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22 Worst Movies + The Thing Prequel

I have officially seen 1,292 films since birth.
1 What this means to you:
you can ask me about them and i'll tell you what's what


i know a lot trust me im mad good at knowing about movies... this list (from 3 till the end) is the absolute worst movies I have ever seen. I find basically nothing redeeming in any of these films, and watching them was infuriating and a chore (which really must make them bad since i love movies). List=digs.
2 My Most Recent Movie:
The Thing (2011)


(3/5) just got back from a preview screening. Look, it is DEFINITELY a good movie. What I think most of you will dislike is that the film is really not a prequel... there's no original story here, folks... instead, its a pretty faithful remake/update that is disguised (!!! get it??) as a prequel. Like really faithful, recreating a lot of shots from the original, moving along the plot in a similar fashion, etc... it was ok just pretty unnecessary.
3Amaranthe
Amaranthe


The Ring Two
4Protest the Hero
Scurrilous


Elektra
5Limp Bizkit
Gold Cobra


Baby's Day Out
6Korn
Korn


Garden State
7Laura Stevenson and the Crabs
Sit Resist


The Whole Ten Yards ***(pretty sure this is the worst movie ever made btw)
8Between the Buried and Me
Colors


100 Girls ***(pretty sure this is the most offensive movie ever made)
9Converge
Jane Doe


Crossroads
10My Chemical Romance
The Black Parade


When a Stranger Calls (the remake, not the original)
11Band
Scurilous


Date Movie
12Band
Scurilous


Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's CHest
13Band
Scurilous


Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End
14Ima Robot
Ima Robot


Miami Vice (the michael mann one)
15Brand New
The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me


The Return (starring sarah michelle gellar)
16Papa Roach
Lovehatetragedy


Day of the Dead 2008 (the one with Nick Cannon what the fuck)
17 Korn
Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites


Shrek the Third
18Opeth
Heritage


Little Miss Sunshine
19Thrice
Beggars


Captivity (with elisha cuthbert)
20Thrice
Beggars


Descent (with rosario dawson)
21Thrice
Beggars


The Descent (without rosario dawson)
22Thrice
Beggars


P.S. I Love You
23Thrice
Beggars


I Know Who Killed Me (lindsayyyyyyyyyyyyy)
24 Thrice
Scurilous


Spanglish
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