|Eternal Enemies Ranked|
Emmure's generally terrible new album ranked from best to worst.
We Were Just Kids
Did another band write this song, or something? An album full of tracks like these,
and I'd have to rank it at least a 3.5. Alas, such wasted potential.
|2||A Gift a Curse|
Cool drum intro, actual riffs and non-cringeworthy lyrics. Close runner-up.
The verse riff is pretty cool.
A moment of self-reflection. Delivered with lots of chugs.
|5||New Age Rambler|
A porn sample has got to count for something, right? Right?
|7||N.I.A. (News in Arizona)|
In his own words, Frankie's "a goddamn sociopath".
HELL YEAH (turntable scratch)
If I be myself like Frankie suggests, I'll just turn into one of his haters. Whatever
shall I do?!?
|10||Bring a Gun to School|
Oh, I'm sorry. I meant "Untitled". Either way, Frankie killed all my friends. That's
not cool, man.
"This is my message to a dying world, I fucking hate you" So eloquent and poetic.
Frankie's such a tough guy, he wants the whole world to know about it.
|13||The Hang Up|
Only "the realest motherfucker in the game" could've written something like this.
|14||Girls Don't Like Boys, Girls Like 40's and Blunts|
I'm also sure competently intelligent girls don't like this song. Worse than Asking
Alexandria's "Not the American Average".
Ladies and gentlemen, the epitome of hubris.