far, I guess that's my shock rap bar,
But I aim to verbally maim and scar any wannabe star that tries to spar. |
thacoconut94
12.09.14 | Jasoncarne you beast wanna do a collab xo |
LambsBread
12.09.14 | you sayin i live under a rock, cuz my teachers in 8th grade didn't teach me about ...cock?
i got a lot to say about that but it can wait, for now its back to the Ferguson debate
you wanna protest police brutality thats great, but don't make it about race you fuckin disgrace
if MLK were alive he'd ask you how his dick taste.
you good for nothing ingrate
ful asshole, ill smash you and any other racist in battle
lyrically or physically, you aint shit to me, you're the epitome of the fourth word of the users name 4 posts above me. |
JasonCarne
12.09.14 | A coconut is just a fruit pretending he's hard, so unless you've got real man bars,
Stand back like Aladdin in the presence of Jafar, I'm the rap game Czar,
I blast & bombard, you couldn't stop the shots I spit if you were in a titanium plated armored car,
I disrespectfully discard your invite to collab with complete disregard,
I'm a superstar that spits more than Saint Bernards, I need no bodyguard to shank these Sput cats up in the yard. |
thacoconut94
12.09.14 | Lambsbread niiiice, for one reason or another you come across as intellectual to me, not trying to ride the D I'm just saying, you could be a Baffoon.
Carne, give me some warning next time so I can put on some make up I like to look pretty when I get fucked |
L4titudes
12.09.14 | that was pretty cool like jumping in a pool |
JasonCarne
12.09.14 | You may not live under a rock, but you're definitely under Jesus,
Taking it from the missionaries and bitches that he's preachin' with,
Sayin' your down with the lord, pretendin' like you're homies?
Tell your little imaginary Jewish friend to blow me.
Step back on those comments about race, don't try to save face,
With some half-baked misplaced rhyme about MLK,
That's an easy out, tell me what you're really mad about,
When you were a boy did those priests not concede to taking their cocks out of your mouth? |
JasonCarne
12.09.14 | I think I'm done, lol. Getting sloppy/bored. GG and stuff. |
LambsBread
12.10.14 | thanks coconut, that first one you posted was dope "so ima leave you niggas shook like my dick when I'm finished pissing" made me lol |
HalfManHalfAmazing
12.10.14 | yall niggas the worst like fat chicks with small tits
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LambsBread
12.10.14 | yo. fat chicks are the phat shit
put that fat clit on my tounge son
pussy tastes like dum-dums
titties taste like some cookie crumbs
and im the cookie monster
don't bet against me like a bookie mobster
and it might hurt to notice but when i wrote this
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious |
Aftertheascension
12.10.14 | hey |
ButteryBiscuitBass
12.10.14 | LambsBread, no chicks leap into your bed,
Whether fat, thin, Asian, blonde, or redhead.
So I'm curious: how do you know what titties taste like?
Or are you talkin' about yo' mama's from back when you used to ride a trike?
Pussy? Nah, you must be talking felines,
Unless of course you've been up to sex crimes,
Aint no-one got time for a date with LambsBread,
Bitches would rather be dead! |
zakalwe
12.10.14 | misogynistic rhymes make up for the times I've shit my bolt over Ralph fiennes
Tits this, pussy that the facts are I can't stand twat.
Flange looks like a mashed up pastie, I'd rather have a love length in me.
See I like to hang with my homies and by that I mean men that aim to please by stroking off on park benches, toilets, clubs, trees before getting down on their knees.
the macho world of hip hop is just a cover for the fact they've no father figures elucidate the problem by shoving it in men's rears and managing the fears of street life hive mentality, ya get me.
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HalfManHalfAmazing
12.10.14 | Lambs your dick can fit through a cheerio but y'all don't hear me though hear me (ohh) |
L4titudes
12.11.14 | you may think
that you've got rhymes
i don't think
that you've got rhymes
you actually stink
like LeAnn Rimes
BEAST |
RonnieRadke
12.11.14 | Don't get it twisted, ballistic, characteristics when I rip shit intricate
Visions of infinite wisdom empirical spiritual lyrical very cool synonyms
In layman's terms I am the best you must agree
I got that white boy swagger rappin' right down to a T
I got my hand up on the throttle holdin' up a broken bottle
Ready to cut you up and gut you like a fucking avocado
Desperado on the track in fact if I am gone tomorrow
Then my motto is no sorrow no apologies just karma
Don't get it twisted and delete me off your friends list
Stayin' busy tweeting hatred at me all up in my business
I'm getting kicks outta this shit like it was my sneakers
And the game fears me like a motherfucking wifebeater |
Funeralopolis
12.11.14 | I'm black like black metal
put the pedal to the metal
If I'm a priest I'm a judas one
metal is my son
I made metal cus I'm real cool
You can find me in the pool
Jamming out to some tool
I know you hear these rhymes and you drool
Your rhymes are gross like grool
I'm a nigger and I'm black
psyche I'm only wearing black
cus I'm so metal |
hikingmetalpunk
12.11.14 | eat my shit, bitchass fuckface
got ur mother in the basement wrapped up in ducttape
sweet tits, i'll rape her and then kill her
then rape her again, the next bars are just filler |
HalfManHalfAmazing
12.11.14 | i pack a lot of heat, like pat riley |
HalfManHalfAmazing
12.11.14 | very cool synonyms they must be realllly cool |
LambsBread
12.11.14 | damn right ive been up to sex crimes, your older sister statutory raped me six times
in the past week, and in Texas I put my wiener up her ass cheeks
nah no chicks have lept in my bed since 'Nam, but some flop or roll in there like your moms
i need a fork lift just to get one of her porky-hips up to rip off that thong
but im still im glad you've had the same experience that I did
we both been munching yo moms titties since we was junior-high kids
difference is i did it for her tits that are smoother than silk, you did it for her hooter milk |
osmark86
12.11.14 | can I get a hip? *HIP*
can I get a hop? *HOP*
can I get your credit number and billing information please? |
sixdegrees
07.31.18 | I thought hong dropped some sick rhymes in this thread
maybe it was a different one |