Recspecs
01.07.12 | I kid you not, the whole theater was laughing so hard I thought I was in a comedy. List is kinda related.
Here is the trailer if you don't know what atrocity I speak of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyT7xMPurgw |
Trebor.
01.07.12 | why would you even see it
This is why you fail |
InAbsentia
01.07.12 | What were you expecting?? |
jdennis31
01.07.12 | www.imdb.com |
AsoTamaki
01.07.12 | Haven't there already been like 495 movies just like that already. Watch something good next time. |
taxidermist
01.07.12 | Yeah, I knew it was going to be horrible when I saw the trailer a long time ago. I would never go watch it...unless a girl wanted to go ;3 |
AsoTamaki
01.07.12 | Don't fall into that trap, man. I was once coerced into seeing Alone in the Dark in theaters. It was not worth it. |
Trebor.
01.07.12 | have you even seen The Thing? |
Recspecs
01.07.12 | Haha I always see shitty movies girls want to see with me. Trust me. I knew it was going to be bad. Just not THAT bad. I mean, literally EVERYONE in the theater was laughing their asses off. |
AsoTamaki
01.07.12 | Oh, so it was funny-bad. That's alright then. Boring-bad is the worst. |
Trebor.
01.07.12 | yeah boring bad is the worst
So like a painfully unfunny comedy is the worst type of movie if you ask me |
Scoot
01.07.12 | looks like shit |
DoABarrelRoll
01.07.12 | "This movie was not endorsed by the vatican"
Is any movie endorsed by the vatican? |
Recspecs
01.07.12 | I agree, unfunny comedies are so awkward. Unintentional funny movies are great though. |
Satellite
01.07.12 | i could tell by the trailer it would be fucking awful
girls who have shit tastes in movies aren't worth it man |
Recspecs
01.07.12 | "looks like shit"
Bring a girl if you see it, guaranteed muff diving will take place later. |
Scoot
01.07.12 | it has 8% at rotten tomatoes lmao |
Trebor.
01.07.12 | I took a hot redhead to the Grudge 2 back in the day
You know what happened next
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Recspecs
01.07.12 | FIRE CROTCH!!
Only 8%? Fuck, needs to be a 1%. Only one cool scene to be honest. |
AsoTamaki
01.07.12 | I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to see the ending of this movie now. It has to be something really special. |
Trebor.
01.07.12 | It doesn't even end
It has title cards telling you to go to the website to find out what happens next |
AsoTamaki
01.07.12 | Haha what |
paxman
01.07.12 | Not gonna lie, the lady in the trailer was scary as fuck. |
Recspecs
01.07.12 | He isn't lying. There is a bullshit ass car wreck and then a disclaimer tells you to go to their fucking website that don't even want to fucking go to. So dumb. |
sniper
01.07.12 | movie looks amazing, by far the best subgenre of horror is this "documentary" style, and all three paranormals were really good. if your intention going in to the movie is to laugh then that's why you did. if you want a comedy, go see a comedy. |
AsoTamaki
01.07.12 | Ridiculous. Can't wait for the blu-ray! |
InFiction
01.07.12 | I just checked out the trailer. It looks fucking dreadful. And not even in a "it's bad but I still want to see it" kinda way. |
Trebor.
01.07.12 | Sniper wtf |
Recspecs
01.07.12 | Sniper shut the hell up and get the fuck out of this thread right now. If anyone takes that piece of shit film serious they must be incoherently drunk or a fucking brain dead vegetable Terri Schiavo wannabe. |
Satellite
01.07.12 | is it as bad as the brand new album it's based on? |
Auschwitz
01.07.12 | its the new trend: make horror movies with a "camcorder" to make it look more "real." |
Satellite
01.07.12 | yeah, i heard there's a new film called the blair witch project that's going to utilize that same tactic. idk read about it on my friend's geocities web page. |
Trebor.
01.07.12 | Plinkett should make one of these movies
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Recspecs
01.07.12 | "yeah, i heard there's a new film called the blair witch project that's going to utilize that same tactic"
Hahaha. The camera work in this film makes Blair Witch look like cinematography bliss.
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Auschwitz
01.07.12 | "Bring a girl if you see it, guaranteed muff diving will take place later."
Drool dripping out my tongue
hanging south saliva flowing free
my eyes full of lust my balls
gonna bust give yourself to me
thirst I can't quench c'mere you wench
there's something that I need
Carnivore
I'm a meat eater
Carnivore
I'd like to meet ya
Carnivore
I know I'll reach ya
The hunger I feel makes you a meal
oh girl you sure taste sweet
by my hair pull me there guide me to your treat
spread your legs I'll seed your eggs oh, feel me deep
Lick me she begged she pulled
down my head
I LOVE TO EAT PUSSY
a taste so fine like sweet april wine
I won't trade for any money
did you cum I eat and run I live for sodomy |
Recspecs
01.07.12 | http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil_Inside_(film)
Lol. Read the end of the plot summary. |
Recspecs
01.07.12 | Wtf Auschwitz. |
jdennis31
01.07.12 | wtf recspecs you just totally ruined the ending for me. |
Auschwitz
01.07.12 | "Unintentional funny movies are great though."
watch the John Cena movies. |
Recspecs
01.07.12 | Haha all of his movies are awful. Only enjoyable if you are a testosterone pumping toolbox. |
Recspecs
01.07.12 | Sorry jdennis31, shit happens. |
jdennis31
01.07.12 | haha, i was just kidding. in fact, if i had any intention of seeing that movie, i'd be thanking you right now |
Auschwitz
01.07.12 | theyre enjoyable to watch just because theyre so hilariously over the top. in every scene where a firefight ensues or something blows up, theres like 5 explosions. |
Recspecs
01.07.12 | And white trash across the US raise their beer cans, spit into their dip cups, yell " WHITE POW'R", and then jizz their pants in excitement. |
Recspecs
01.07.12 | Not even joking Riff. I left the theater with an empty wallet and a violated anus. |