Charmander Jones.....The U.

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A Very Grimm Concert

I always enjoy toying with the idea of a personalized tour of great artists. Today is one of those brainstorming days for a concert so bleak and emotionally crushing that 43% of the audience will succumb to self inflicted wounds.
Given to the Rising

Genre:Post/Experimental Metal. Starting things off with a bang, Neurosis doom and gloom.
2 Portal

Genre:Occult Death Metal. Portal emerges cloaked with robes and clock adornments, raising the tempo with their satanic racket.
3 Sui Generis Umbra

Genre: Dark Electro/Industrial/Darkwave. This creepy group brings out the ritualistic dance music coupled with sexual frustration, dominatrixes, bondage gear and blindfolds.
4Cinema Strange
Cinema Strange

Genre: Death Rock, Cabaret. This will bring out all the misfits and grotesque basement dwellers and fetish freaks.
5 Chelsea Wolfe

Genre: Dark Folk/Other.
6Menace Ruine
Union of Irreconcilables

Genre: Metal/Folk/Drone/Other. Menace Ruine play off on a ritualistic witch burning theme ala Salem.
7Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas...

Genre: Post Rock.
8Burial Hex/Zola Jesus

Genre:Other. A formidable pairing with Zola's Jesus's artsy goth pop following with Burial hex's manic dark ambient.
Soundtracks for the Blind

10Gnaw Their Tongues
L Arrivee De La Terne Mort Triomphante

Genre:Noise/Dark Ambient/Industrial/Black Metal.
Down Forever

Genre:Post-Hardcore/Black Metal/Post Punk.
12Sopor Aeternus & the Ensemble of Shadows
Songs From the Inverted Womb

Genre:Neo-Classical/Darkwave. Scariest motherfucker alive playing some faux classical stylings. Gender unknown.
13Soap and Skin
Lovetune for Vacuum

14Make A Change...Kill Yourself
Make A Change...Kill Yourself

Genre: Depressive black metal.
15 Antiworld
The Horror of It All

Genre:Death Rock.
16Paysage d'Hiver
Paysage d'Hiver

Genre:Ambient Black Metal.
Watching From A Distance

Genre:Funeral Doom
In Cauda Semper Stat Venenum

Genre:70's Progressive rock. Closing the show with organs and the Dracula-esque sounds of Jacula.
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