BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | Once he achieves the final victory at the end of victory road I will spam this site incessantly with
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY&ob=av3e
This video. |
wabbit
12.05.11 | I don't follow football but I looked this guy up and he looks way more exciting than most QB's |
BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | The most polarizing sports figure in modern times. |
Trebor.
12.05.11 | He's not exiting he's a fucking twat |
BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | Suck it Trebor. |
Relinquished
12.05.11 | du hast |
theacademy
12.05.11 | lolll |
BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsZvapSGM40
Sit on this one while Tebow keeps on WINNING!!!!! |
theacademy
12.05.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL1Xi23ttiA |
klap
12.05.11 | i partied with sanchez sophomore year, dude is a total bro |
theacademy
12.05.11 | see? bro-certified.
my cousin partied with tebow, just to see what it would be like... she told me that she and 4 other girls played Risk while Tebow videotaped them. |
BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | You're willing to pledge with Mark Sanchez!!!? That pretty little faggot. im going to be honest, im disappointed in you for saying that. At the least pledging with Jamarcus Russel would result in some bomb ass purple drank. |
klap
12.05.11 | balls obviously you don't know what to look for in a pledge, sanchez's chill:pull ratio is absolutely astounding. guy slays bitches |
theacademy
12.05.11 | yeah i heard he was putting up leinart numbers towards the end |
klap
12.05.11 | http://www.newser.com/story/111650/mark-sanchez-romanced-me-17-year-old-girl.html
^bro |
Knave
12.05.11 | I think Tebow reads the Bible before he shits on opposing defenses, then wipes his ass with the religious texts of his non-christian opponents. |
theacademy
12.05.11 | oh yea: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFDB75mjH4c |
BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | I'd rather commit hari-kiri then be in his presence. Also, I couldn't give less of a fuck about pledging, fraternizing or slaying bitches. I go to a minority dominated C.C to take bullshit classes and get out to eat waffle house. Fuck that guy fuck the Jets. Fuck New York sports.
Classic song right there, it touches the core. |
theacademy
12.05.11 | naaaa |
klap
12.05.11 | i mean balls, tell me you don't like my firm, tell me you don't like my idea, tell me you don't like my fucking necktie, but don't tell me sanchez is not a pledge |
BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | Id like Mark Sanchez a little bit better if he wore a sombrero and mowed my lawn for $10.00 once a week. |
ShadowRemains
12.05.11 | lol u guys |
LimbsandJoints
12.05.11 | Tebow walks with jesus and penetrates the hole of the defense with his jesus |
BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | Also I have no fucking idea what a pledge is. However, with that said I still would rather drink a quart of antifreeze than be anywhere near the fuck. |
klap
12.05.11 | i meant bro* |
AsoTamaki
12.05.11 | The Sanchize > Tebow |
theacademy
12.05.11 | science:
bro's make the best qb's
if u wanna be a bro you gotta pledge first
tebow ain't pledgeworthy
= tebow will never win an nfl game |
Trebor.
12.05.11 | He gets all the credit for what McGahee and the defense do |
BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | Yeah........no Aso. That Von Miller hit still fills my heart with joy. Mark's bro-ness doesnt mean shit to me, after all im not even technically a true bro. Everybody in this thread is probably more bro than me. Every server in my restaurant who are all bros are more bro than I am. Like 5 girls in entire restaurant. |
Trebor.
12.05.11 | Most of the best quarterbacks in the game aren't pledge worthy at all. They're like totally dedicated to the game and married and shit. Guys like Peyton Manning and Brett Favre and Drew Brees and stuff
But Tom Brady kind of disproves that rule because he fucks models and shit and it doesn't effect his game at all.
But like most guys can't handle that like Leinart and Romo |
paxman
12.05.11 | Tebow throws like a girl. Tebow's a fag. |
BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | I'd rather have that fag on my team than any other shoeshining second string. Although in my respect Cam Newton is putting up solid stats despite the 4-8 record. |
klap
12.05.11 | cam newton steals laptops and when he gets caught just switches schools and wins the ship. broking |
BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | Steve Smith could have beat up an old woman, Greg Olsen could be a Scientologist for all I care. They get the job done, as long as they get the job done I dont care what they or Cam do or have done in their spare time. |
theacademy
12.05.11 | |
BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | However I will say that Matt Prater deserves as much or more than the attention that Tebow gets. His clutch kicking, Miller/Dumervill,etc is setting the tone. |
theacademy
12.05.11 | prater is such a scrub. let's see what his numbers are like in any other city. |
klap
12.05.11 | prater is the man |
theacademy
12.05.11 | jeez i can prob kick farther at that altitude |
BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | the brilliant minds at broslikethissite.com really need to do a feature on this man. It will be revelatory. Will they support him or despise him.... |
wabbit
12.05.11 | bro they'll support him hard. Tebow know that a bro does not try to score early on in the night. A bro gets fucking blackout drunk and in the last half an hour goes for that shit |
theacademy
12.05.11 | hatebreed |
AfterTheBreakdown
12.05.11 | wtf he listens to hatebreed? |
BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | On another fuck ethical code of conduct rant, Marlins just signed Jose Reyes. I hate you Sampson and Loria but Reyes and Bell are good pickups. |
theacademy
12.05.11 | you don't call blockbuster signings "good pickups" dawg
but yes they're both legit as fuck and i'll root for them both
former mets 4 life |
newjunkaesthetic93
12.05.11 | Mark Sanchez = Gay
Tebow = Wins (something us Bronco fans had almost forgot existed)
Prater = badass (did no one hear about the drunk driving/ fleeing the scene/ stripper thing?) |
theacademy
12.05.11 | lol @ you thinking Prater is badass when he plays janikowski twice a season |
AsoTamaki
12.05.11 | Janikowski could make it from 70 there with the wind at his back. |
klap
12.05.11 | oh my god janikowski talk about a bro |
mallen-
12.05.11 | i'm waiting for him to kick one through the netting |
KjSwantko
12.05.11 | STRYPER haha! |
BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | I support Prater's outstanding morals and character. Driving drunk, driving drunk with a stripper and driving drunk into somebody else car after failing to get a room is pretty fucking manly. I hope this success translates into more future endeavors. |
BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | I used to be bro like Prater then I took an arrow to the knee. |
Wolfhorde
12.05.11 | 2 is kinda ironic. |
BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | Tee hee hee 11 is certainly ironic. I wonder what Tim's stance is on viking metal. |
Wolfhorde
12.05.11 | Guess he wouldn't like it since he seems like some Christian bimbo. |
JWT155
12.05.11 | I have the right's to using this list name...
