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Pick-up Lines Guaranteed To Work

Otherwise known as "The Art of Seduction" discussed in a list last night. List is digs and related I guess.
1Emery
The Question


Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would tap dat ass.
2VersaEmerge
Fixed At Zero


Want to go back to my place and play Pearl Harbor? I lay back and do nothing while you blow the hell out of me. (Very patriotic pick up line)
3At the Drive-In
Relationship of Command


After I'm done kissing your lips can I move up to your belly button? (Guaranteed deal breaker)
4August Burns Red
Constellations


If I could rearrange all of the letters of the alphabet, I would put U and I together. (Cheesy, but could still work if you are a pussy and she is a feminist)
5Alexisonfire
Watch Out!


If I could rearrange all of the letters of the alphabet, I would fuck the shit out of you tonight. (More direct approach)
6Sufjan Stevens
The Age of Adz


If you were my homework I would do you on the table. (Perfect for boning high school sluts)
7Say Anything
Say Anything


Can I lie with you in your grave? (Will work for obvious reasons)
8Motion City Soundtrack
Commit This To Memory


How about we go back to my place and do some math? Add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and lets multiply! (Again, perfect for high schoolers)
9Justin Timberlake
FutureSex/LoveSounds


Are those space pants? Because that ass is out of this world. (Perfect for Comic-Con)
10Frank Ocean
Nostalgia, Ultra


Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
11mewithoutYou
Catch For Us The Foxes


How about you sit in my lap and tell me about the first thing that pops up?
12Blessthefall
His Last Walk


How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
13Eyes Set To Kill
Reach


If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
14Borgore
Gorestep Vol. 1.1


My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. (Might work in very few circumstances)
15T.I.
Paper Trail


Hi, my name is ________ what do you say you give me your number and we go get dinner sometime? (Some girls actually fall for stuff like this so go for it)
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