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Pooping Music

so being in a college dorm puts where i shit within 10 feet of where i listen to music, and coupled with my roommate leaving because hes a pussy bitch allows me to now poop with the door open, ive discovered the world of defecating while listening to music. and let me tell you, its way better than pooping in silence. so, here are my top ten songs to poop to.
10Godflesh
Like Rats

i sing along and usually finish by the time the second chorus comes around
9Peste Noire
Dueil Angoisseus (Christine de Pisan, 1362-1431)

famine knows how to coax the really hard ones out let me tell you. its a different experience than pooping to dm but its definitely worth it
8Entombed
Left Hand Path

i often mock the opening AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH at the beginning of a poop session and it really gets things lubed up down there. i suggest it for a quick and relatively clean trajectory
7Portal
Larvae

literally scares the shit right out of you
6Deicide
Dead by Dawn

for those painful, hard shits i definitely recommend this song. the sweet combination of satan and glen benton turns most of the pain into power and that usually makes it go by faster.
5Demilich
Inherited Bowel Levitation

did you really expect this not to be on the list?
4Blood
The Greed

the rhythm of the dundundundundundundun with the pitch shifted vox creates a slightly strange experience. i recommend this song with slightly more liquid experiences.
3diSEMBOWELMENT
The Tree of Life and Death

i try to mimic the sounds here with my ass sometimes to the great displeasure of my suitemates and their significant others
2Grouper
Vapor Trails

the whole album is so amazing to poop to that sometimes i forget im actually pooping
1Pestilence
Out of Body

the ultimate pooping song. if you havent finished shitting by the time drunen screams IM BEGGING PLEASE GET THEM OUT OF MY BODY then you might seriously want to consider going to the doctor.
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