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=428744 |
BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | You're alright JWT, you're ok in my book, but I've been here far longer than you have, you would be unfairly yet justly ousted in this battle. My seniority status would prevail |
Wolfhorde
12.05.11 | Viking veto. |
JWT155
12.05.11 | I've been lawyered. |
BallsToTheWall
12.05.11 | It is the American way unfortunately. |
someguest
12.05.11 | The list needs You Raise Me Up by Josh Groban.
lmfao |
BigHans
12.06.11 | tebow is a christfag. i don't want my kids seeing that kind of thing... frankly its unamerican.
^ Not surprised a JEW would say that. |
Trebor.
12.06.11 | That christfag is going to the pro bowl |
BigHans
12.06.11 | Chuck Klosterman (pretty much the best writer ever) just put up a phenominal piece about Tebow on Grantland:
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7319858/the-people-hate-tim-tebow |
BigHans
12.06.11 | no matter how much trim Sanchez pulled at USC I would bet Leinart doubled him. Leinart was legitimately the king of LA from 2003-05. |
BigHans
12.06.11 | and everybody knows Tebows 2 favorite songs are "Go West Young Man" by Michael W Smith and "The Great Adventure" by Steven Curtis Chapman |
Trebor.
12.06.11 | He should have kept the Friar haircut
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BallsToTheWall
12.12.11 | No idea why they didn't fucking switch games. That god damn Raiders debacle shouldn't have gone all the way through. |
AfterTheBreakdown
12.12.11 | We all knew GB would win anyways. |
AngelofDeath
12.12.11 | BEARS GOT TEBOWED |
BallsToTheWall
12.12.11 | Post game conference was one of the most motivating things I ever saw/heard. |
Tyrannic
12.12.11 | the chicago area facebook scene is planning a riot about this fellow. i wish i was kidding. |
ShadowRemains
12.12.11 | lol and they bitch about canucks fans rioting for stupid reasons |
BallsToTheWall
12.12.11 | People are stupid I wouldn't be surprised. God imagine if Philly got Tebowed. The City of Brotherly Love would burn to the ground overnight. |
AngelofDeath
12.12.11 | Lol. Maybe he'll beat the Pats next week. |
BallsToTheWall
12.12.11 | I have two bets going that Tebow's throwin for 3oo yards. 20 bucks in total so not a big loss if Tebow doesnt Tebow. The Patriots defense sucks dick so it can happen. |
Trebor.
12.12.11 | Matt Prayter and the Broncos D beat a Bears team with no Cutler or Forte
What an accomplishment for Tebow |
pcar
12.12.11 | friar tebow |
Trebor.
12.12.11 | someone needs to put Tebow's face on Friar Tuck from Robin Hood |
AngelofDeath
12.12.11 | Saint Timothy |
pcar
12.12.11 | I'm pretty sure it's undeniable at this point that because of Tebow, God loves the Denver Broncos. |
North0House2
12.12.11 | So I hate sports normally.
But, I'm pretty proud of my home team. I won't lie. |
BallsToTheWall
12.12.11 | 7-1 |
BallsToTheWall
12.22.11 | Pretty idiotic yet unsurprising that so many christian faggots would get upset over that SNL skit. That was damn funny. That loss to the Patriots I find to be a blessing in disguise now. |
FrankRedHot
12.22.11 | I don't think Tebow would be listening to any of this. I wouldn't be surprised if he leads the team in a rousing rendition of Kumbaya at half time |
pedroia55
12.22.11 | Tebow is a fucking cracker |
BallsToTheWall
12.22.11 | Wouldn't be suprised.
All I know is I have no personal experiences with these humorless pricks but if the people bitching this skit is any indication then id probably be getting in a lot of fistfights with these bible thumpers. |