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Eternal Enemies Ranked

Emmure's generally terrible new album ranked from best to worst.
1Emmure
We Were Just Kids

Did another band write this song, or something? An album full of tracks like these, and I'd have to rank it at least a 3.5. Alas, such wasted potential.
2A Gift a Curse

Cool drum intro, actual riffs and non-cringeworthy lyrics. Close runner-up.
3Rat King

The verse riff is pretty cool.
4Grave Markings

A moment of self-reflection. Delivered with lots of chugs.
5New Age Rambler

See #4.
6Hitomi's Shinobi

A porn sample has got to count for something, right? Right?
7N.I.A. (News in Arizona)

In his own words, Frankie's "a goddamn sociopath".
8E

HELL YEAH (turntable scratch)
9Like LaMotta

If I be myself like Frankie suggests, I'll just turn into one of his haters. Whatever shall I do?!?
10Bring a Gun to School

Oh, I'm sorry. I meant "Untitled". Either way, Frankie killed all my friends. That's not cool, man.
11Nemesis

"This is my message to a dying world, I fucking hate you" So eloquent and poetic.
12Free Publicity

Frankie's such a tough guy, he wants the whole world to know about it.
13The Hang Up

Only "the realest motherfucker in the game" could've written something like this.
14Girls Don't Like Boys, Girls Like 40's and Blunts

I'm also sure competently intelligent girls don't like this song. Worse than Asking Alexandria's "Not the American Average".
15Most Hated

Ladies and gentlemen, the epitome of hubris.
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