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Russia Exposed

So this is how you can describe Russia's tastes. I'm sure you will recognize rsome of these types rof annoying faggots. Yes, this list sucks, fuck me and fuck Russia. There are a lot of great guys rwho don't brag about their tastes that much. I like the word 'shit'.
All Hope Is Gone

Mainstream guys. A lot of you may know that VK is the Russian version of facebook. There is a public page there with nearly 4 million users. Once they say that Metallica, Slipknot or Rammstein are cool, they will immediately become cool for everyone. They won't give them a proper listen, they will just listen to one song and it will be the hot shit like forever.
The Marshall Mathers LP 2

Typical fanboys. Their favorite artist's album is always a classic. 10/10 stuff and all of that.
8The Subways
Young For Eternity

Indie kids. Here's a thing. Russian Internetz fucking love Indie music. There are a lot of girls who look like they're doing drugs while listening to Indie stuff. Well, they are really pretty though.
Master of Puppets

Oh yes, 'metalheads'. In Russia they're called 'govnari' (similar to 'shitheads'). They pretend to be brutal as fuck, they can't imagine their life without Metallica and Slayer. You might know such guys, they will beat to you to death if you say that Justin Bieber or Bring Me The Horizon are fucking awesome.
Colored Sands

Well, these guys are actually cool and not annoying. They usually listen to Death Metal, Black Metal and all of that dark and really odd stuff. Even if they try to brag about their amazing tastes like arrogant fucks do, you won't get annoyed by it.
5Black Milk
No Poison No Paradise

Oh, these guys are total pricks. Underground hip-hop sounds like the type of shit that plays in heaven for them. Other stuff is shit. And you just want to punch them in the fucking face.
4Breakdown Of Sanity

Oh, the core-kids. Well, nobody gives a fuck about them. They're on a different planet.
Young Team

Yes, musical elitarism is spreading all over Russia. I'm so glad that the wave of post-rock is gone, because back in the days these guys were annoying as fuck. Hey yo, I listen to post-rock, I'm a force to be reckoned with, I'm my own, you all suck.
2 Caligula's Horse
The Tide, The Thief & River's End

There are some great guys in their fronts, but most of them really show off like it's them playing all that good shit.
1The Haxan Cloak

Oh yes, ambient is our bread. Fuck you and your metal garbage. Well, fuck you and your ambient bullshit.
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